You know, men who have a big crush on me would have as much reason as women to be sad. Since I'm happily married.
Sure, men who're just interested in friendship and sex would be fine, while women would have to do with just the friendship but...
Darn, foiled again! Well, we have more important things to worry about, anyway, namely our plan to get Joop and puzzlebox together. Now ... what would John Hughes do ...?
Well, we have more important things to worry about, anyway, namely our plan to get Joop and puzzlebox together. Now ... what would John Hughes do ...?
He'd make it so that, via a series of hilarious misunderstandings, Lena realises that she's actually in love with Joop herself (gasp! well that was unexpected). They get together at senior prom, while puzzlebox finally gets to dance with that other guy she was secretly crushing on the whole time.
Obviously you are the happy-go-lucky non-conformist who defuses situations/makes them more awkward by coming out and saying what everyone is thinking but is too afraid to vocalize themselves.
Obviously you are the happy-go-lucky non-conformist who defuses situations/makes them more awkward by coming out and saying what everyone is thinking but is too afraid to vocalize themselves.
But SOBER!
This talk about punch makes me worry about someone making me drunk. I never drink. I don't need to. I'm already hitting on people and making things awkward, what would getting drunk do?
Obviously you are the happy-go-lucky non-conformist who defuses situations/makes them more awkward by coming out and saying what everyone is thinking but is too afraid to vocalize themselves.
Exactly. You would be both the soul AND boobs of the film.
And you can be sober, but I guess we'll need to take out that Absolut vodka product placement. That's gonna make the budget pretty tight.
Obviously we need to run try-outs for the role of avistew. The boob-flashing scene would probably be the most in-character moment, so we should probably get auditions of that so we know who really encapsulates the character the most.
Man, I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind, if I am in front or behind,
Below or above them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
Okay, avistew, your character spikes the punch in a hilariously misguided attempt to "loosen y'all up!" Also, you are now French-Southern, but NOT from Louisiana.
I see Nikki more as the excitable class president who tends to over-estimate the amount of electricity needed to power microphones and scoreboards so causes explosions throughout the film.
I see Nikki more as the excitable class president who tends to over-estimate the amount of electricity needed to power microphones and scoreboards so causes explosions throughout the film.
Okay, so she's class president and wears the mascot costume at football games. Our school's mascot? "Tex the T-Rex". Our film is now set in a North Texas town called "Bertsonton" but we'll film in Alberta.
Okay, so she's class president and wears the mascot costume at football games. Our school's mascot? "Tex the T-Rex". Our film is now set in a North Texas town called "Bertsonton" but we'll film in Alberta.
I support that motion. I can get to Alberta easily.
Now, who's going to make the mascot costume for Nikki?
Oh, and Nikki, if you star in the movie, you can keep the costume afterwards.
Yeah, it would be funny indeed. Right now I'm 25, so perfectly fit to play a high-schooled for Hollywood standards, but someone who's actually really old would really make fund of that whole "yeah, I swear, they're teenagers" thing.
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I think I might join you in the library, Lena_P...
(Thanks Joop, you're a life-saver! Has anyone ever told you, your handwriting looks a lot like Linus Pauling's?)
Sure, men who're just interested in friendship and sex would be fine, while women would have to do with just the friendship but...
Isn't my friendship more important to you?
Hey! I've never even flirted with you
...doesn't he?
He'd make it so that, via a series of hilarious misunderstandings, Lena realises that she's actually in love with Joop herself (gasp! well that was unexpected). They get together at senior prom, while puzzlebox finally gets to dance with that other guy she was secretly crushing on the whole time.
avistew spikes the punch and flashes her boobs.
We need a happy ending after all.
I don't like where this is going. I want a rewrite. Or at least the assurance that when I flash my boobs, I am perfectly sober.
But SOBER!
This talk about punch makes me worry about someone making me drunk. I never drink. I don't need to. I'm already hitting on people and making things awkward, what would getting drunk do?
Exactly. You would be both the soul AND boobs of the film.
And you can be sober, but I guess we'll need to take out that Absolut vodka product placement. That's gonna make the budget pretty tight.
OH WAIT or is everyone playing themselves
I just really love them
I don't really mind, if I am in front or behind,
Below or above them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
(With thanks to Tim Minchin)
Also...
Joop and puzzlebox, sittin' in a tree...
I think Rather Dashing wants a part in that movie. He should be the guy who keeps ranting about stuff.
Awww look at that, he's already in character!
EDIT: We NEED to get Nikki as the geeky dinosaur girl.
But... Nikki without dinosaurs isn't Nikki
I support that motion. I can get to Alberta easily.
Now, who's going to make the mascot costume for Nikki?
Oh, and Nikki, if you star in the movie, you can keep the costume afterwards.
Sewing one would probably work better. It would be more resistant, for one thing. It also wouldn't take the whole rest of my life to make
But I've already used up over a quarter of it! (most likely)
Plus I can't imagine that movie with only elderly people in it, pretending to be high-schoolers :P
Maybe we'll just reset it inside an elderly home instead.
This is actually a rather amusing idea.
And what about the big sex scene? I do my own stunts you know. ^^
Played by Shauntron, who then fights like 30 ninjas to defend her honor.