-Momma Bosco: "He'll overwork his brain so much that it will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "Oh I have got to see that!"
-Sam: "You can't see that Max, your brain will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "That's why you have to record it to me, Sam. DUH!"
-Sam: "No way! I didn't think they'd come out with the XKJ-S3 model yet! This baby is eight times as fast and has eighteen USB slots!"
-Max: "What does it do?"
-Sam: "No Idea"
-Skunkape: "all the local molepeople are invited to ride my fantastic gamma beam to a wonderful off-world vacationthey will never forget......I don't kill them..."
-Sam: "It's a big pile of low-tech audio video equipament. Tossed out like pianos from a falling zeppelin"
-Max: "And it's still warm! Documentary filmakers must be lurning nearby!"
The Tomb of Sammun-Mak:
-Sameth: "Point & Click Adventure Games!"
*silence*
-Elf: "You gotta be kidding me"
-Sam: "It's a silent Movie, Max. Long before the invention of Vocal Cords"
-Maximus: Do you think I could pass the challenge of the Spunk?
-Sameth: You have to be good at something Maximus, why not that?
-Sameth: "As a responsable adult-"
-Maximus: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
They Stole Max's Brain:
-Noir Sam: "What's that!? A Brain-Remover!?"
-Sign-spinner Minion: "I believe it's one of the Toys of Power that my General has been collecting for the past 25 krileks"
-Noir Sam: ".....I knew that!"
Sam : ...and that means the villain behind the whole thing is -
{phone rings}
Sam : It's the Commissioner!
Max : The Commissioner?! I never did trust him...
I liked that one too, but once I said it, and my older brother thought I said something else instead of corndogs. You may not want to know.
Anyway, I have another quote.
They Stole Max's Brain!
Noir Sam(to C.O.P.S.): And hurry it up! Max is starting to smell! Different!
A random assortment of my current faves. I may be paraphrasing some of these, since I can't remember exactly what was said, but...
Bob: Sam, audiences everywhere agree...you're a total monster!
~
Sam: Wanna play doctor, Max?
Max: For the last time, Sam, no! I...oh, you meant with the Monster. Yeah, okay.
~
Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam.
~
Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
Max (in his mind): ... ..... ....... ..... ... . !
Sam: Well, that was a waste of money.
~
The Geek: My hamsters are missing.
Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof.
~
Old Sam: Great transmorgifying vapor wolves of Rigel 17 on a booster rocket through the Van Allen Belt! I'm in my office!
The Geek: My hamsters are missing.
Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof.
That whole episode is a factory of fav quotes for me. I almost know the half of the episode out of favorite quotes.
Max: We call him John, because there were where we find him.
(I think is) Sam: Can you shed a light about the problem might be Doc?
Doctor: He's an alligator! You can't have an alligator in the city! (Something I don't clearly remember right now)
Sam: I see
Max: And your professional recomendation?
Doctor: GET RID OF HIM!
Geek: Aligators don't live in sewers, they live in florida!
Sam and Max: FLORIDA!
Well my favorite-favorite is in my signature. My OTHER favorite was from Chariot of the Dogs, when Future Sam & Max are wandering around in the ship babbling:
(To the best of my memory)
Sam: "Do I really talk to myself that often?"
Max: "I always thought you were composing your Memoirs..."
Max: Look-- it's a crime in progress! {starts shooting out the window} Take that! And that! Ooh, I think I got a couple of them.
Sam: They're making a tv show, you goof.
Max: Don't they know shows like that promote violent behavior?
Sam: It doesn't look much like a frog...
Max: My innocence has been shattered by this blatant tourist trap, I want my money back!
Sam: We didn't pay anything.
Max: Well, somebody better give me some money.
Max: Boy, it sure gets dark quick around here.
Sam: I don't think this is a natural occurrence, Max. In fact, I think we're witnessing a celestial convergence of some sort.
Max: Will it make that rock look more like a frog?
Max: He's not a real guy, Sam! Can I keep his head as a souvenir? Why do you suppose it's ticking?
Sam: That's no head Max! It's one damned ugly time bomb! Let's leave this criminal cesspool pronto!
Max: Good idea, Sam. Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running. Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
Max: Sam, is "pronto" a real word?
All from Hit the Road. I like many from the newer games as well, but seeing as how so many have been mentioned... I thought I'd stick to the old game =P. Although since I just laughed at this yesterday...
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Cuddlybear (I think?): Wanna play cards?
Sam: Who was that?
Max: I don't know, but if it weren't for the sheer carefree innocence of this carnival, I'd be breaking his kneecaps.
Sam: You're a demonic little imp, Max.
*sigh* ahh, when they didn't make Max sound like an infant...those were the days...
Sam 'n Max Hit the Road made max more of a violent wisecracking sidekick than an attention deficit disabled 6 year old with a penchant for murder. But thats just what I have seen max progress into...He seems to have devolved rather than evolved.
Sam 'n Max Hit the Road made max more of a violent wisecracking sidekick than an attention deficit disabled 6 year old with a penchant for murder. But thats just what I have seen max progress into...He seems to have devolved rather than evolved.
I'm convinced (And don't get me wrong) this kind of commentaries are half-fuel by nostalgia more than truth.
I have to admit Max's Attention Deficit hasn't been so relevant for make jokes until the Telltale Games (And that's a given) but I don't see so much difference with Telltale's Max and Hit the Road's Max. While it's true he's a bit more childlike, but the difference it's not that great than you state. I guess Hit the Road is more dry than the Telltale Games, and there's why the childlike part of Max appear more in this games.
I personally, and I'll insist, the difference is not that big. But, at the same time, it's a matter of tastes. I just stated what I think.
Sam: Well that was a pleasantly understated credits sequence
Max: I especially enjoyed the cheesy retro ambiance.
Sam: What the hell are you talking about?
Max: Either termites are burrowing through my brain, or one of us is ticking
Sam: Oh yeah, Where can we dispose of this thing so it wont hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window. There's no one but strangers out there.
*Sam throws bomb head out window, explosion*
Sam: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Max: Nobody we know, at least.
I personally, and I'll insist, the difference is not that big. But, at the same time, it's a matter of tastes. I just stated what I think.
Well, I agree, its true that the difference is not that great, but the reason I loved Hit the Road so much is because the game reminded me of a cartoonish dragnet type of dynamic. It was an exaggeration yes, but it was an understated exaggeration. Now don't get me wrong, I catch myself laughing at max now as well, but he just seems...well, dumbed down, for lack of better words. Like that scene in penal zone where he goes ape shit (no pun intended) over the prospect of becoming a rocket launcher. It seemed...well, out of place if you looked at Hit the Road, but it fits quite well with telltale max. It seems to have gone from gradual to blatant over the 3 seasons...And this is being said with all the respect for the respect for the telltale version...it just seems like a different max...like something happened that made him snap completely and is now off the deep end.
Sam: Hey, Brady, can we borrow this?
Brady: Well, considering you already took it, I guess so.
(What's New Beelzebub)
Sam: We have better things to do than jumping on a trampoline.
Max: Do we, Sam? (Jumps on trampoline) We have better things to do than jumping on a trampoline.
(Ice Station Santa)
All of the Hugh Bliss one in What's New Beelzebub:
Sam:What do you do here?
Hugh Bliss:I work for the largest division of Hell, the FCC
Max:Doing what?
Hugh Bliss:I BLEEP
Sam:Right here in your cubical?
Max:In front of Satan and everyone?
Sam:You bleep?
Hugh Bliss:I listen for naughty words and I bleep them, no swearing, no cursing, and no oaths of any kind.
Max:That takes the fun out of everything.
Hugh Bliss:EXACTLY!
Sam:Can we say *censored*
Hugh Bliss:Nope.
Sam:what about *censored**censored*
Hugh Bliss:Nope.
Sam:What about...
Max:*censored*sucker, *censored*yanker, tool handler. Oh, alright.
Sam:Good to know.
Sam:What about when Jimmy Hoffa said ride the buckin surf board.
Max:aw yeah you should of bleeped the *censored* out of that.
Hugh Bliss:Buckin is not on the list, sorry.
and from the tv show and comic: Bad Day on the Moon
Max:Well, Sam, the gorilla and donkey apparently think we're someone else, but thats okay, we get the ride we needed.
Sam:He's a zebra, Max. And that's what makes me a little suspicious. You see, in nature, a zebra wouldn't normally hang out with a gorilla. Plus, listen to this; a zebra can't drive a moon buggy, or any kind of car for that matter. Zebras don't have hands.
Max:My god, your right, Sam. THE GORILLA SHOULD BE DRIVING! I think your onto something, we better play dumb
Sam:You mean starting now?
From the tv series episode: We Drop at Dawn
Max:What no concealable weaponry, road flares, or black capsules. What if we get captured!
Sam:HaHa, you kill me, little buddy.
Max:Only if we're taken alive, Sam.
From The Penal Zone
Computer in the incinerator:Error removing inventory, Where do you keep your personal belongings?
Max:that's none of you damn business, computer.
Maximus: Yeah, I'm not felling it. What's my motovation?
Papierwaite:Complete fear.
Maximus:Riiiiiiight...
Max: What were those!?!!?
Sam: I think those were...dial-up modems.
Max: Hold me.
Max(as Uncle Morty): Harry!
Harry:Uncle Morty? You sound weird.
Max(as Uncle Morty): I got a cold!
Harry: In heaven?
Max(as Uncle Morty): Who said I was in heaven?!
Harry: Tell me the secret you took to your grave, Uncle Morty!
"Morty:" Harry Moleman! I've hidden my stamp collection...
Harry: Yes?
"Morty": In the attic...
Harry: Yes?!
"Morty": OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! (Thunder crashes)
Sam: Hey look Max, it's the button that leads to the secret passageway!
Max: Less talky more pushy Sam, I've just about run out of amusing ways to shoot you in the Face!
The look on Max's face when he said that was priceless.
Comments
-Momma Bosco: "He'll overwork his brain so much that it will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "Oh I have got to see that!"
-Sam: "You can't see that Max, your brain will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "That's why you have to record it to me, Sam. DUH!"
-Sam: "No way! I didn't think they'd come out with the XKJ-S3 model yet! This baby is eight times as fast and has eighteen USB slots!"
-Max: "What does it do?"
-Sam: "No Idea"
-Skunkape: "all the local molepeople are invited to ride my fantastic gamma beam to a wonderful off-world vacationthey will never forget......I don't kill them..."
-Sam: "It's a big pile of low-tech audio video equipament. Tossed out like pianos from a falling zeppelin"
-Max: "And it's still warm! Documentary filmakers must be lurning nearby!"
The Tomb of Sammun-Mak:
-Sameth: "Point & Click Adventure Games!"
*silence*
-Elf: "You gotta be kidding me"
-Sam: "It's a silent Movie, Max. Long before the invention of Vocal Cords"
-Maximus: Do you think I could pass the challenge of the Spunk?
-Sameth: You have to be good at something Maximus, why not that?
-Sameth: "As a responsable adult-"
-Maximus: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
They Stole Max's Brain:
-Noir Sam: "What's that!? A Brain-Remover!?"
-Sign-spinner Minion: "I believe it's one of the Toys of Power that my General has been collecting for the past 25 krileks"
-Noir Sam: ".....I knew that!"
{phone rings}
Sam : It's the Commissioner!
Max : The Commissioner?! I never did trust him...
Sam: Video Poker!
Sam:VCRs are old news. Time for a LASERDISC!
Bosco: I'm not that kind of woman
Noir Sam: YOU'RE LYING!
Frankie the Rat (I think): What proof do you have?
Noir Sam: NONE AT ALL!
Moleman: Shoot your friend! I command it!
Max: This ... blows
Also good
Sam: I can't shoot future me!
Yeah, that one made me guffaw
This one was ruined for me because the bulid up was good but the speed into it in the trailer ruined it
I could not stop laughing at that quote. What makes it more awesome was Sam's actions for it.
I also like the joke about the Pope Max made in 104, but they're so many, they're all freakin' hilarious.
Max: All your corndogs are belong to Max!
Made me lol when I heard it XD Was unexpected :P
I liked that one too, but once I said it, and my older brother thought I said something else instead of corndogs. You may not want to know.
Anyway, I have another quote.
They Stole Max's Brain!
Noir Sam(to C.O.P.S.): And hurry it up! Max is starting to smell! Different!
Makes me laugh. Almost everytime.
I thought it worked great in the trailer, but in the regular game it just took too long for the dialogue to load/play.
Bob: Sam, audiences everywhere agree...you're a total monster!
~
Sam: Wanna play doctor, Max?
Max: For the last time, Sam, no! I...oh, you meant with the Monster. Yeah, okay.
~
Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam.
~
Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
Max (in his mind): ... ..... ....... ..... ... . !
Sam: Well, that was a waste of money.
~
The Geek: My hamsters are missing.
Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof.
~
Old Sam: Great transmorgifying vapor wolves of Rigel 17 on a booster rocket through the Van Allen Belt! I'm in my office!
That whole episode is a factory of fav quotes for me. I almost know the half of the episode out of favorite quotes.
Max: We call him John, because there were where we find him.
(I think is) Sam: Can you shed a light about the problem might be Doc?
Doctor: He's an alligator! You can't have an alligator in the city! (Something I don't clearly remember right now)
Sam: I see
Max: And your professional recomendation?
Doctor: GET RID OF HIM!
Geek: Aligators don't live in sewers, they live in florida!
Sam and Max: FLORIDA!
(To the best of my memory)
Sam: "Do I really talk to myself that often?"
Max: "I always thought you were composing your Memoirs..."
Sam: They're making a tv show, you goof.
Max: Don't they know shows like that promote violent behavior?
Max: My innocence has been shattered by this blatant tourist trap, I want my money back!
Sam: We didn't pay anything.
Max: Well, somebody better give me some money.
Max: Boy, it sure gets dark quick around here.
Sam: I don't think this is a natural occurrence, Max. In fact, I think we're witnessing a celestial convergence of some sort.
Max: Will it make that rock look more like a frog?
Max: He's not a real guy, Sam! Can I keep his head as a souvenir? Why do you suppose it's ticking?
Sam: That's no head Max! It's one damned ugly time bomb! Let's leave this criminal cesspool pronto!
Max: Good idea, Sam. Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running. Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
Max: Sam, is "pronto" a real word?
All from Hit the Road. I like many from the newer games as well, but seeing as how so many have been mentioned... I thought I'd stick to the old game =P. Although since I just laughed at this yesterday...
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Cuddlybear (I think?): Wanna play cards?
Max: I don't know, but if it weren't for the sheer carefree innocence of this carnival, I'd be breaking his kneecaps.
Sam: You're a demonic little imp, Max.
*sigh* ahh, when they didn't make Max sound like an infant...those were the days...
*Sees vision of Granny Mole a.k.a. Nefertiti slow motion jump*
Sam: Apparently the future is a hellish nightmare of slow-motion action movie clichés.
Max: I’ll be getting too old for that sh--
Sam: Stop.
... Like an infant?
Sam 'n Max Hit the Road made max more of a violent wisecracking sidekick than an attention deficit disabled 6 year old with a penchant for murder. But thats just what I have seen max progress into...He seems to have devolved rather than evolved.
I'm convinced (And don't get me wrong) this kind of commentaries are half-fuel by nostalgia more than truth.
I have to admit Max's Attention Deficit hasn't been so relevant for make jokes until the Telltale Games (And that's a given) but I don't see so much difference with Telltale's Max and Hit the Road's Max. While it's true he's a bit more childlike, but the difference it's not that great than you state. I guess Hit the Road is more dry than the Telltale Games, and there's why the childlike part of Max appear more in this games.
I personally, and I'll insist, the difference is not that big. But, at the same time, it's a matter of tastes. I just stated what I think.
Max: I especially enjoyed the cheesy retro ambiance.
Sam: What the hell are you talking about?
Max: Either termites are burrowing through my brain, or one of us is ticking
Sam: Oh yeah, Where can we dispose of this thing so it wont hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window. There's no one but strangers out there.
*Sam throws bomb head out window, explosion*
Sam: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Max: Nobody we know, at least.
Well, I agree, its true that the difference is not that great, but the reason I loved Hit the Road so much is because the game reminded me of a cartoonish dragnet type of dynamic. It was an exaggeration yes, but it was an understated exaggeration. Now don't get me wrong, I catch myself laughing at max now as well, but he just seems...well, dumbed down, for lack of better words. Like that scene in penal zone where he goes ape shit (no pun intended) over the prospect of becoming a rocket launcher. It seemed...well, out of place if you looked at Hit the Road, but it fits quite well with telltale max. It seems to have gone from gradual to blatant over the 3 seasons...And this is being said with all the respect for the respect for the telltale version...it just seems like a different max...like something happened that made him snap completely and is now off the deep end.
Brady: Well, considering you already took it, I guess so.
(What's New Beelzebub)
Sam: We have better things to do than jumping on a trampoline.
Max: Do we, Sam? (Jumps on trampoline) We have better things to do than jumping on a trampoline.
(Ice Station Santa)
"Too bad you don't wear collars, Sam. It looks like they're coming back in style."
Sam:What do you do here?
Hugh Bliss:I work for the largest division of Hell, the FCC
Max:Doing what?
Hugh Bliss:I BLEEP
Sam:Right here in your cubical?
Max:In front of Satan and everyone?
Sam:You bleep?
Hugh Bliss:I listen for naughty words and I bleep them, no swearing, no cursing, and no oaths of any kind.
Max:That takes the fun out of everything.
Hugh Bliss:EXACTLY!
Sam:Can we say *censored*
Hugh Bliss:Nope.
Sam:what about *censored**censored*
Hugh Bliss:Nope.
Sam:What about...
Max:*censored*sucker, *censored*yanker, tool handler. Oh, alright.
Sam:Good to know.
Sam:What about when Jimmy Hoffa said ride the buckin surf board.
Max:aw yeah you should of bleeped the *censored* out of that.
Hugh Bliss:Buckin is not on the list, sorry.
and from the tv show and comic: Bad Day on the Moon
Max:Well, Sam, the gorilla and donkey apparently think we're someone else, but thats okay, we get the ride we needed.
Sam:He's a zebra, Max. And that's what makes me a little suspicious. You see, in nature, a zebra wouldn't normally hang out with a gorilla. Plus, listen to this; a zebra can't drive a moon buggy, or any kind of car for that matter. Zebras don't have hands.
Max:My god, your right, Sam. THE GORILLA SHOULD BE DRIVING! I think your onto something, we better play dumb
Sam:You mean starting now?
From the tv series episode: We Drop at Dawn
Max:What no concealable weaponry, road flares, or black capsules. What if we get captured!
Sam:HaHa, you kill me, little buddy.
Max:Only if we're taken alive, Sam.
From The Penal Zone
Computer in the incinerator:Error removing inventory, Where do you keep your personal belongings?
Max:that's none of you damn business, computer.
Papierwaite:Complete fear.
Maximus:Riiiiiiight...
Max: What were those!?!!?
Sam: I think those were...dial-up modems.
Max: Hold me.
Max(as Uncle Morty): Harry!
Harry:Uncle Morty? You sound weird.
Max(as Uncle Morty): I got a cold!
Harry: In heaven?
Max(as Uncle Morty): Who said I was in heaven?!
Harry: Tell me the secret you took to your grave, Uncle Morty!
"Morty:" Harry Moleman! I've hidden my stamp collection...
Harry: Yes?
"Morty": In the attic...
Harry: Yes?!
"Morty": OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! (Thunder crashes)
Max: Less talky more pushy Sam, I've just about run out of amusing ways to shoot you in the Face!
The look on Max's face when he said that was priceless.
Max: I prefer Doppelgänger!
That is the best yet!
And when Max says.
Max: Wow, what a coinkidink.
Superball: Yes, what a coinkidink.
Sam: 'Soon Max will be so powerful he won't even need a partner'
Made me want to hug Sam.
Max: Hey tentacles... unholy THIS!
Sam: Unholy this?
Max: I've heard it in a video game