Doc: Thanks! If you didn't notice, he has this big, frozen fish. Look what you have done -he hurt my face!
Skinhead: Me be killin' ye! Again, again! Hitting ugly freak is fun! Me be killin' ye!
Doc: He looks entertained. I won't risk comming any closer!
Doc: Gladly, but if you haven't noticed - he's quite active and agressive. I can't get close enough to shave him! Besides, he doens't have hippie shirt or glasses.
Doc: Whooops! Did you say "frozen fish"? Sorry, I thought it was... well, right - I'm not too good with guns. Missed. But wait! That was the last bullet!
Off-screen female voice: What have you done to Alfons?!
Doc: Ouh! I can hear someone commin'
Prostitute: You murderer! You killed Alfons! He was my protector. The only person who ever cared about me! What are you going to do about it?
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
Dedicate my time to rehabilitating prostitute into normal society until she can live a normal life.
Doc: Dear Lady, did you ever think about becoming a cruel, voilent sociopath with no moral restrictions?
.
.
.
Doc: What? That IS normal society for me! All my friends are... well, my only friend was like that. And I can really use her ass... I meant AID in my quest of stopping OR joining demon summoning cult!
Prostitute: Never thought of that. But now when you mention it...
Doc: So it's set! You're my second in command! It'll be fun!
Prostitute: What is your bidding, my master?
Just kidding, use drill on whore.
Doc: Did you mean that? I always wondered why there is a rubber drill in the set... She seems to like it!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
Take 'alfons' fish and the half-empty bottle of wine and offer to go on a date with her.
Doc: So what's your name?
Prostitute: Whatever you wish, master!
Doc: (it's getting better and better!) Would you like to go out for tonight?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): Master, as I can see on our list of locations we want to visit, we can go to: your lab, Mue Morgue 13 or stay here. What do you want to do?
Doc: Aren't you hungry?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master.
Doc: Thirsty?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master.
Take his shirt and hide Alfons in the dimpster.
Doc: Done!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Big, frozen fish
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Prostitute: What a glorious laboratory, my Master.
Doc: Thanks!
Or rue morgue.
Doc: Oh great! An undestroyable seciurity guard!
Or your lab.
Doc: Back home! What are we doing now?
Prostitute: Whatever you wish, my Master.
Should we make a poll to decide which of the next locations we'll head to ?
Doc: No!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Doc: My goal (besides pure voilence) is to:
- learn what happened with my friend Bill,
- learn the origins of strange demons and creatures walking freely in my town,
- find and STOP or JOIN a cult mentioned by Half-Naked David Husselhoff demon.
At the moment I menagged to escape from Bill's flat. I've found a note mentioning place at Rue Morgue 13. Might be a good idea to go there!
Prostitute: *cough*
Doc: And yes, I have this nice prostitute to aid me on my quest.
Prostitute: Come here, big boy!
Guard: I'm sorry madame, but I'm on duty.
Then use the key on the door.
Guard: I'm sorry, monsieur, but you can't access this place unless you know the password.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
If it fails use your diploma and lie there is medical emergency inside.
Doc: Look! Here's my medical...
Guard: Great! The Engineer, The Professor and The Priest are already in. Now, Doctor, with you here we're still waiting for The Boss and we can start the meeting.
Doc: But I was called...
Guard: Yes, I know! It's a big day! I'm so proud I can be here! But madame has to stay outside. I'll guard her, Doctor!
Doc: (how strange! looks like they were waiting for some Doctor! i'll have to do something to hide my face - the guard probably doesn't know faces of his bosses, but they probably know each other.)
Doc: 'right, Mr Guard, open the door and keep your eye on my... ASSistant.
Guard: Sorry, sir, but you're supposed to have the key.
Cut eye-holes in hat with knife. Pull hat down over head and wear it like a mask. Use silver key on door and go inside.
Doc: Clever!
Use silver key on door and go inside.
Speaker (The Boss): Doctor! At last! Do you have the incantation?
The Priest: Yes! Give us the note and we may proceed!
The Professor: Wait, Doctor, why don't you have usual, white mask?
Doc: <breathes like asthmatic>
The Engineer: Doctor, is there anything wrong?
Use the 6 eyes with their 6 eyesockets and see if something happens.
I'm affraid they have their own eyes under those masks.
say his mask was stolen, and he had to improvise.
The Engineer: Oh no! Our secret mask stolen!
The Professor: Those are just Haloween masks, you idiot. You can buy them every market for 5 bucks.
The Priest: Silence, gentelmen! Doctor, pass me the note!
hand him the note.
The Priest: Excelent! Now we can continue our evil scheme to take on the world!
Speaker (The Boss): You have done well, Doctor. Now, gentelmen, your assigments:
- The Priest will fly to Vatican, assasinate the Pope and take his place.
- The Engineer will try to take the chair in The Company.
- The Doctor will publish his Ultimate Cure for AIDS and Cancer.
- The Professor will go back to the University and keep brainwashing the students.
I'm staying here. My identity and location remains secret. Now, when we have demons on our command, my... er... our dream shall come true!
Any questions, gentelmen?
Speaker (The Boss): Doctor! You wewe supposed to summon Half-Naked David Husselhoff Demon - don't you remember? That Bill guy, yes? The note, remember? David kills that Bill, you take the note and bring it to us, yes?
{to himself} Wait. Am I the ACTUAL doctor that was supposed to come here? Do I work for these people? Do I have amnesia? Am I talking to myself?
Off-screen voice: Doc! You are crazy, twisted sociopath, but you don't have amnesia. Besides, amnesia is one of worst plot solutions ever created. Ever.
If you have problem with finding yourself in the plot, here it comes: You were called by your dearest friend Bill. When you arrived, you found him dead. Exploring his flat you found some clue about a group of five that is going to TAKE ON THE WORLD! Those people are: The Boss, The Doctor, The Professor, The Engineer and The Priest.
You decided to find this organization and stop them OR join them.
Disguised as The Doctor (who didn't appear for some reason) you entered to mysterious meeting at Rue Morgue 13 and learned some more things about the group you are hunting.
{to himself} {actual SBinator talking} this might not be what you're going for, but that's the impression I got.
Off-screen voice: No! The plot is much more complicated! And voilent!
{to Strongbadinator} no, they think you are a different doctor. A real doctor probably. Don't take off the mask!
I think we should play along for now
Off-screen voice: Wise! Very wise!
>discover a cure for aids and cancer.
Doc: {to himself} Wish it was so easy. I'd be a millionaire {to The Priest} Could you remind me where my secret laboratory is?
The Priest: Trout Hospital! Are you sure everything is alright with your head? You were late, you have this stupid mask, you don't remember your last mission and now you forgot where your secret laboratory is!
*TROUT HOSPITAL ADDED TO YOUR MAP! YAY! LOT'S OF INNOCENT, HELPLESS PATIENTS TO SLAUGHTER!*
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Speaker (The Boss): I assume this is all. Go back to your work, gentelman! You'll be informed about the next meeting in time.
Oh, and bring the hooker if she's around.
Doc: I have this strange impression that something has changed here!
Prostitute: Huh? What do you mean, Master?
Doc: Never mind. Let's head to the Trout Hospital!
Doc: I will, but first we have to spend some time with each other. Then I'll eat her. Well, no, not literally, but I can assure you - there will be a lot of licking!
Doc: I will, but first we have to spend some time with each other. Then I'll eat her. Well, no, not literally, but I can assure you - there will be a lot of licking!
Go to Laundry Room in Hospital and clean hooker in laundry machine (who knows where she's been?)
You enter the Hospital.
Nurse: Oh, it's you, Doctor. Welcome. We've been waiting for you.
Doc: Thank you! {to himself} How strange! They couldn't been waiting for me! {to the nurse} Where's the laundry?
Nurse: We don't have laundry here. Hey, take the map of the hospital!
1-st floor:
2-nd floor:
We also have a secret, underground level, but only Doctor Trout is allowed there!
Doc: Thanks!
Then go to ward, experiment on patients.
Doc: I'll need some medicines for my experiment!
But i MEANT it literally
Doc: Sorry, I'm vegetarian.
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.
.
Doc: Right. Kiddin' Just want to use her some other way.
Atleast bite the hooker. Oh take the snake!
Doc: The Doctor is in!
Prostitute: You are so horny, my Master!
What are you guys, barbarians? At least cook her first, jeeze.
Doc: Oh, she will be boiling hot when we get some time in private!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Comments
Doc: Thanks! If you didn't notice, he has this big, frozen fish. Look what you have done -he hurt my face!
Skinhead: Me be killin' ye! Again, again! Hitting ugly freak is fun! Me be killin' ye!
Doc: He looks entertained. I won't risk comming any closer!
Pick up the hairs, turn them into a wig, and use that on the skinhead, so he becomes a hippie.
Doc: Gladly, but if you haven't noticed - he's quite active and agressive. I can't get close enough to shave him! Besides, he doens't have hippie shirt or glasses.
Moonwalk your way outta here ?
Doc: No, he'll chase me! I have to do something to stop him, make him less... alive.
Doc: Whooops! Did you say "frozen fish"? Sorry, I thought it was... well, right - I'm not too good with guns. Missed. But wait! That was the last bullet!
Off-screen female voice: What have you done to Alfons?!
Doc: Ouh! I can hear someone commin'
Prostitute: You murderer! You killed Alfons! He was my protector. The only person who ever cared about me! What are you going to do about it?
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
Just kidding, use drill on whore.
Doc: Dear Lady, did you ever think about becoming a cruel, voilent sociopath with no moral restrictions?
.
.
.
Doc: What? That IS normal society for me! All my friends are... well, my only friend was like that. And I can really use her ass... I meant AID in my quest of stopping OR joining demon summoning cult!
Prostitute: Never thought of that. But now when you mention it...
Doc: So it's set! You're my second in command! It'll be fun!
Prostitute: What is your bidding, my master?
Doc: Did you mean that? I always wondered why there is a rubber drill in the set... She seems to like it!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
Doc: So what's your name?
Prostitute: Whatever you wish, master!
Doc: (it's getting better and better!) Would you like to go out for tonight?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): Master, as I can see on our list of locations we want to visit, we can go to: your lab, Mue Morgue 13 or stay here. What do you want to do?
Doc: Aren't you hungry?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master.
Doc: Thirsty?
Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master.
Doc: Done!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Big, frozen fish
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Or rue morgue.
Or your lab.
Should we make a poll to decide which of the next locations we'll head to ?
Prostitute: What a glorious laboratory, my Master.
Doc: Thanks!
Doc: Oh great! An undestroyable seciurity guard!
Doc: Back home! What are we doing now?
Prostitute: Whatever you wish, my Master.
Doc: No!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Doc: My goal (besides pure voilence) is to:
- learn what happened with my friend Bill,
- learn the origins of strange demons and creatures walking freely in my town,
- find and STOP or JOIN a cult mentioned by Half-Naked David Husselhoff demon.
At the moment I menagged to escape from Bill's flat. I've found a note mentioning place at Rue Morgue 13. Might be a good idea to go there!
Prostitute: *cough*
Doc: And yes, I have this nice prostitute to aid me on my quest.
Guard: I'm sorry madame, but I'm on duty. Guard: I'm sorry, monsieur, but you can't access this place unless you know the password.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Guard: Please speak English, monsieur!
Doc: Look! Here's my medical...
Guard: Great! The Engineer, The Professor and The Priest are already in. Now, Doctor, with you here we're still waiting for The Boss and we can start the meeting.
Doc: But I was called...
Guard: Yes, I know! It's a big day! I'm so proud I can be here! But madame has to stay outside. I'll guard her, Doctor!
Doc: (how strange! looks like they were waiting for some Doctor! i'll have to do something to hide my face - the guard probably doesn't know faces of his bosses, but they probably know each other.)
Doc: 'right, Mr Guard, open the door and keep your eye on my... ASSistant.
Guard: Sorry, sir, but you're supposed to have the key.
Doc: Clever!
Speaker (The Boss): Doctor! At last! Do you have the incantation?
The Priest: Yes! Give us the note and we may proceed!
The Professor: Wait, Doctor, why don't you have usual, white mask?
Doc: <breathes like asthmatic>
The Engineer: Doctor, is there anything wrong?
I'm affraid they have their own eyes under those masks.
The Engineer: Oh no! Our secret mask stolen!
The Professor: Those are just Haloween masks, you idiot. You can buy them every market for 5 bucks.
The Priest: Silence, gentelmen! Doctor, pass me the note!
The Priest: Excelent! Now we can continue our evil scheme to take on the world!
Speaker (The Boss): You have done well, Doctor. Now, gentelmen, your assigments:
- The Priest will fly to Vatican, assasinate the Pope and take his place.
- The Engineer will try to take the chair in The Company.
- The Doctor will publish his Ultimate Cure for AIDS and Cancer.
- The Professor will go back to the University and keep brainwashing the students.
I'm staying here. My identity and location remains secret. Now, when we have demons on our command, my... er... our dream shall come true!
Any questions, gentelmen?
Speaker (The Boss): Doctor! You wewe supposed to summon Half-Naked David Husselhoff Demon - don't you remember? That Bill guy, yes? The note, remember? David kills that Bill, you take the note and bring it to us, yes?
{actual SBinator talking} this might not be what you're going for, but that's the impression I got.
I think we should play along for now
>discover a cure for aids and cancer.
Off-screen voice: Doc! You are crazy, twisted sociopath, but you don't have amnesia. Besides, amnesia is one of worst plot solutions ever created. Ever.
If you have problem with finding yourself in the plot, here it comes: You were called by your dearest friend Bill. When you arrived, you found him dead. Exploring his flat you found some clue about a group of five that is going to TAKE ON THE WORLD! Those people are: The Boss, The Doctor, The Professor, The Engineer and The Priest.
You decided to find this organization and stop them OR join them.
Disguised as The Doctor (who didn't appear for some reason) you entered to mysterious meeting at Rue Morgue 13 and learned some more things about the group you are hunting.
Off-screen voice: No! The plot is much more complicated! And voilent!
Off-screen voice: Wise! Very wise!
Doc: {to himself} Wish it was so easy. I'd be a millionaire {to The Priest} Could you remind me where my secret laboratory is?
The Priest: Trout Hospital! Are you sure everything is alright with your head? You were late, you have this stupid mask, you don't remember your last mission and now you forgot where your secret laboratory is!
*TROUT HOSPITAL ADDED TO YOUR MAP! YAY! LOT'S OF INNOCENT, HELPLESS PATIENTS TO SLAUGHTER!*
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
Speaker (The Boss): I assume this is all. Go back to your work, gentelman! You'll be informed about the next meeting in time.
Doc: I have this strange impression that something has changed here!
Prostitute: Huh? What do you mean, Master?
Doc: Never mind. Let's head to the Trout Hospital!
Doc: Well, here we are! Trout Hospital.
Doc: I will, but first we have to spend some time with each other. Then I'll eat her. Well, no, not literally, but I can assure you - there will be a lot of licking!
Then go to ward, experiment on patients.
But i MEANT it literally
Nurse: Oh, it's you, Doctor. Welcome. We've been waiting for you.
Doc: Thank you! {to himself} How strange! They couldn't been waiting for me! {to the nurse} Where's the laundry?
Nurse: We don't have laundry here. Hey, take the map of the hospital!
1-st floor:
2-nd floor:
We also have a secret, underground level, but only Doctor Trout is allowed there!
Doc: Thanks!
Doc: I'll need some medicines for my experiment!
Doc: Sorry, I'm vegetarian.
.
.
.
Doc: Right. Kiddin' Just want to use her some other way.
Doc: The Doctor is in!
Prostitute: You are so horny, my Master!
Doc: Oh, she will be boiling hot when we get some time in private!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt