Respond With A Quote From Anything

Shadowknight1

Ha-ha! Dangly parts!

Chyron8472

No way. I'm not wiggling your dongle.

StrongBrush1

You didn't waggle hard enough!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Soft and squishy, just like bread! Yummy!

dustpuffs

" The bread dough should be gooey enough to stick to your fingers"

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Pervert...

Shadowknight1

That's what she said!

Debbie82

So, are you in a hurry or something?

Chyron8472

Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

Shadowknight1

Oh Ellie, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive...

Chyron8472

Actually, R2 has been known to make mistakes...

...from time to time.


Oh, dear oh dear.

dustpuffs

We all go a little crazy sometimes

Scnew

Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Stop that, stop that! That is naughty in the extreme!

HelloCthulhu

I wonder what happens if I hit the Cray button?

Debbie82

I love rock 'n' roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby!

dustpuffs

Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time rock and roll!

Chyron8472

Actually, I am capable of distinguishing over 150 simultaneous compositions; but in order to analyze the aesthetics, I try to keep it to 10 or less.

Shadowknight1

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

Remolay

Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper? Can I pick up that piece of paper...

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Where’s the kaboom?

Shadowknight1

The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!

StrongBrush1

Delays, delay, delays.

Shadowknight1

All major theme parks have delays.

Chyron8472

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Shadowknight1

Bloody pirates!

Chyron8472

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
We just stay at home lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...

..."we don't do anything."

StrongBrush1

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up the phone
So leave a message at the Tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Chyron8472

StrongBrush1 wrote: »

Nothing at all

“I may be a dunce, but at least I’m a mighty pirate dunce!”
– Guybrush, after getting himself kicked out of the pirate re-training school on Knuttin Atoll

dustpuffs

"I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate!"

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

“Think again, Ms. Swan. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop."

Chyron8472

Dead men tell no tales...

Shadowknight1

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...

Chyron8472

But, it's only a story. It's not real--it's only a story!

Shadowknight1

It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!!!

VeronicanPlay

Dead or alive you are coming with me.

Shadowknight1

Dead it is, then!

dustpuffs

Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

Shadowknight1

Smite me! All mighty smiter!

coolsome

Feed me more!!