Indeed. It's almost time to fulfill the second part of my prophecy by bringing an end to this shallow husk of a world. The Mayan calender has been misinterpreted; 'the end of all times shall come about from a man-child named Davies at a time that best pleases him' is the correct translation.
According to the thread I now find animated crusty butts to be a miracle.
An Ode to Coolsome
♫I like big animated, crusty butts and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
That when a boy walks in with a crusty butt
And jiggles it all around your face
You get sprung.♫
What an absolute insult to Raymond Briggs' classic original! Here's how I imagined the meeting went between the "creative" types behind this travesty...
TV EXEC #1:"So, how's about we make a sequel to that timeless classic, 'The Snowman'? You know, to make cash off the back of a slice of genius."
TV EXEC #2:"I like the way you think; like a soulless, money grabbing urchin. You Sir, were born to work in show business."
TV EXEC #1:"Well, it was a toss up between either being a Neo-Nazi or a television executive. I chose the latter simply because it's the more evil and self serving of the two."
TV EXEC #2:"Quite so. When I left University, I almost settled for eating the newborn children from every family across the continent but thankfully I saw a position at Channel 4 being advertised and the rest is history. Though I do still enjoy eating a newborn on the first day of every month, as a side dish to my cornflakes."
TV EXEC #1:"Don't we all? Anywho, this 'Snowman' sequel..."
TV EXEC #2:"Right. I was thinking that we should update it for todays kids. I was thinking that the snowman could use a sidekick. You know, something cute. Something we can produce merchandise for."
TV EXEC #1:"Hmm... eureka, I've got it! A dog; a SNOW-dog."
TV EXEC #2:"Pure brilliance! One thing though; we can't have the snowdog melting at the end because the kids will be too upset. Also, pathos is for idiots who like to be depressed!"
TV EXEC #1:"Uh-huh. Another thing is that 'Walking in the Air' shit is so 1980's. What we need is a new sound for a new generation."
TV EXEC #2:"Hmm, good point. We could try for 'Jedward' or 'Take That'?"
TV EXEC #1:"I'll make the call to their agents but failing that we could just lay down some generic boy band shit."
TV EXEC #2:"Okay, I think that we've almost got ourselves a show here but I feel like it's missing something..."
TV EXEC #1:"A CGI airplane?"
TV EXEC #2:"Bingo! It's as good as done."
TV EXEC #2:"Yip. Now about that sequel to 'When the Wind Blows'..."
What an absolute insult to Raymond Briggs' classic original! Here's how I imagined the meeting went between the "creative" types behind this travesty...
No! No! I haven't seen it yet! I wanted it to be half-decent! They used hand-drawn animation and the making of thing made it look half-respectful!
I get to go spend Christmas with my fiance's family and friends tomorrow. This will remind me of how, since I've spent the majority of my life hated and alone, I will dread and hate the entire ordeal because being around the loving warmth of family is not what I'm used to and therefore is a thing I dread and fear.
I get to go spend Christmas with my fiance's family and friends tomorrow. This will remind me of how, since I've spent the majority of my life hated and alone, I will dread and hate the entire ordeal because being around the loving warmth of family is not what I'm used to and therefore is a thing I dread and fear.
I feel your pain, Fawful. Honestly, your post is like a reflection of myself. However, don't beat yourself up about it, you're a much better person than you give yourself credit for. Just try to enjoy yourself as best you can, mate.
Man I love my buddy. He's way too nice to me.
I couldn't walk out without getting a headset (he got a new top-end sony one so didn't need it), a cooling stand for a laptop, (he didn't need it anymore since his laptop died), The Last Story, (Again, he has a top-end PC and can just emulate it, and a HDD backup on Wii so he let me borrow it), and a copy of Windows 8. (a freebie from his work. He didn't need it, so he let me have it, and I gave it to my Dad to use since he needs a new 64bit version of windows at some point). Basically everything I needed, and he's just so awesome and easy going to do stuff like this for me. Can't believe he still sticks with ol' me. :'3
We had so much fun at his new place. A real blast. And tomorrow's going to be a great day too.
So I wish you all a merry Christmas guys! Have a real good one. I know I'm going to!
Howdy, my featherless friends. It is I, Cockerel; here to wish you all a most wondrous and pleasant Christmas indeed.
Whilst I don't personally celebrate Christmas, it is nonetheless a rather joyous occasion for the hens and I, whom reside at the farm. For you see, Christmas is the one time of the year when humanity spares the succulent tenderness of my feathered brethren and instead feasts upon the dry, brittle bones of the Turks.
For eleven months straight every year, us chickens must endure a most shameful display of mockery from the turkey slum of the farm. They laugh in our faces at their apparent safety, as we chickens are led to slaughter. However, every Christmas it is us cocks that stand to attention and get to wear the metaphorical shoe on the other talon as we watch the little gobbles march towards Mr. Clayton's axe shed.
Oh my, but please do not misconstrue my meaning! One takes no pleasure from seeing another bird become a product of poultry. No, merely it is the greatest of reliefs to know that during the festive period, we are safe from those humans who derive great pleasure from shoving a cock or two in their mouths and savoring the flavour as the juices slip down their throats.
Sorry, I do have a tendency to prattle on, so allow me to wrap up by reiterating...
A Message For Those Who Are Interested (all two of you)
Hey all, I've got a quick message (and question) for all of you fellow forumites...
Does anyone remember that let's play of 'Flight of the Amazon Queen' that I started a while back (you can find a link in my signature)? I was thinking about continuing it but it would help me to make a decision if I knew whether or not anybody would be interested in a new installment at this point?
Whilst I'm on the subject, I may as well explain why I've not been frequenting these forums for quite some time. For the last 10 years I have been residing in a living hell (or a 'shared accommodation' if you want to get technical about it). I won't go into details but it was truly horrendous - suffice to say that I had my life threatened and a knife held up to me and that's just the tip of the iceberg!
Fortunately, 6 months ago I was able to move into my own flat and am now a much healthier and happier person. However, the one thing that my new abode lacks (that my old crap-shack did have) is the Internet. Therefore I have been unable to use the Internet for all of that time (save for a quick login to e-mail etc. at friends houses).
Unfortunately, I will have to bid you all farewell again this Saturday, as I'll be returning to my flat (I'm currently staying at my parents place for Christmas - hence the temporary Internet access). I will look into getting online at my flat at some point but it's really not a priority.
I know that there's a good chance that nobody cares about any of this but I just thought that I'd explain the situation on the off chance someone does wonder why I keep disappearing from these here parts.
Anyway, as I said before; if anybody enjoyed my let's play of 'Flight of the Amazon Queen' and would like to see it continue (before I leave my parents this Saturday) then please let me know and I'll get started on it. The only reason I ask is because it's a lengthy process creating the let's play installments and I'd sooner not bother if no-one's going to read it!
And alcohol goes straight to my head. I have no tolerance for it.
Don't mind being a little drunk though. I'm a goofy drunk, and people don't mind it. So itsh all gewd! ;D
I think I prefer Bacardi over Smirnoff. Vodka has a very strong taste. Nice, but pretty tough.
Sambuca tastes like aniseed. Cider makes me make funny noises and faces.
Whiskey I wouldn't dare touch.
I like a bit of Bailey's. Shame its so pricey.
Also I just randomly bought another game from the sale just because!
(Plus I got a new headset! And what better game to test it with than Natural Selection II! )
Comments
My comment was a reply to that! Something weird happened with these forums.
The prophecy was true. He has returned.
Well thank you kindly. It's good to be back amongst you wonderful specimens of awesomeness.
That "something weird" was me (so what else is new)! I deleted my post, made some changes to the image and re-posted.
Indeed. It's almost time to fulfill the second part of my prophecy by bringing an end to this shallow husk of a world. The Mayan calender has been misinterpreted; 'the end of all times shall come about from a man-child named Davies at a time that best pleases him' is the correct translation.
♫I like big animated, crusty butts and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
That when a boy walks in with a crusty butt
And jiggles it all around your face
You get sprung.♫
You think that's bad....check the tags.
That’s weak. You’re supposed to chop it down.
And that's bad because ...?
It should be in sexuality thread.
What an absolute insult to Raymond Briggs' classic original! Here's how I imagined the meeting went between the "creative" types behind this travesty...
TV EXEC #1: "So, how's about we make a sequel to that timeless classic, 'The Snowman'? You know, to make cash off the back of a slice of genius."
TV EXEC #2: "I like the way you think; like a soulless, money grabbing urchin. You Sir, were born to work in show business."
TV EXEC #1: "Well, it was a toss up between either being a Neo-Nazi or a television executive. I chose the latter simply because it's the more evil and self serving of the two."
TV EXEC #2: "Quite so. When I left University, I almost settled for eating the newborn children from every family across the continent but thankfully I saw a position at Channel 4 being advertised and the rest is history. Though I do still enjoy eating a newborn on the first day of every month, as a side dish to my cornflakes."
TV EXEC #1: "Don't we all? Anywho, this 'Snowman' sequel..."
TV EXEC #2: "Right. I was thinking that we should update it for todays kids. I was thinking that the snowman could use a sidekick. You know, something cute. Something we can produce merchandise for."
TV EXEC #1: "Hmm... eureka, I've got it! A dog; a SNOW-dog."
TV EXEC #2: "Pure brilliance! One thing though; we can't have the snowdog melting at the end because the kids will be too upset. Also, pathos is for idiots who like to be depressed!"
TV EXEC #1: "Uh-huh. Another thing is that 'Walking in the Air' shit is so 1980's. What we need is a new sound for a new generation."
TV EXEC #2: "Hmm, good point. We could try for 'Jedward' or 'Take That'?"
TV EXEC #1: "I'll make the call to their agents but failing that we could just lay down some generic boy band shit."
TV EXEC #2: "Okay, I think that we've almost got ourselves a show here but I feel like it's missing something..."
TV EXEC #1: "A CGI airplane?"
TV EXEC #2: "Bingo! It's as good as done."
TV EXEC #2: "Yip. Now about that sequel to 'When the Wind Blows'..."
My Christmas is now complete, thank you.
Why, thank you Vainamonien. My appendage is rather big.
... Oh, you meant D for Davies! Oh well, never mind. Thanks all the same.
I feel your pain, Fawful. Honestly, your post is like a reflection of myself. However, don't beat yourself up about it, you're a much better person than you give yourself credit for. Just try to enjoy yourself as best you can, mate.
Man I love my buddy. He's way too nice to me.
I couldn't walk out without getting a headset (he got a new top-end sony one so didn't need it), a cooling stand for a laptop, (he didn't need it anymore since his laptop died), The Last Story, (Again, he has a top-end PC and can just emulate it, and a HDD backup on Wii so he let me borrow it), and a copy of Windows 8. (a freebie from his work. He didn't need it, so he let me have it, and I gave it to my Dad to use since he needs a new 64bit version of windows at some point). Basically everything I needed, and he's just so awesome and easy going to do stuff like this for me. Can't believe he still sticks with ol' me. :'3
We had so much fun at his new place. A real blast. And tomorrow's going to be a great day too.
So I wish you all a merry Christmas guys!
I hope you like it. It took me an hour or two to make.
Does anybody ever use the word "merry" outside of Christmas anymore?
D'aww, cheer up and have a glass of Bucks Fizz!
Certainly. I get "merry" three times a week, when I visit my local pub.
Way ahead of you and feeling merry!
Howdy, my featherless friends. It is I, Cockerel; here to wish you all a most wondrous and pleasant Christmas indeed.
Whilst I don't personally celebrate Christmas, it is nonetheless a rather joyous occasion for the hens and I, whom reside at the farm. For you see, Christmas is the one time of the year when humanity spares the succulent tenderness of my feathered brethren and instead feasts upon the dry, brittle bones of the Turks.
For eleven months straight every year, us chickens must endure a most shameful display of mockery from the turkey slum of the farm. They laugh in our faces at their apparent safety, as we chickens are led to slaughter. However, every Christmas it is us cocks that stand to attention and get to wear the metaphorical shoe on the other talon as we watch the little gobbles march towards Mr. Clayton's axe shed.
Oh my, but please do not misconstrue my meaning! One takes no pleasure from seeing another bird become a product of poultry. No, merely it is the greatest of reliefs to know that during the festive period, we are safe from those humans who derive great pleasure from shoving a cock or two in their mouths and savoring the flavour as the juices slip down their throats.
Sorry, I do have a tendency to prattle on, so allow me to wrap up by reiterating...
Hey, Cockerel! Haven't seen this guy for some time now.
Didn't quite expect him to return ...
... wait ... why does that chicken cross the road?
There...lovers!
Pfft! We're just close friends! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Hey all, I've got a quick message (and question) for all of you fellow forumites...
Does anyone remember that let's play of 'Flight of the Amazon Queen' that I started a while back (you can find a link in my signature)? I was thinking about continuing it but it would help me to make a decision if I knew whether or not anybody would be interested in a new installment at this point?
Whilst I'm on the subject, I may as well explain why I've not been frequenting these forums for quite some time. For the last 10 years I have been residing in a living hell (or a 'shared accommodation' if you want to get technical about it). I won't go into details but it was truly horrendous - suffice to say that I had my life threatened and a knife held up to me and that's just the tip of the iceberg!
Fortunately, 6 months ago I was able to move into my own flat and am now a much healthier and happier person. However, the one thing that my new abode lacks (that my old crap-shack did have) is the Internet. Therefore I have been unable to use the Internet for all of that time (save for a quick login to e-mail etc. at friends houses).
Unfortunately, I will have to bid you all farewell again this Saturday, as I'll be returning to my flat (I'm currently staying at my parents place for Christmas - hence the temporary Internet access). I will look into getting online at my flat at some point but it's really not a priority.
I know that there's a good chance that nobody cares about any of this but I just thought that I'd explain the situation on the off chance someone does wonder why I keep disappearing from these here parts.
Anyway, as I said before; if anybody enjoyed my let's play of 'Flight of the Amazon Queen' and would like to see it continue (before I leave my parents this Saturday) then please let me know and I'll get started on it. The only reason I ask is because it's a lengthy process creating the let's play installments and I'd sooner not bother if no-one's going to read it!
Many thanks,
Ed
And alcohol goes straight to my head. I have no tolerance for it.
Don't mind being a little drunk though. I'm a goofy drunk, and people don't mind it. So itsh all gewd! ;D
I think I prefer Bacardi over Smirnoff. Vodka has a very strong taste. Nice, but pretty tough.
Sambuca tastes like aniseed. Cider makes me make funny noises and faces.
Whiskey I wouldn't dare touch.
I like a bit of Bailey's. Shame its so pricey.
Also I just randomly bought another game from the sale just because!
(Plus I got a new headset! And what better game to test it with than Natural Selection II!