StrongBrush, you remind me that I need to record for episode 3 and 5 now. Any particular scenes people wanna see?
Sam: Where exactly do you spores come from?
Not Max: We are spawned from a well of flames, nestled deep within the colossal beast.
Sam: I'm skeptical.
Not Max: Okay, fine, it's the butt.
Sam: Where exactly do you spores come from?
Not Max: We are spawned from a well of flames, nestled deep within the colossal beast.
Sam: I'm skeptical.
Not Max: Okay, fine, it's the butt.
I'm not sure if this exactly how the quote goes, BUT HERE YA GO.
Sam: Does the general want a banana?
Skun-Ka'Pe: Oh I see! Because I resemble your Earth primates you assume I want a banana. It's good to see you humans are still so charmingly racist!
Sam: Relax buddy, we're just making sure you're gettin' enough potassium.
Forgive me if someone's already said this (I didn't read through the whole thread).
Little!Max: Will you cut the crusts off?
Girl Stinky: Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my knife.
Little!Max: You probably left it in the real Stinky's body. It's an honest mistake.
Pretty much everything you can say to her as kids is hilarious. Sam and Max really love screwing with people.
Little!Max: Will you cut the crusts off?
Girl Stinky: Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my knife.
Little!Max: You probably left it in the real Stinky's body. It's an honest mistake.
Stinky: That's silly, you little rascals. Now run along and play, before I call child services.
Future Max: Oh, Sam? He's kind of in his own world now.
Future Sam: I can't shoot Max!
Sam: Looks like all those years of adventuring really got to him.
Future Sam: I can't reach that...
Pretty sure that one's from Reality 2.0. I love that line, too. I try to work it into as many conversations as possible. Same with the "It wasn't exactly ironic, but I didn't care" thing from 303.
I can't quite remember how it goes, but it's something like this,
"Pointless query that's somehow related to our current situation"
"Random response that hints at mental instability"
"You crack me up, Little Buddy"
Also:
"Look at all the menus!"
"Hey, she misspelled "appetizer""
"Stop saying things out of character!"
Computer in skun kapes ship: where do you keep your personal belongings?
Max: That's none of your damn business computer.
When you use the ring on a few people in episode one,
Sam: Would you mind being the one to
Monkey: Scram
Sam: Geez buddy you could've atleast let Me down easy
when you use the ring on max,
Skun kape on the ship in episode one: Stay strong skunkape don't let them know you're crying inside,
Sam: According to this machine it's not possible for me and max to even exist (both dissapear then reappear) oh wait I was reading it wrong,
Max: Look at that guy destroying things, terrorising My city and causing random chaos...that's My job (or something like that).
Max: Touching is My favourite thing to do to things (everyone looks at him) if you wanted to know the second one is licking.
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Jumper Cables
Touching Things
Taking Baths
Hard Science
Ghost-Riding The DeSoto
Just Thought I'd give this thread a little attention.
LOL
I really wonder about Max sometimes:D
Sam is just so cool with his hip lingo.
How about Sybil going into labor and Yog-Soggoth's subsequent "Pennies!?"
Sam: Where exactly do you spores come from?
Not Max: We are spawned from a well of flames, nestled deep within the colossal beast.
Sam: I'm skeptical.
Not Max: Okay, fine, it's the butt.
That made me LOL.
Max's Inuit coming of age story!
Well, for 5 Max's stories would be great, also, "pennies?" XD
For 3...the only one that inmediately comes to my mind is making the tourist destroy the corn dog pyramid.
What about The Moleman organization's name?
I forget what it is, but I remember that it was pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfA7kfaUXtI The full scene is in here, not just the pennies bit, cutting off in the midst of scenes is a peeve of mine, sorry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v28fCfdxh0o That's quite the description, I gotta start using my cheap thesaurus.
I'll have some more scenes up soon!
Loved Both of those. Keep em' coming!
Sam: Where's are noose collection?
Max: It's a surprise!
Sam: Remember that vacation we took a few years ago?
Max: Yeah, just you me and the authorities from 7 states but those were simpler times back then.
(After war song)
Sam: Well.
Max: Lets not do that again!
Sam: Does the general want a banana?
Skun-Ka'Pe: Oh I see! Because I resemble your Earth primates you assume I want a banana. It's good to see you humans are still so charmingly racist!
Sam: Relax buddy, we're just making sure you're gettin' enough potassium.
Forgive me if someone's already said this (I didn't read through the whole thread).
There another one when sam says : BIG Science lol ..
Little!Max: Will you cut the crusts off?
Girl Stinky: Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my knife.
Little!Max: You probably left it in the real Stinky's body. It's an honest mistake.
Pretty much everything you can say to her as kids is hilarious. Sam and Max really love screwing with people.
Stinky: That's silly, you little rascals. Now run along and play, before I call child services.
Future Max: Oh, Sam? He's kind of in his own world now.
Future Sam: I can't shoot Max!
Sam: Looks like all those years of adventuring really got to him.
Future Sam: I can't reach that...
Max: Rules are for marking straight lines and lesser mortals
"Pointless query that's somehow related to our current situation"
"Random response that hints at mental instability"
"You crack me up, Little Buddy"
Also:
"Look at all the menus!"
"Hey, she misspelled "appetizer""
"Stop saying things out of character!"
"Nervous about having a trio of ace detectives in your restraunt?" "No, I just have to move some... things... out of... the meat locker..."
"All the young people go to und gymnasiums wit zeir t-shirts that say 'They are probly hiding zee cow' "
"We're just not famous enough!" "We're both TV stars and you're the president!" "Correction: We're not hot chicks"
There's a lot more, I just can't recall them right now.
Max: That's none of your damn business computer.
When you use the ring on a few people in episode one,
Sam: Would you mind being the one to
Monkey: Scram
Sam: Geez buddy you could've atleast let Me down easy
when you use the ring on max,
Skun kape on the ship in episode one: Stay strong skunkape don't let them know you're crying inside,
Sam: According to this machine it's not possible for me and max to even exist (both dissapear then reappear) oh wait I was reading it wrong,
Max: Look at that guy destroying things, terrorising My city and causing random chaos...that's My job (or something like that).
Max: Touching is My favourite thing to do to things (everyone looks at him) if you wanted to know the second one is licking.