Extremley Stupid Horror Adventure Game
Right.
So in response to popular demand of paint-based adventure game with a lot of nasty things I decided to start something like this. Most of the puzzles here are going to be voilent, sadomasochistic, cruel and so on. People under 18 shouldn't be reading this.
Here's the Doc - sharlatan, magician and a low-life. Doc has been contacted by his only friend, Bill. Bill seemed terrified by something and asked Doc to come to his place as soon as possible. Hopping for a free drink Doc arrived and here's what he found in Bill's apartament:
The character is Doc himself.
In his inventory you can find:
- A bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
So in response to popular demand of paint-based adventure game with a lot of nasty things I decided to start something like this. Most of the puzzles here are going to be voilent, sadomasochistic, cruel and so on. People under 18 shouldn't be reading this.
Here's the Doc - sharlatan, magician and a low-life. Doc has been contacted by his only friend, Bill. Bill seemed terrified by something and asked Doc to come to his place as soon as possible. Hopping for a free drink Doc arrived and here's what he found in Bill's apartament:
The character is Doc himself.
In his inventory you can find:
- A bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
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Doc: Aw! I cut my face! Bill doesn't have a mirror and my scalpel is quite dull. I won't be hurting myself anymore!
Doc: Right-o! The place is clean now. But hey! The wine melted a hole in the wall! Oh, and I think there's Bills massacred corpse in the off-screen corner of the room...
Doc: Neat bloodbath! Let's see. Nope - no gun, no wallet, no money. Hey! There's a knife inside his guts! I'll take it.
What? There's an engraving on the knife... Rue Morgue 13. Weird!
Doc: He's way to fat to throw him into that hole! But I've found his ripped-off heart. I'll take it!
Doc: Let's use some of my medical knowledge! [cuts the heart] Right. Ow! I see! Yes! All right. My inner adrenaline sensor says he died of fear and was massacred after that!
...
But hey! There's a key hidden in the heart! And a note! How strange!
Menawhile:
You can hear somethign moving in the hole!
Oh no! A half-naked David Husselhoff demon broke through the hole! It's blocking your way out!
Doc: Wha... Whad did you put yourself into, my friend Bill?
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- Massacred heart.
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife
[Astro Gnocci, play with us : )]
I just think you should copy paste the inventory in new posts. You know, kinda make it feels like the old interfaces (and mostly reminding everyone what it is you've got).
But keep going guys, this could end up pretty cool
Doc: It's to precious to waste it on him!
Doc: What do you take me for, moron?! You think THIS is enough to put me on the ground?
Off-screen voice: Doc! Don't insult the player!
Doc: Right-o, right-o. Let's try again: No can do! If it thinks I'm dead, it will massacre me like it massacred Bill!
Doc: No can do! The hat is sticked to my head. Besides, it would make my brain too exposed. And he's to big to be captured into a hat. And the hat is full of... of... my rabbit!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- Massacred heart.
- A hint.
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
Doc: It says: 'Hi! I'm the Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence! I can give you hints about whole gameplay - for example: "If it bleeds, it can be killed" or "People usualy hides something. And even if this person isn't, voilent interrogation is still fun!". My other function is to give you hints about puzzles you stucked with. To get that kind of hints, you must mention one of your voilent deeds - for example: >Oh great Hint! For profanating corpse of my best friend, tell me how to escape the room!<" How strange!
Doc: Crap! I'm a tall, handsome man, and bill was a short fatball. I can't hide inside his pathetic, little corpse. But look what have I done to him with my scalpel!
Doc: Hi, David. What do you want?
David: Arahman, Q'aleth'sam oronow-sakame!
Doc: Could you speak English?
David: Well, yes. So, I want to create a cult around my person. But first, I'll need to squeeze throught this hole. My butt seems too big...
Doc: Won't you kill me if I help you?
David: Well, obviously I will! I'm the half-naked David Husselhoff demon and you're not an atractive, young woman with big bra, so I won't let you into my cult...
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- Massacred heart.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
Doc: Creepy! It's torn apart, massacred, but somehow it still tries to beat!
Doc: Hey Dave! Will you let me out if I give you this tasty, still-live human heart?
David: Yes! Give me the heart! Hablahe! Odun'giris! Arkhn-vre'bo!
Doc: Great! David used the heart to re-animate Bill's corpse and the pile of his guts! Now I have not one but three demons to deal with... Good thing I broke Bill's spine while searching his corpse. He can't move too fast now.
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
Doc: Oh, the joy of pure, pointless voilence! Take it, Dave!
Doc: Right. He's blind now, but he's still blocking the way. *HINT* Maybe he knows something about what happened here!
Doc: Look! Blinding Dave blinded his reanimated monsters!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
David: No, ya can't! You won't make me tell you anything! *HINT* Well, unless you have one of those terrible, enormous torture\interrogation drills, but I'm sure you don't!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
David: Oh, the pain! Stop, you killin' me! (whispers) Dave! You can take it! You will not break! It's just a little silver key. PAPAPISHU!
Doc: Hey! I have six additional eyes! They got to be useful!
Dave: Nooo! It's the DRILL! Hey! Stop doing this! Hey, my head! All right! All right, I'll tell you anything! Hey! Stop! Ask your questions! You already broke me!
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
David: Orphange in your case! Arrgh! Stop tormenting me!
David: I told you! My butt's too big to squeze through the hole, that's why I'm in! Hey! No! Not my neck!
Dave: All right, all right! You won! Here, take Pam's number. Please, give me my eyes back and take that all out of my head. I'll return to my Inferno and I won't show up again! I'll tell you anything!
(...)
So those five people decided to take over the world. They want to summon antient demons and use them! They needed Bill to help them with an unholy incarnation he was ment to hold deep in his heart! I belive you'll find one of them on Rue Morgue.
Now, help me!
(minites pass)
Doc: Interesting. I think I'll have to stop those people. Or join them!
Voice behind the door: What's going on there? Open up! Police!
Doc: Crap! I'm in one room with corpse of my dearest friend and beheaded Baywatch star! I have to escape!
Doc: Here goes nothin'
(short fall later)
Doc: Great! I'm in a rubbish can! Hey, there is a hammer here! And... Yes! It's a gun! Shh, someone's commin'... Oh no, it's a skinhead!
Skinhead: Wat ya bee doin' heer? Getottahere! W't ya been lookin' at? Leave at once! Me not liking you! Me be killin' ye! Adolf is alive! Getottahere! Leave at once! Wat ya bee doin' heer? Adolf is alive! Me be killin' ye!
Doc: Crap. It's an unfriendly, strong, heavy armed skinhead! How am I going to pass by him?
Off-screen voice: Doc! Look at this animation! It's amazing!
Doc: True. But that doesn't help me...
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Gun
Doc: Hey, Mr Skinhead! Will you let me pass if I give you Pam Anderson's phone number?
Skinhead: Me no liking girls, me liking beating other people! Adolf is alive! Getottahere! Leave at once! Wat ya bee doin' heer? Me be killin' ye! Me no liking girls, me liking beating other people! Me be killin' ye!
Doc: It's pointless. All he wants is to kill me.
Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eyes
- David the demon's eyes
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Gun