So I moved to Wisconsin, and I needed to hit the ATM. So I asked a guy "Where's the ATM?" and he's all "There's a Tyme Machine at the gas station two blocks down." And I'm all "I NEED AMERICAN MONEY NOT PIECES OF EIGHT FROM PIRATEY TIMES YOU MIDWESTERN BUFFOON!"
So I said "I've been waiting a long time for this moment to come, I'm destined for anything at all. Can I get some Green Day links?" Then the MIDWESTERN BUFFOON said "Green Bay links? THERE'S SOME JOHNSONVILLE BRATWURST AT LAMBEAU FIELD!"
Still no download link? Ehh... oh well, it'll come out eventually today. At least we are getting it a day earlier than usual. (Though others may argue that it is a week late... ^^; )
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Beating you with a metal baseball bat.
Waiting.
gradually decaying our minds and diving into madness.... over a video game!!!
What about Murray helping Sam in The City?!
I believe we're waiting for the final episode. I looked at the game page and it's still not up. what gives?
i have 500 posts
You know That! He's such a nice guy, isn't he?
Gradually watching our minds decay from the waiting as our bodies shrival up from lack of use and starvation!!!:cool:
Ha! jokes on you all I saw when looking behind me was my awesome Indiana Jones and the fate of Atlantis poster!
Edit: I wonder how many posts'll build up here while I take my shower... Hmm...
Yes, but I now have your wallet.
Must you pester us so?
I have that game! it rocks but not as much as Indiana Jones and The Emporer's Tomb, or Lego Indiana Jones!
Ah, Yes! But now I have Yours!!!!
I liked the Infernal Machine best.
I apologize, Now I really must get on with my shower, for obvious reasons.
You mean the first one, right? Because the second one was a disappointment.
I also have that one
Wait, you're saying Lego Indiana Jones is better than one of (if not) the greatest adventure game(s) of all time?
yes we can see the mushroom cloud from here!
I only have the first one
it did not work
I'm no Infidel!!!!! I'm Beezelbub!!!!!
16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
But, how...
So you're a Fidel? IT'S CASTRO! BURN THE COMMUNIST DICTATOR/FAILED BASEBALL PLAYER!
Yes I have no idea what I'm talking about, I got up two hours early.