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  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited April 2010
    To be fair, places run by you in general tend to end poorly for all parties involved, coup or no coup.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited April 2010
    I look away from this thread for one night, and when I get back I'm confused out of my skull.

    ...I love this place.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    To be fair, places run by you in general tend to end poorly for all parties involved, coup or no coup.

    You would believe that, parasite. Rapture is coming back to life, I tell you. Why do you refuse to believe this?
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    You would believe that, parasite. Rapture is coming back to life, I tell you. Why do you refuse to believe this?

    Have you ever heard the phrase "history tends to repeat itself"?
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Have you ever heard the phrase "history tends to repeat itself"?

    Yes, several times actually.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    That's right, effective immediately, I am accepting applications...

    Applied.

    This is where I'm supposed to send applications to work at Telltale, right?
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2010
    WHAT about the kasmir restauraunt who blew it up
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Thriftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Applied.

    This is where I'm supposed to send applications to work at Telltale, right?

    Sure. Sure it is... You can believe that if it makes you feel better. Say, what size diving suit do you wear? Can you handle a drill or rivet gun?
    aerbil wrote: »
    WHAT about the kasmir restauraunt who blew it up

    ATLAS AND THE PARASITES!
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited April 2010
    Hey, I have a few questions.

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    Do you like movies about gladiators?

    Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    hey, i have a few questions.

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    Do you like movies about gladiators?

    Have you ever been in a... In a turkish prison?

    Airplane!
  • LeakLeak
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Airplane!
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

    np: Tocotronic - Gift (Schall & Wahn)
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Leak wrote: »
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

    np: Tocotronic - Gift (Schall & Wahn)

    The fog is getting thicker...
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2010
    I have questions do you have your own army. do big daddys work for u. Are you making another kashmirrestaraunt. If this famous guy came to rapture when it was created which restaraunt would u take him to.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    aerbil wrote: »
    I have questions.
    1) Do you have your own army?
    2) Do big daddys work for you?
    3) Are you making another Kashmir Restaurant?
    4) If this famous guy came to Rapture when it was created which restaraunt would you take him to.?

    1) Yes, an army of splicers.
    2) Yes, they are a product of Ryan Industries and originally produced by Fontaine Futuristics.
    3) It's already been built... and redestroyed... for some kind of... thing. A new pool, maybe? I dunno.
    4) People buy their own damned food down here. This is Objectivism land!
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited April 2010
    Here's a question. Why would you give Joe Everyman the ability to shoot lightning and bees, are you just made of pure stupid or something?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    that just made me lol.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Here's a question. Why would you give Joe Everyman the ability to shoot lightning and bees, are you just made of pure stupid or something?

    For the lulz - why else? Also, that was technically Fontaine's bad.
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2010
    Whats up with sofia lamb why is she evil.
  • zmallyzmally
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Sure, I don't see why you can't. Do you have the ADAM for it?

    No but I can steal some? I've mugged loads of dead robot people and I killed a giant scuba diver - and adopted this little goth kid he was carrying around... I'm sure I could do it all again!

    How much ADAM do you need? Do you charge delivery?
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    zmally wrote: »
    No but I can steal some? I've mugged loads of dead robot people and I killed a giant scuba diver - and adopted this little goth kid he was carrying around... I'm sure I could do it all again!

    How much ADAM do you need? Do you charge delivery?

    Wow. That post was PAGES ago...
  • zmallyzmally
    edited April 2010
    yeah I'm sorry I've gotta work!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Did you have a special, shorter bus in your school days?
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    I remember a short, special bus that I thought was pretty cool in my school days.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nBBirfkVGg
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nBBirfkVGg

    Early 90's children's product developers must have had the best weed.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Early 90's children's product developers must have had the best weed.
    You obviously have not been paying attention to Japanese game developers.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    You obviously have not been paying attention to Japanese game developers.

    No, that's mushrooms. There's a world of difference.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    No, that's mushrooms. There's a world of difference.
    But I heard the world difference is 1:1, so it's no difference at all.

    Oh wait, am I thinking of World 1-1?
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    But I heard the world difference is 1:1, so it's no difference at all.

    Oh wait, am I thinking of World 1-1?

    You win! You win the award for weakest pun of the week! Come forward and claim your prize from the Fort Frolic Murder Art Thingy. You win a crossbow and some ADAM! LUCKY YOU!!!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Early 90's children's product developers must have had the best weed.
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    You obviously have not been paying attention to Japanese game developers.
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    No, that's mushrooms. There's a world of difference.
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    But I heard the world difference is 1:1, so it's no difference at all.

    Oh wait, am I thinking of World 1-1?

    lol.
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