Cheapest boss characters

edited December 2012 in General Chat
Every gamer under the sun has faced a boss characeter in a game that just fights so f***ing dirty that it sends them into a altered state of mind.... a state of mind know as gamer rage (see also: throwing controllers, shouting obscenities, biting the heads off of orphened baby chipmunks). What I want to know is what boss character (Mini-bosses count too) has sent you furthest down that path & what the craziest thing that a boss fight has made you do or say (censor it with *'s if it is super bad.... no need to corrupt the children).
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  • edited September 2010
    Ooo, hard one. In the end, I think the prize has to go to the twisted and painful Sephiroth from KH2.
  • edited September 2010
    Name an SNK fighting game boss, (almost) ANY of them. Gill? Seth? Bison? Those guys are nothing.
  • edited September 2010
    The final level of Trine (before the patch). The majority of the game was a thoughtful puzzle-platformer, and then everything changes for the boss and suddenly it's a mad frantic dash that's more about memorization than puzzle solving.

    Still a great game, though. I'm not sure if the patch fixed everything (I haven't played it), but it's worth any frustration that's left.
  • edited September 2010
    SunnyGuy wrote: »
    Name an SNK fighting game boss, (almost) ANY of them. Gill? Seth? Bison? Those guys are nothing.

    I don't think I've ever played an SNK game, but Tekken and Street Fighter have both had me making up inventive new swearwords at one point or another.

    Also, this doesn't really count, but I can only think of one time I've had proper gamer rage and broke something, and that was doing a certain challenge on one of the later Tony Hawk games (I think it might have been American Wasteland).
    It was something frustratingly simple-sounding, like "kickflip down these stairs and do a grind, yo" but one little thing about it - it might have been the angle of the board or the timing of the grind - made me fail it in excess of 50 times. I ended up just throwing my controller across the room to get my frustration out and then finishing the challenge on my first try with my newly broken controller.
    That poxy, simple little challenge laughed in the face of my gazillion-point combos and hurtled me, kicking, screaming and controller-flailing into manhood. I've never played a Tony Hawk game since. :'(


    Edit: Also, I remember being so frustrated with games when I was a kid that I'd bite the controller or try to snap it in half because I didn't want to throw it and risk breaking it... looking back, that just sounds weird. Anyone else ever do that?
  • edited September 2010
    Off the top of my head, every boss in every Megaman Legends game was a dirty jerk who loved to knock you over and continue to pummel you until dead.

    The final boss in Half Life would repeatedly whisk you off to nasty trap rooms that you had to navigate before you could face him again; and he had one hit kill attacks.

    Dark Link from OOT; how much dirtier can you get then copying your opponents moves!?

    Cackletta from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga has the fight start both heroes off with one HP, and she gets to attack first!
  • edited September 2010
    the cyborg ninja (Gray Fox) in Metal Gear Solid he deflex bulits jumps round goes invisble teleports and even when u beat him you have to avoid his weird eletric wave and then keep shooting him till hes rly defeated.

    Psycho Mantis reading your controler and useing Meryl as a wepion and trying to force her to commit suicide is also dirty as hell..but that boss battle is awesome.
  • edited September 2010
    Cackletta from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga has the fight start both heroes off with one HP, and she gets to attack first!
    I remember some of the Mario&Luigi bosses as some of the most difficult I've ever played. Especiallly from Superstar Saga and maybe Partners in Time. I found the last one -Bowser's Inside whatever- much easier.

    And the first time I played Jedi Knight II, I had serious problems to defeat Galak Fyyar, but I found Dessan dissapointly easy to beat.
  • edited September 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever played an SNK game, but Tekken and Street Fighter have both had me making up inventive new swearwords at one point or another.

    If that's the effect those games have on you then you'd write an entire dictionary playing SNK fighters, SPECIALLY the old ones (I dare anyone to beat Art of Fighting 2 without having to exploit the AI and no save states).
  • edited September 2010
    I remember some of the Mario&Luigi bosses as some of the most difficult I've ever played. Especiallly from Superstar Saga and maybe Partners in Time. I found the last one -Bowser's Inside whatever- much easier.

    Yeah, similiar. I found the original really hard but the most recent two much much easier. Cackletta was brutal, some of the Popple battles were brutal and there were other nasty nasty bosses along the way.
  • edited September 2010
    Oh, where do I begin? Seriously, I can't remember any specific examples off the top of my head, I only remember blind rage. Guess I'll have to consult my catalog.

    Metal Sonic in Sonic 2. How cruel is it to set up the last level in the game to be nothing but two bosses and no rings? This spot would go to Robotnik's last machine in the game, but I never got past Metal Sonic without using debug mode to give myself some rings, so I never had the opportunity to get frustrated with Robotnik.

    However, I did lose my head over Robotnik in Sonic Spinball. With only four levels, the game had a pretty sharp difficulty curve, to the extent that I had a very hard time even getting one of the Chaos Emeralds necessary to reach the boss in the final level. Then when you finally do reach him, it's hard to stay in his area to beat him. To this day, I've only beaten that game by using save states.

    Bongo Bongo in Ocarina of Time. I never had a problem getting past any other part of that game, but I was stuck on Bongo Bongo for a very long time my first time through. He's a piece of cake for me now, but back then was a different story.

    The Omega Pirate in Metroid Prime. Again, much easier now that I've played the game a few times, but he used to wipe the floor with me.

    This one isn't a boss, but it's still one of the most frustrating things I've ever encountered, and it's one of the few remaining insurmountable challenges preventing me from advancing in a game. The damn special stage in Sonic Heroes. I finished levels one and two, but level three has me completely stuck, keeping me from getting the other five Chaos Emeralds and finishing the game.

    Lou in Guitar Hero III. The guitar battle with him is the only thing between me and finishing the game on hard.

    And...that's about all I can think of right now.
  • edited September 2010
    The two times I've been excessively frustrated by a game were sorta minor boss fights.

    One was in Knights of the Old Republic II during this mission that only used three side characters to infiltrate this Sith tomb at the end of which waits two Sith masters and a Sith lord. Only one of the characters that I chose was a Jedi, and was a really sucky one at that (this was my first time playing). I spent nearly three hours running Atton (not a Jedi) around in circles taking potshots at the Sith masters and Sith lord until they died. Needless to say, incredibly frustrating.

    Another was in Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy in the third "act" of academy missions at the end of...another Sith tomb level. This one featured a fight with a double-bladed lightsaber Sith and two dual wielding lightsaber Sith. For some reason, the game kept on glitching like it does and the Sith kept on one-hit killing me. Then, after about an hour, I finally beat two of them and was searching around for the third when I discovered that another glitch had caused him to disappear. I could still hear the conniving bastard but I couldn't actually find him. I couldn't finish the level without killing all of them so, very angrily, I had to restart once again.

    Now both of these mini-bosses are pretty easy for me, but those first times were absolutely awful. I did feel accomplished at the end and took very good care saving my game.
  • edited September 2010
    I really hate the last two bosses in Sonic Adventure 2. When I finally got around to finishing it it (instead of just playing the stages to farm for Chao stuff) I had 99 lives, and by the time I beat the final boss I had maybe 15 left.
  • edited September 2010
    Jinpachi Mishima from Tekken 5

    Goddamn Fireball attack -______-
  • edited September 2010
    Jinpachi Mishima from Tekken 5

    Goddamn Fireball attack -______-

    That one was mine too... cheap ass bastard...

    Fealiks wrote: »
    Also, I remember being so frustrated with games when I was a kid that I'd bite the controller or try to snap it in half because I didn't want to throw it and risk breaking it... looking back, that just sounds weird. Anyone else ever do that?

    Ever do that????

    I STILL do that
  • edited September 2010
    Doopliss from Paper Mario 2 and the 'Copy-current-partner' dojo master in the first paper mario.
  • edited September 2010
    the champion of every elite four.

    mind you, i've only ever gotten there by Legendaries and water pokemon
  • edited September 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    the champion of every elite four.

    mind you, i've only ever gotten there by Legendaries and water pokemon

    Beat all of the Gyms and Elite Four in HGSS with a Typhlosion and weak pokemon and a lot of max revives. Noob.
  • edited September 2010
    Most of the bosses in Rayman 3 after the Red Lum Factory. That game was hard.
  • bubbledncrbubbledncr Telltale Alumni
    edited September 2010
    I don't remember the details of the the boss fight, but the fish boss of the water temple in Majora's Mask is the only Zelda boss I never actually managed to beat - had to get someone else to do it for me, and even they had to try like, 12 times, with 3 bottles of fairies each time. have only played through that game once.
  • edited September 2010
    Beat all of the Gyms and Elite Four in HGSS with a Typhlosion and weak pokemon and a lot of max revives. Noob.

    Original or bust, noob.

    I'm playing Crystal
  • edited September 2010
    Every boss ever in every Dead Rising game, unless you happen to be carrying ultimate death weapons.
  • edited September 2010
    Every boss ever in every Dead Rising game, unless you happen to be carrying ultimate death weapons.

    Really? I never found those games to be too hard. Adam was a bitch to kill though. Stupid dual wielding chainsaw clown bastard....
  • edited September 2010
    Really? I never found those games to be too hard. Adam was a bitch to kill though. Stupid dual wielding chainsaw clown bastard....

    Almost every boss is able to one hit kill you essentially, since your character falls down for 62 hours upon being hit, and can be hit again before he gets back up 267 hours later.
  • edited September 2010
    bubbledncr wrote: »
    I don't remember the details of the the boss fight, but the fish boss of the water temple in Majora's Mask is the only Zelda boss I never actually managed to beat - had to get someone else to do it for me, and even they had to try like, 12 times, with 3 bottles of fairies each time. have only played through that game once.

    Really? I always thought Gyorg was easier than Goht. Majora's Mask is one of my favorite Zelda games.
  • edited September 2010
    Neptuna from Croc, the swimming controls make it impossible to dodge the third wave
  • edited September 2010
    All the bosses from God of War III, because the game itself looks pretty, but they are all pretty much a pain.
  • edited September 2010
    All you console players. I don't even know 90% of the games listed here.

    So let me add Kangaxx of Baldur's Gate II.
  • edited September 2010
    All you console players. I don't even know 90% of the games listed here.

    You do realize that well over half of the games mentioned here are for PC (or at least have a PC version) right?
  • edited September 2010
    No.
    Otherwise I wouldn't state I didn't even knew said titles... :p
  • edited September 2010
    Ninja Gaiden II, the fire armadillo which after you kill you must block otherwise you die; having to do the entire fight again.
  • edited September 2010
    Not tecnically a boss fight, but remember when you got to the end of one of the Streets of Rage game and the big boss asked you a question and if you answered it wrong he sent you back about 3 levels.

    Tantrums were threw that faithful day in the Exodus household
  • edited September 2010
    Motaro on SNES mortal kombat delfected all your projectiles back at you and teleported a lot! and like ass boss's took lil damage and gave loads!
  • edited September 2010
    Xaldin. F---ing Xaldin. Easy, standard, and proud mode, the son of a bitch would OBLITERATE me on any level. I beaten KH2 several times over, so I decided to challenge myself on Proud mode, however as I was playing I realized that if Xaldin was a pain on standard mode, he would be a thousand times worst on Proud mode. I wasn't far off. I stopped playing for 3 years until recently. But still! Oh my god, cheapest fight ever.

    And Puppet Ganon in his third form in Wind Waker. Wouldn't give me enough time to take the arrow out and even when I did render him unconscious, he snapped out of it 3 seconds later and proceeded to BULLDOZE me into a corner and just keep ramming into me until all my fairies were done and I had no magic and arrows left. Jerk.
  • edited September 2010
    Oh man, I'd forgotten Xaldin. I don't own a PS2, so Kingdom Hearts wasn't on my list. Yes, I totally agree, Xaldin was the worst. And since the odds of getting Anti Form go way up during Organization XIII battles, I was totally stuck without drive forms for the whole fight my first time through. It's the only time I was ever saved by Mickey. The second time I played, I purposely didn't use drive forms even once after obtaining Master Form. It meant I missed out on leveling them up, but it also meant that it would be impossible for me to get Anti Form while fighting Xaldin. The Xaldin fight came around and I used Valor to get past him. Still a pain in the ass, but slightly more doable.

    Yes, Xaldin has thrown me into blind rage harder than any other video game boss I can remember.

    Another bad one was the last assassination in Jeruselem in Assassin's Creed, the one where
    it turns out you kill some girl in the guy's armor instead of the guy you were after
    . I don't think killing "him" was the hard part, it was getting away afterwards. I died desynchronized so many times on that one.

    Oh, and riding the horse through the Vatican in the second game was a ridiculous pain in the ass as well. Would you consider the Vatican army as a single entity to be a boss? No? Well, it was still a pain in the ass.
  • edited September 2010
    Hands down the hardest game I've ever played is "I wanna be the guy". You can download it for free (!) here: http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/
    I estimate you will die >5 times before managing to leave the first screen. The bosses in that are insane.

    As for disproportionate boss, there was a game I played as a kid called lego racers, and the final character was rocket ronnie. He was a cheating little brat. He raced on his own track, in a car that was designed for that track, and faster than anything you had available (you win his car if you beat him, but then what's the point?). He was so fast that the only way to win was to cheat and take a shortcut, which he took, but only when you weren't nearby to watch what he was doing.
    I may have just found it hard cos of being a kid, but man, I spent ages on that stupid guy.
  • edited September 2010
    Hands down the hardest game I've ever played is "I wanna be the guy". You can download it for free (!) here: http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/
    I estimate you will die >5 times before managing to leave the first screen. The bosses in that are insane.

    Well that took longer than I was expecting.

    It is well known fact that any time you mention something being hard, somebody always either...

    A. Makes a wang joke
    B. Mentions Kaizo
    C. Mentions IWBTG
  • edited September 2010
    The cheapest boss that springs to mind is Seth from Street Fighter IV. That abdominal whirlwind move p*sses me off.

    My least favourite boss? The Joker in Batman: Arkham Asylum. Great game, but a terrible boss, my least favourite example of the "lather, rinse, repeat" school of game bosses.
  • edited September 2010
    Unlimited Hazama, Rachel, Hakumen, Nu, and Ragna in BlazBlue.
  • edited September 2010
    Alf Fly wrote: »
    The cheapest boss that springs to mind is Seth from Street Fighter IV. That abdominal whirlwind move p*sses me off.

    Must. Resist. Urge...crap, I couldn't.

    Seth is pathetic and totally overrated, play an SNK game if you want to know what real cheapness is.

    Sorry, every time Seth is mentioned in topics like this I can't help posting that >.>
  • edited September 2010
    SunnyGuy wrote: »
    Must. Resist. Urge...crap, I couldn't.

    Seth is pathetic and totally overrated, play an SNK game if you want to know what real cheapness is.

    Sorry, every time Seth is mentioned in topics like this I can't help posting that >.>

    Seriously. I can barely play SF and Seth is no problem.
    Hell in BB their bosses drain your health by being near them, and they get the health. Their special meter fills by the second, and fast. They can counter anything, including unstoppable chains, deal such massive damage that it's possible to 9 hit characters. Hell Nu's already cheap and her boss mode made her send out 3 times her normal attack with less delay. So you had 3 daggers flying at you, faster, and could spam more per second, and she's not the worst of them.
    As for KoF bosses, I don't know as I'm no where near good enough to get to a boss in KoF.
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