Wait, do you know what I look like? Are you stalking me?
I don't think I'm stalking you. I saw a picture of you somewhere. Maybe it was on your TF2 page. Or maybe it was on a blog or an article? I remember I saw a picture of Jake, too.
I probably could find more pictures by just googling your name + telltale if you really insist that I should stalk you
We all have seen the shrine of Yare you have, offering poor virgin gamepads to, who have never felt the touch of men and have yet to be used for gaming in weird naked rituals (I just played Chariots of the Dogs. Does it show?), desperately trying to use that locket with your and Yare's picture to get into his body, quite literaly...
You'd posted in one of your many blogs about stalking Yare.
Dammit, I knew these blogs were a bad idea!
EDIT: I feel a weird urge to actually start a blog about stalking Yare, now.
"Day 32: Yare slept at the office again.
8:00 AM: Yare is still working on the controls.
9:00 AM: Still working on them.
10:00 AM: Still at his desk, working.
11:00 AM: Talked to Jake and Chuck and worked.
12:00 PM (what the hell??? why PM?): Had lunch at his desk while playing TF2.
01:00 PM: Worked some more.
[...]The usual."
I'm jealous of yare people want to stalk him and not me....I think my feelings are hurt so I'm going to run off to a far away world, and never return...no I'm lying I'm going to return, it's not like I have anywhere else to go, or do I?
EDIT: I feel a weird urge to actually start a blog about stalking Yare, now.
"Day 32: Yare slept at the office again.
8:00 AM: Yare is still working on the controls.
9:00 AM: Still working on them.
10:00 AM: Still at his desk, working.
11:00 AM: Talked to Jake and Chuck and worked.
12:00 PM (what the hell??? why PM?): Had lunch at his desk while playing TF2.
01:00 PM: Worked some more.
[...]The usual."
That would be a boring blog.
That is REMARKABLY accurate. Are you sure you aren't stalking him?
It's not THAT accurate: I forgot the part when he posts on the forum to answer the same questions about the control scheme over and over again, featuring "why can't you have point&click on top of the rest?" or "I don't get why it would matter that you can't see the floor" and of course get insulted a few times of being lazy or a liar, or both.
He has? Hahaha. I'm sorry for scaring you, man xD.
... Hope I didn't traumatise him. We need him in a good shape to work on the gampad thingie. I intend on using that thing.
That was much more witty and hilarious when I thought that Nikasaur's post was the most recent one... I've had this page open for ages.
Okay, okay, wait. A guy and his giraffe (bear with me (that's not part of the actual joke; there's no bear involved in the joke, it's just a giraffe. Crap, let me start over))
Okay, so a man and his giraffe walk into a pub. They get really wasted and the giraffe, being of a species well known for its light-weightedness, drinks himself unconscious. He collapses onto the floor, and the man thanks the barman for the drinks and begins to walk out. The barman stops him and says "whoa wait, you can't just leave that lyin' here!" and the man turns round and says "It's not a lion! IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!"
That really isn't the point of stalking. They've already crossed the line of reason.
A stalker could still use reason. If they followed me into TF2 servers, played Spy, and stayed invisible watching me shoot dudes it would be equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
I see your D&D nerd reference, and raise you a question about why Avistew is stalking you when she publicly made out with Fealiks recently in another thread.
Also, Nikki had an eyevatar, she just switched back today. The trend is fading! Soon we'll be the dorky ones for having eyes as our avatars still, you'll see!
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Marcus:
That's a very handsome coat, Mr. Armstrong.
...what?
God, those glued-on eyebrows were itchy...
Wait, do you know what I look like? Are you stalking me?
I don't think I'm stalking you. I saw a picture of you somewhere. Maybe it was on your TF2 page. Or maybe it was on a blog or an article? I remember I saw a picture of Jake, too.
I probably could find more pictures by just googling your name + telltale if you really insist that I should stalk you
We all have seen the shrine of Yare you have, offering poor virgin gamepads to, who have never felt the touch of men and have yet to be used for gaming in weird naked rituals (I just played Chariots of the Dogs. Does it show?), desperately trying to use that locket with your and Yare's picture to get into his body, quite literaly...
(I'd like it better the other way around).
How did you find out about the shrine?!
I cannot link because there might be younger members about...
Dammit, I knew these blogs were a bad idea!
EDIT: I feel a weird urge to actually start a blog about stalking Yare, now.
"Day 32: Yare slept at the office again.
8:00 AM: Yare is still working on the controls.
9:00 AM: Still working on them.
10:00 AM: Still at his desk, working.
11:00 AM: Talked to Jake and Chuck and worked.
12:00 PM (what the hell??? why PM?): Had lunch at his desk while playing TF2.
01:00 PM: Worked some more.
[...]The usual."
That would be a boring blog.
I just have to comment that Nikki and I saw this and just went.... oh snap!
That is REMARKABLY accurate. Are you sure you aren't stalking him?
It's not THAT accurate: I forgot the part when he posts on the forum to answer the same questions about the control scheme over and over again, featuring "why can't you have point&click on top of the rest?" or "I don't get why it would matter that you can't see the floor" and of course get insulted a few times of being lazy or a liar, or both.
He has? Hahaha. I'm sorry for scaring you, man xD.
... Hope I didn't traumatise him. We need him in a good shape to work on the gampad thingie. I intend on using that thing.
HILARIOUS
(Look, I'm taking part!)
Edit:
That was much more witty and hilarious when I thought that Nikasaur's post was the most recent one... I've had this page open for ages.
Okay, okay, wait. A guy and his giraffe (bear with me (that's not part of the actual joke; there's no bear involved in the joke, it's just a giraffe. Crap, let me start over))
Okay, so a man and his giraffe walk into a pub. They get really wasted and the giraffe, being of a species well known for its light-weightedness, drinks himself unconscious. He collapses onto the floor, and the man thanks the barman for the drinks and begins to walk out. The barman stops him and says "whoa wait, you can't just leave that lyin' here!" and the man turns round and says "It's not a lion! IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!"
BECAUSE IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
Indeed.
Besides, the true way to my heart lies not through stalking, but Team Fortress 2.
That really isn't the point of stalking. They've already crossed the line of reason.
A stalker could still use reason. If they followed me into TF2 servers, played Spy, and stayed invisible watching me shoot dudes it would be equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
What if she stalked you on TF2?
OK that was an awful suggestion which I am entirely sorry for.
EDIT: just saw Yare's response to Nick.
As a good stalker, I know that.
As someone with a crappy computer and who doesn't own the game anyways, I can't do it
You need to use eyevatars...
You need to use eyevatars...
*waving fingers*
Sorry, I have an Aura of Immunity to Trends. Level 3 Programmer class feature.
(Plus, Fealiks asked nicely).
Also, Nikki had an eyevatar, she just switched back today. The trend is fading! Soon we'll be the dorky ones for having eyes as our avatars still, you'll see!
and this is my son and me... He is like my little Clone. He told my wife today that she is cool but not as cool as Daddy... LOL my little man
So we have ~2, ~15, ~19 and 24 (that I've posted already).
(Somehow imageshack won't let me upload it. It says "no input file specified")
What? it is me.
Awesome! Now do one with Michael Jackson fading from black to white.
am I the only one who has the theme song to Roseanne theme going through my head watching these?