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  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited October 2012
    I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited October 2012
    ''Now i may be a idiot but sir there is one thing i'm not and that sir is a idiot'' - Peter Griffin.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited October 2012
    Don't get technical with me.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited October 2012
    If we send out a low-level ionic pulse, we could reset the coil and trigger their cloaking device! Excellent idea sir!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited October 2012
    The answer... is "no." I am therefore going anyway.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited October 2012
    Wait master. It might be dangerous. You go first.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited October 2012
    Perhaps today is a good day to die!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2012
    When Gotham is Ashes, you have my permission to die.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited October 2012
    Die, mothafucka, die!!!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited October 2012
    Number Five is alive!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited October 2012
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    No habla engles senor.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    As for my Mexican brothas and sistas, you learn English, motherfucka, how about that!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    English motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited November 2012
    "Stupid, stupid rat creatures!"
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    And that rat! I saw you in the parking lot, that explains you! And you guys...um...ohhhh I have no idea where you came from!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2012
    "Am I dreaming?"
    "No, and you ain't in Kansas neither!"
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore."
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited November 2012
    "What was your first clue, Asshole?"
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    "Fuck you, asshole."
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    “Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited November 2012
    I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    "I’ll give you a second ta draw a gun."
    *draws gun on a pad of paper*
    "How’s that, shorty?"
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited November 2012
    "And once I am done with you, I'm going to..."
    *high-pitched voice* "Take over the world?"

    :D
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    “Yo mama’s so fat that Ben Kenobi said ‘That’s no moon... that’s yo mama!’"
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2012
    *force wave* That joke was hilarious and you all liked it.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    What? I’m funny? How am I funny?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2012
    What part of "don't say it" did you not understand? Was it the "don't" or was it the "say it"?
    Help me to help you, Barbie--help me to help you help me to help you help me to help you.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited November 2012
    Shut up, Tails!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    Shut up, Wesley!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2012
    Data... Shut up.

    15 years I've been waiting to say that.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Say what again! Say what again! I dare ya, I double-dare ya, motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    I triple-dog-dare you!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Dare to dream, you little fucknut.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2012
    A dream is a wish your heart makes
    When you're fast asleep.
    In dreams you will lose your heartaches;
    Whatever you wish for, you keep.

    Have faith in your dreams and someday
    Your rainbow will come smiling through.
    No matter how your heart is grieving,
    If you keep on believing
    The dream that you wish will come true.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2012
    What a load.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2012
    I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    America...
    America...
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (republicans)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Sportsmanship
    Books
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2012
    Watch your fuckin' mouth.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Dear Santa, Santa why you ain’t get me my little laptop. That is so kind of sinning. -Mikey

    Dear Mikey,
    Why you ain’t writing in a language I can understand? Master English and not only will you get a laptop, but you’ll also avoid a lifetime association with the penal system.
    Your homey, Fat Santa
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