The first TF movie was a dissapointment to me, but it wasn't god awful. THIS one the other hand... How can people like this? How? HOW!?
People say that it's "just mindless fun." There's too much mindless and no fun to be had with this TURD! You may expect a high octane action movie about robots beating each other up, but what you get is some of the most vapid and witless comedy I've ever seen. I feel insulted to have been the target demographic for this movie (which was NOT kids. Not with Megan Fox and the type of "humor" we saw.)
I will never watch this again, not even with an MST3K treatment.
I totally agree with Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End being the worst movie ever. I wrote a review of it in the high school paper and was shocked at the hate I got. Apparently people LIKED that?!
I intend to write an article eventually on how I would have written the movie. A couple things I would have done.
1. Made Will the Pirate King, not Elizabeth. This plot goes nowhere. There's no buildup or reason for this. Will on the other hand, from day one, was built up to become a great pirate.
2. Not kill off Xiao Feng unless it is by Will's hand. It would have been the perfect way for Will to get darker and become a fierce and fearsome pirate. By killing one of the Pirate Lords, and it would have made it even easier for him to become the Pirate King. However, on the other hand, Xiao Feng was an awesome character, and I was sad to see him die.
3. Make Will's father neither a retard with senility issues, nor first mate. Make him become the friggin captain of the Flying Dutchman itself, the next Davy Jones. How friggin awesome would that have been! He was a logical choice for the next captain. When the captain goes down, the first mate takes over. That's how it works.
4. Have Norrington go out like a rock star, if at all. Norrington was one of the coolest Pirates characters ever. He was cool in the first movie, and as a rogue he was even cooler in the second movie. He was one of the smartest characters, with a firm grasp on reality, never fully believing the supernatural, and definitely NEVER falling for Jack's tricks, except for one time on the water wheel. Elizabeth may have killed Jack, but it was Norrington stealing the heart of Jones that truly cemented his demise in film two. The only way Norrington would have been cooler is if he had been played by Harrison Ford. And he went out killed by a senile old man. What a lame piece of FAILCRAP! What a bucket of balls!
But you?re forcing me to post the trailer of RoboGeisha.
Fried shrimp.
I've not managed to see RoboGeisha yet but, given that Machine Girl was a giant win burrito smothered in awesome sauce, I can only imagine that RoboGeisha will be an epic tempura shrimp roll of amazingness, frequently dipped in a mind-blowingly bloody jus.
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I've not managed to see RoboGeisha yet but, given that Machine Girl was a giant win burrito smothered in awesome sauce, I can only imagine that RoboGeisha will be an epic tempura shrimp roll of amazingness, frequently dipped in a mind-blowingly bloody jus.
Woah, that’s a good one !
But RoboGeisha have bleeding buildings.
I've not managed to see RoboGeisha yet but, given that Machine Girl was a giant win burrito smothered in awesome sauce, I can only imagine that RoboGeisha will be an epic tempura shrimp roll of amazingness, frequently dipped in a mind-blowingly bloody jus.
If it's *anything* like Machine Girl, I have to see it.
I've seen a few pretty bad films, though they're not on a par with some of the offerings previously given. Alien Intrduer, C.I.A. Code Name Alexa, One Man Army... those low-budget films you can get in $1/£1 stores.
I recently caught the tail-end of Batman Forever... that was bad. At least Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey were enjoying themselves, because I certainly wasn't. And the less said about Batman and Robin, the better. Hell, even the Rifftrax only just makes it watchable.
My worst film ever though has to go to Catwoman, which took a great character and shat all over it. Terrible acting from everyone involved, a plot that made no sense, horrifically bad design (with special points going to the designer of the lead character's 'costume') and, worst of all, an equally bad video-game tie-in. Everyone involved in the making of this film should hang their heads in shame... and then be hung.
And I'm a MST3K fan as well! I should also mention Rifftrax, which is by some of the same team and makes modern films much more entertaining.
Also Cinematic Titanic! I love them both equally. Mostly I was just referring to the fact that while, yes, Hollywood does make spectacular suckfests on a regular basis, they still tend to be watchable, in the sense that you can see what's going on, on the screen. Even "Robogeisha" and "Machinegirl" are more campy than outright bad; they're made that way on purpose. The films I really love to hate are the ones that have absolutely no redeeming production values and are pretentious, patronizing sludge pies of celluloid. I am, of course, referring to the work of Coleman Francis. Like, personally, I detested "Titanic", but I still think the lighting guys and costuming department did a great job. It's not their fault the plot was nonsensical and overly long.
I want to get into Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax, but I simply can't imagine a good riffing without Joel and the bots sitting in the corner. Also, the lack of skits. And nary a hint of TV's Frank.
I'd have to go with a classic: Plan 9 from Outer Space. I watched it because its supposed to be really horrible, with continuity errors galore, so I thought it would be of the "so bad that it's funny" variety. I was wrong. It was so boring that I couldn't finish, and seemed to have no plot apart from random pie pans on strings and a weird villain played by two actors that look nothing alike.
I want to get into Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax, but I simply can't imagine a good riffing without Joel and the bots sitting in the corner. Also, the lack of skits. And nary a hint of TV's Frank.
Just imagine them sitting outside the room, watching it through a window. But they don't want to get caught, so every time you turn round and look, they duck out of sight. 'cause they're sneaky.
Just imagine them sitting outside the room, watching it through a window. But they don't want to get caught, so every time you turn round and look, they duck out of sight. 'cause they're sneaky.
Haha, good idea.
What I want to do is build my own Tom Servo and Crow, and puppeteer them while watching.
I'd have to go with a classic: Plan 9 from Outer Space. I watched it because its supposed to be really horrible, with continuity errors galore, so I thought it would be of the "so bad that it's funny" variety. I was wrong. It was so boring that I couldn't finish, and seemed to have no plot apart from random pie pans on strings and a weird villain played by two actors that look nothing alike.
You might want to give Tim Burton's Ed Wood a try - it's about the director that made Pain 9 From Outer Space, and it's a riot...
np: Richard O'Brien - I Can Make You A Man (The Rocky Horror Picture Show OST)
I totally agree with Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End being the worst movie ever. I wrote a review of it in the high school paper and was shocked at the hate I got. Apparently people LIKED that?!
Sadly, POTC 3 is Disney's Revenge of the Sith. Made for cash, and nothing more. [SARCASM]I can't wait for the fourth one![/SARCASM]
If it's *anything* like Machine Girl, I have to see it.
It's the same director, Noburo Iguchi, who, if you check out his filmography (btw, most of his stuff isn't safe for kids, work, decent people), seems like one sick dude. Also, he shares my birthday.
Also, even though I hated it, I will, for the sake of putting off writing a paper, make the argument that Twilight was actually not a bad movie...for what it was trying to do. In actuality, it was darn near perfect in hitting the marks it needed to as a teenage girl vehicle: Plain girl that feels out of water, the hot (I suppose teen girls like girly guys now, not that there's anything wrong with that) guy, that's kinda dangerous but she can tame him, that sees she's special and ignores the "in" crowd in favor of her and pledges his ever lasting true love...it did what it needed to perfectly.Except the sparking, that's just stupid.
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It's the same director, Noburo Iguchi, who, if you check out his filmography (btw, most of his stuff isn't safe for kids, work, decent people), seems like one sick dude. Also, he shares my birthday.
Ooh, that makes me happy. (that it's the same director, not that his filmography is mostly porn.)
While we're on the subject of bizarre Japanese films, has anybody seen Tetsuo: The Iron Man? If so, what'd you think? Personally, I kept forgetting that it wasn't a David Lynch film from an alternate universe where David Lynch had lost whatever remnants of sanity he has.
Note: This is high praise indeed coming from me. When I leave a film saying "What did I just watch?", you know I loved it.
I long lived under the impression that Dude where's my car was the worst movie ever, but then I happened to watch (or rather "hear") a few minutes of Mamma Mia. Worst movie and worst music, all in one package.
I want to get into Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax, but I simply can't imagine a good riffing without Joel and the bots sitting in the corner. Also, the lack of skits. And nary a hint of TV's Frank.
Heh, I feel exactly the same. Although I bought an episode of Cinematic Titanic online, I haven't watched it yet. It's supposed to be pretty good though, so I'll give it a try as soon as I have some free time.
Mamma Mia. Worst movie and worst music, all in one package.
Ahh you gotta embrace the cheesiness of Abba, maybe they're not cool but they always have something interesting and quirky in there songs that makes me pay attention
I share your pain. But then I watched the Twilight Rifftrax. It made it all better!
I did the same thing and, although it help, it didn't soothe the seething, white hot anger I still retain after seeing Edward sparkle instead of burn in the sunlight. I remember just wanting to scream "HE'S SUPPOSED TO BURN, DAMNIT!", but being in the theater full of adolescent (and post adolescent I'm sure) fangirls who thought that that stalking creepy was "hot", I decided against it, for I probably would've never made it out alive. I've heard some of those Twilight fangirls can be vicious sometimes...
Ahh you gotta embrace the cheesiness of Abba, maybe they're not cool but they always have something interesting and quirky in there songs that makes me pay attention
Abba have a few songs that's all right but this was definitely the worst thing I've heard (but then again musicals are not my thing, actually rather the opposite).
I long lived under the impression that Dude where's my car was the worst movie ever, but then I happened to watch (or rather "hear") a few minutes of Mamma Mia. Worst movie and worst music, all in one package.
Here we go again...
I'm sorry, but how could i resist it?! (okay, i'll stop with the Puns:p)
I loved the film, but then my mums an ABBA fanatic, so i've been bought up to love ABBA.
A) TV's Frank IS PART OF CINEMATIC TITANIC. Sorry, it's just, yeah ... I'm the excitable type.
seher, "Twilight" is not an okay movie. It portrays a stalker as the romantic ideal of a man which is sick and twisted. My friend started telling me about the book before the movie came out and I stopped her saying, "Wait, that guy's the hero?!"
"Yes." Pause. "Okay, saying it out loud it does sound kind of bad, but it works in the book ..."
A) TV's Frank IS PART OF CINEMATIC TITANIC. Sorry, it's just, yeah ... I'm the excitable type.
:eek: You've sold me.
C) You can be a decent person and enjoy porn.
I'm more concerned by the ones who don't. Perfectly natural thing. (I'd go into my thoughts on this subject further, but I've derailed this thread some two or three times already, and I'd have to get a little too NSFW to speak frankly on the matter.)
I'm more concerned by the ones who don't. Perfectly natural thing. (I'd go into my thoughts on this subject further, but I've derailed this thread some two or three times already, and I'd have to get a little too NSFW to speak frankly on the matter.)
Taking a dump is natural too.
Mmm. Great stuff right there. Natural. I love it because it's natural.
Seriously, just because I have a natural urge to do something doesn't mean I want to or have to want to watch other people doing it.
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Missed one! *raises hand*
The first TF movie was a dissapointment to me, but it wasn't god awful. THIS one the other hand... How can people like this? How? HOW!?
People say that it's "just mindless fun." There's too much mindless and no fun to be had with this TURD! You may expect a high octane action movie about robots beating each other up, but what you get is some of the most vapid and witless comedy I've ever seen. I feel insulted to have been the target demographic for this movie (which was NOT kids. Not with Megan Fox and the type of "humor" we saw.)
I will never watch this again, not even with an MST3K treatment.
1. Made Will the Pirate King, not Elizabeth. This plot goes nowhere. There's no buildup or reason for this. Will on the other hand, from day one, was built up to become a great pirate.
2. Not kill off Xiao Feng unless it is by Will's hand. It would have been the perfect way for Will to get darker and become a fierce and fearsome pirate. By killing one of the Pirate Lords, and it would have made it even easier for him to become the Pirate King. However, on the other hand, Xiao Feng was an awesome character, and I was sad to see him die.
3. Make Will's father neither a retard with senility issues, nor first mate. Make him become the friggin captain of the Flying Dutchman itself, the next Davy Jones. How friggin awesome would that have been! He was a logical choice for the next captain. When the captain goes down, the first mate takes over. That's how it works.
4. Have Norrington go out like a rock star, if at all. Norrington was one of the coolest Pirates characters ever. He was cool in the first movie, and as a rogue he was even cooler in the second movie. He was one of the smartest characters, with a firm grasp on reality, never fully believing the supernatural, and definitely NEVER falling for Jack's tricks, except for one time on the water wheel. Elizabeth may have killed Jack, but it was Norrington stealing the heart of Jones that truly cemented his demise in film two. The only way Norrington would have been cooler is if he had been played by Harrison Ford. And he went out killed by a senile old man. What a lame piece of FAILCRAP! What a bucket of balls!
I remember seeing the trailer of that movie and wondering whether or not it was a spoof.
I've not managed to see RoboGeisha yet but, given that Machine Girl was a giant win burrito smothered in awesome sauce, I can only imagine that RoboGeisha will be an epic tempura shrimp roll of amazingness, frequently dipped in a mind-blowingly bloody jus.
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Woah, that’s a good one
But RoboGeisha have bleeding buildings.
If it's *anything* like Machine Girl, I have to see it.
(the video says Shark Attack 3, but i'm pretty sure it's Shark Attack 2, though prepare for wrongness)
I recently caught the tail-end of Batman Forever... that was bad. At least Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey were enjoying themselves, because I certainly wasn't. And the less said about Batman and Robin, the better. Hell, even the Rifftrax only just makes it watchable.
My worst film ever though has to go to Catwoman, which took a great character and shat all over it. Terrible acting from everyone involved, a plot that made no sense, horrifically bad design (with special points going to the designer of the lead character's 'costume') and, worst of all, an equally bad video-game tie-in. Everyone involved in the making of this film should hang their heads in shame... and then be hung.
And I'm a MST3K fan as well! I should also mention Rifftrax, which is by some of the same team and makes modern films much more entertaining.
Haha, good idea.
What I want to do is build my own Tom Servo and Crow, and puppeteer them while watching.
Wish I did that when I saw Twilight. Ugh ><
np: Richard O'Brien - I Can Make You A Man (The Rocky Horror Picture Show OST)
Where's the fun in that?
EDIT: Unless, of course, I made a tiny cutout to fit the corner of my glasses... my god... I need paper and a black felt marker, pronto.
We're here for you friend
I share your pain. But then I watched the Twilight Rifftrax. It made it all better!
It's the same director, Noburo Iguchi, who, if you check out his filmography (btw, most of his stuff isn't safe for kids, work, decent people), seems like one sick dude. Also, he shares my birthday.
Also, even though I hated it, I will, for the sake of putting off writing a paper, make the argument that Twilight was actually not a bad movie...for what it was trying to do. In actuality, it was darn near perfect in hitting the marks it needed to as a teenage girl vehicle: Plain girl that feels out of water, the hot (I suppose teen girls like girly guys now, not that there's anything wrong with that) guy, that's kinda dangerous but she can tame him, that sees she's special and ignores the "in" crowd in favor of her and pledges his ever lasting true love...it did what it needed to perfectly.Except the sparking, that's just stupid.
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Ooh, that makes me happy. (that it's the same director, not that his filmography is mostly porn.)
While we're on the subject of bizarre Japanese films, has anybody seen Tetsuo: The Iron Man? If so, what'd you think? Personally, I kept forgetting that it wasn't a David Lynch film from an alternate universe where David Lynch had lost whatever remnants of sanity he has.
Note: This is high praise indeed coming from me. When I leave a film saying "What did I just watch?", you know I loved it.
Heh, I feel exactly the same. Although I bought an episode of Cinematic Titanic online, I haven't watched it yet. It's supposed to be pretty good though, so I'll give it a try as soon as I have some free time.
Ahh you gotta embrace the cheesiness of Abba, maybe they're not cool but they always have something interesting and quirky in there songs that makes me pay attention
*sniff* 'Tanks fwiend.
I did the same thing and, although it help, it didn't soothe the seething, white hot anger I still retain after seeing Edward sparkle instead of burn in the sunlight. I remember just wanting to scream "HE'S SUPPOSED TO BURN, DAMNIT!", but being in the theater full of adolescent (and post adolescent I'm sure) fangirls who thought that that stalking creepy was "hot", I decided against it, for I probably would've never made it out alive. I've heard some of those Twilight fangirls can be vicious sometimes...
Abba have a few songs that's all right but this was definitely the worst thing I've heard (but then again musicals are not my thing, actually rather the opposite).
Here we go again...
I'm sorry, but how could i resist it?! (okay, i'll stop with the Puns:p)
I loved the film, but then my mums an ABBA fanatic, so i've been bought up to love ABBA.
"Yes." Pause. "Okay, saying it out loud it does sound kind of bad, but it works in the book ..."
"Really?"
...
"Okay, it's a guilty pleasure."
Which brings us to
C) You can be a decent person and enjoy porn.
:eek: You've sold me.
I'm more concerned by the ones who don't. Perfectly natural thing. (I'd go into my thoughts on this subject further, but I've derailed this thread some two or three times already, and I'd have to get a little too NSFW to speak frankly on the matter.)
Taking a dump is natural too.
Mmm. Great stuff right there. Natural. I love it because it's natural.
Seriously, just because I have a natural urge to do something doesn't mean I want to or have to want to watch other people doing it.