Doctor Gordon: Hi! I'm Larry Gordon. I had to kill my friend and cut my leg off to escape a deadly trap! On my way to the hospital I met some drug dealer. I needed some painkillers and didn't have any money to pay for them, so... You can see by yourself. Will you help me, doctor?
Doc: Oh no! Poor guy passed away! You...! You...! You really have good sence of humour!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
> put his body in your inventory and take a skeleton to some other doctor you haven't met yet.
Doc: As you can see, I have a lot of body parts in my inventory. I don't really need whole new dead body... But maybe I'll take one rib. It can be useful...
And the only doctor I haven't meet yet is Doctor Trout. Looks like my objective here is to meet him in his secret lab. But first I must prove myself useful.
Head back to the front desk to see if anyone needs any help.
Helena: Prove yourself useful, Salmon (or just die)! Do something. Cure someone. (cut your head off). Did you help those poor people in the waiting room? Doctor Trout is busy, he'll be seein' you when you do something useful around here (he doesn't have time for morons like yourself).
Helena: Helped? But Doctor! They don't look any better (you blind idiot)! If you want to assist Doctor Trout, you have to do better than this (and if you want me to kill you, you can just stand here a while longer)
Doc: Freaky! Now I can rise skeletons back to life!
Doc: Look! Those are some patients of low moral fiber! Now all that left is that Larry guy.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
Larry: Doctor, you are a miraclemaker! I feel no pain! But we still have two problems: I'm nailed to the banch with this dagger in my chest and I have no feet.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
Larry: Thank you, Doctor. I feel better now!
Doc: Great. But I just lost all my fishy ammo...
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Eye-loaded gun (1 bullet)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
Helena: Well done, Doctor Salmon (lucky fool)! Your last task is to check patients in their rooms on the 1st floor (maybe you'll stuck in the elevator and starve there).
(I thought we had UNLIMITED fish ammo?)
Doc: Well, it was ulimited. You could've shoot it as many times as you wished. But no, you wanted to waste whole fish on that idiot Larry!
> rip out your eyes and put then in your inventory.
alternatively...
>give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...then shoot him, can't do a good deed without doing a bad one after.
> rip out your eyes and put then in your inventory.
Doc: Hey, I'm here to hurt other people, not myself!
>give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...
Fat patient: A SNACK! Give it to me! I'm hungry! Hey! I want to eat those juicy eyeballs!
Doc: Doesn't seem to be a good idea...
then shoot him, can't do a good deed without doing a bad one after.
Doc: For wasting your life, ruining your body and making yourself a monster - I sentence you to DEATH!
<shoot>
Doc: Looks like my eye bullets are too soft. I can't get through all this fat... And I wasted one of my bullets.
> head to room 1.
Doc: I'm not done here yet!
But before headin to room 1, get that donut.
Doc: Take a close look! There are some dead baby mice on the donut! How disgusting!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
Doc: DIE FATBOY! Crap, the drill stuck in his fat. And it broke. Well, at least I have the eye back.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye
<the fat patient seems very interested in your Prostitute Slave; you're not sure what kind of interest is this>
Doc: I don't want to loose all my belongings. And I'm not really sure if I'm supposed to kill him... now.
> point at him, saying "look, food!" and watch him eat himself.
or:
> take HIS eyes away, so he can't see you give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...
> point at him, saying "look, food!" and watch him eat himself.
Doc: Good idea, but he's too fat to reach his own limbs.
> take HIS eyes away, so he can't see you give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...
Doc: Now I have only one useless, splashed eye of Bill. And that might put my life in danger if he reaches me. Maybe I can use someone else to do it?
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye
Doc: Hey, Mr Cannibal Mass Murderer! I'll set you free if you promise me to eat the fatboy in the next room!
Mr Cannibal Mass Murderer: Argh! Hblhalam! Keeeeel! Slaaater! Eeeeeet!
Doc: Looks like he's lost his mind. Maybe I can find or make one for replacement around here?
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye
Comments
Doctor Gordon: Hi! I'm Larry Gordon. I had to kill my friend and cut my leg off to escape a deadly trap! On my way to the hospital I met some drug dealer. I needed some painkillers and didn't have any money to pay for them, so... You can see by yourself. Will you help me, doctor?
Doc: Oh no! Poor guy passed away! You...! You...! You really have good sence of humour!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
> put his body in your inventory and take a skeleton to some other doctor you haven't met yet.
Doc: As you can see, I have a lot of body parts in my inventory. I don't really need whole new dead body... But maybe I'll take one rib. It can be useful...
And the only doctor I haven't meet yet is Doctor Trout. Looks like my objective here is to meet him in his secret lab. But first I must prove myself useful.
Helena: Prove yourself useful, Salmon (or just die)! Do something. Cure someone. (cut your head off). Did you help those poor people in the waiting room? Doctor Trout is busy, he'll be seein' you when you do something useful around here (he doesn't have time for morons like yourself).
Helena: Helped? But Doctor! They don't look any better (you blind idiot)! If you want to assist Doctor Trout, you have to do better than this (and if you want me to kill you, you can just stand here a while longer)
Doc: Freaky! Now I can rise skeletons back to life!
Doc: Look! Those are some patients of low moral fiber! Now all that left is that Larry guy.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- The gut creature's eyes
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
Doc: Creepy! The hint gave me one more vision! Aw, my ears! It also says "You can not kill what you can not see".
Larry: Doctor, you are a miraclemaker! I feel no pain! But we still have two problems: I'm nailed to the banch with this dagger in my chest and I have no feet.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Fish'n'eye-loaded gun
- Fishy ammunition (infinite)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
Larry: Thank you, Doctor. I feel better now!
Doc: Great. But I just lost all my fishy ammo...
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Bill's eye
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Eye-loaded gun (1 bullet)
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
(I thought we had UNLIMITED fish ammo?)
Helena: Well done, Doctor Salmon (lucky fool)! Your last task is to check patients in their rooms on the 1st floor (maybe you'll stuck in the elevator and starve there).
Doc: Well, it was ulimited. You could've shoot it as many times as you wished. But no, you wanted to waste whole fish on that idiot Larry!
I and probably he have no idea what u meant by that.
Doc: Right. That's the map Helena gave me. But Larry already has his head back and taking it is just rude. I'll just use a... metaphoric head.
Doc: Ha! I know what he's talking about! But I'm not tellin' ye!
oh, and scream when you get in there.
Doc: AAARGH! Gross! That really makes me want to scream!
alternatively...
>give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...then shoot him, can't do a good deed without doing a bad one after.
then:
> head to room 1.
Doc: Hey, I'm here to hurt other people, not myself!
Fat patient: A SNACK! Give it to me! I'm hungry! Hey! I want to eat those juicy eyeballs!
Doc: Doesn't seem to be a good idea...
Doc: For wasting your life, ruining your body and making yourself a monster - I sentence you to DEATH!
<shoot>
Doc: Looks like my eye bullets are too soft. I can't get through all this fat... And I wasted one of my bullets.
Doc: I'm not done here yet!
Doc: Take a close look! There are some dead baby mice on the donut! How disgusting!
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
Doc: DIE FATBOY! Crap, the drill stuck in his fat. And it broke. Well, at least I have the eye back.
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye
<the fat patient seems very interested in your Prostitute Slave; you're not sure what kind of interest is this>
Doc: I don't want to loose all my belongings. And I'm not really sure if I'm supposed to kill him... now.
or:
> take HIS eyes away, so he can't see you give him some of your spare eyes so he can take a hard look at himself, and think about how he could vastly improve his life...
Doc: Good idea, but he's too fat to reach his own limbs.
Doc: Now I have only one useless, splashed eye of Bill. And that might put my life in danger if he reaches me. Maybe I can use someone else to do it?
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye
Doc: Looks like his brain isn't working properly. He doesn't seem to understand me. But maybe I can send my prostitute do do some... inside job?
Doc: I belive we'll have to do SOMETHING here, but if you insist, let's go to some other room.
Doc: Hey, I recognise him! It's that cannibal mass murderer. I was lead to belive that he's dead. How weird!
Doc: Hey, Mr Cannibal Mass Murderer! I'll set you free if you promise me to eat the fatboy in the next room!
Mr Cannibal Mass Murderer: Argh! Hblhalam! Keeeeel! Slaaater! Eeeeeet!
Doc: Looks like he's lost his mind. Maybe I can find or make one for replacement around here?
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason:
- See-what's-hidden potion
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
- Pam Anderson's number
- Hammer
- Empty gun
- Medical knowledge
- A prostitute slave
- Unusable spell making the dead back to life
- Usable medical knowledge making skeletons back human
- A dagger
- Donut with dead baby mice on it
- Splashed eye