A thread for Contest: Accuse Guybrush Threepwood of wrongdoing!

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• der_ketzer

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He sprayed me with root-beer and tortured me with a VooDooDoll!
  
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/867
• der_ketzer

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Tvdinner wrote: »

  He turned me into a newt!

  
  I love Monty Python & The Holy Grail
• Majus

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  My entry: He sung.
  
  I like this contest, many funny ideas. My favorite one is something like »There was no three-headed monkey at all!«, but I lost the weblink.
• lparcshinoda

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  he used my name to lend a book in the library and never returned it
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/875
  
  I'll do better next week but keep voting me
• SuperBosco

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/880
  He drove me over with ship... True story.
• Magwill

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He made me take the red herring!"
  
  Old skool reference
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/890
• Shoelip

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Not word for word but I can't view my own line!
  
  "Guybrush Threepwood stole my darling Tootsie's lolipop then snuck in through my back door while I was distracted and smuggled out my prized soup cauldron in his pants for his vile voodoo soup ritual."
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/911
  
  Is anyone else feeling a bit worried about the fact that only 2 of the five leading lines are actually "in-character"?
• GozzoMan

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  " He's a brute! He stuck a pulley in the middle of my porcelain chicken! "
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/909
  
  
• prizna

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He stole my collection of autographed sextants"
  
  Vote for me please
• frankthemonkey

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He stored my dog in his pants and he has never been the same since!
  
  Please vote for me
• Silverwolfpet

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He kept trying to enter my band! I'll never get the "Monkey in my Pocket" song out of my head!
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/952
• Guinea

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He inspected my flooring. The damage amounts to several thousand pieces of eight.

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/957
• Skuld

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He made a voodoo doll of myself and drove me off my island just because I'm short!"
  
  Vote here: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/970
• GViper

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/598
  
  "Mr. Threepwood here has been boasting about his 'legendary' adventures so many times that... that... I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE BANANA LOVING MONKEYS ON THAT BANANA LOVING ISLAND!"
  
  
• Camus

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He made a voodoo doll with my apparence and he thrown it off in a hole of polecats. From that day my breath was no longer the same.
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/330
• dentbuds

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/998
  
  he bought be an eye-patch. FOR THE WRONG EYE!
• Davebrush

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He left me with an irrational fear of monkeys!
• 16_BIT_MARIO1

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Tvdinner wrote: »

  He turned me into a newt!

  You stole my idea! ..Before I had it.
  Well, at least my quote is a bit different. "He turned me into a newt! ...I-I got better..."
  Vote here or I'll punch you in the face.
• Xandon

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He sold me this fine leather jacket.
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1032
• jfen005

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Vote for mine please:
  

  "He sold me this fine leather jacket and said that it'll ride up with wear!"

  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1038
• Haggis

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Here's mine for today (you can write a line each day, right?):
  
  "He blew up the rubber tree that I planted together with my dear, departed grandfather!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1083
• manetheren

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Picture a salty old sea dog and then click vote
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/966
• Wam

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He told me he would disappear until 2015, and now he's back !
  
  My 2 cents (at least for today)
• AndywinXp

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Here's mine:

  He stole my collection of termites, he let them free on my ship and he said "Go and multiply, kids!"

  
  Please vote if you like it.
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1133
• flukeman

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Here is another leather-jacket-variant:
  

  That scallywag sold me a fake leather jacket! Arrr!, I should have bought from that guy with the hat instead!

  
  If you like it, please vote at http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1126
• Mr Party Hat

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He tried to combine me with the Idol o' Many Hands. Ah' dunnie have the necessary slots!
  
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1164
• TheMandingo

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  inso wrote: »

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/663
  
  "He buckled my swash... incorrectly!"

  
  So far this is my favorite one. Pretty funny.
• ark4869

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1169

  He poured root beer on my head, stole my still living beard, stole my wife-to-be, stole my underwear, raped my parents' skeleton, pulled my beard with an elevator, did gross things to my spit, ripped apart my leg...arrr, he even transformed me into a human!
• Capotasto

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He chose an anchor over me."
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1144
  A nod to Murray
  
  In hindsight, not really a winning entry is it?
• Jeo

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  "He used a walkthrough! That's cheating!"
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/946
  
  It IS cheating and worth getting angry about! The pirate who says this is taking the whole thing very personally. A bit of an elitist statement.
• JediCardTrick

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1256
  
  That grog-swilling, syrup-switching scoundrel swapped my Grande Decaff Fat-free Vanilla Soymilk Latte for a VENTI-sized QUADRUPLE-shot FULL-FAT Caramel Mochachino! :eek:
• walking dead

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  my first 1
  
  "I am Disgraced with your Idiotic notions of how to act like e True Pirate"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1269
• Rebirth

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He parked his Giant Monkey Robot on a disabeld Parking
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1290
• Zwulminator

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Oh my Godness! He killed the three-headed monkey!
  
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1245
• Boots

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  He ditched me! and left me stranded with nothing to eat but monkeys for 9 years!...they were delicious monkeys though, i made this sweater im wearing from monkey fur.
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1317
• PallIngi

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  His "tough love" therapy made me stupider!
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1344
• Thogreg

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  
  Mine would be
  
  take care
• jeditribble

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  ivan11111 wrote: »

  Vote for mine!!
  "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

  
  Should have seen this thread before submitting mine:
  

  I'm still waiting for the "fine leather jacket" I ordered from him twenty years ago!

  
  I guess it was kind of obvious ...
  
  http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1407
• jeditribble

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Jeo wrote: »

  "He used a walkthrough! That's cheating!"
  http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/946

  
  Good one.
• ark4869

  July 2009 edited July 2009

  Can you submit more than one? I noticed mine wasn't good to implement