Dear Santa, Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa. You choked him with a chestnut last year and he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas if you know what I mean.
Bacon, we gonna have some bacon
Bacon, don't be tight with the bacon
(Gimme some of it)
Wat dat? We're on the cake course? Cakey bacon!
You're a vegematerian? Not now! Boom, pig!
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
Bacon, we gonna have some bacon
Bacon, slice me off some pig
(Chop chop)
Wat dat? You think swine filthy? Filthy Tasty!
Oh, I see you on a diet. This bacon is well thin!
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
(Gonna eat you up)
Rain fell this mornin', make me feel so bad
On account of my baby walked off with another man.
Like takin' eyesight from the blind man and money from the poor
That woman took my lovin' and walked on out that door.
And it sure got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky, from my eye.
Somebody, can you tell me just what make a man feel this way?
Like river without it's water, like night without a day.
And it sure 'nuff got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky but from my eye.
If you're home early in the mornin' you hear that rain to fall,
With thunderbolts and lightning the wind begins to call.
Your worry's superficial 'cause you slept on through the night
But stormy weather keep you wond'rin' if ev'rything's all right.
And it sure 'nuff got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky but from my eye,
Not from the sky, from my eye.
Every time it rains,it rains
Pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven
You'll find your fortune's falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella
Is upside down
Trade them for a package of
sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love,
You gotta have showers
So when you hear it thunder,
Don't run under a tree
There'll be pennies from heaven
For you and me
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(pause)
...Please get off my lap.
(ten seconds later)
...Did you just pee on me?
Bacon, don't be tight with the bacon
(Gimme some of it)
Wat dat? We're on the cake course? Cakey bacon!
You're a vegematerian? Not now! Boom, pig!
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
Bacon, we gonna have some bacon
Bacon, slice me off some pig
(Chop chop)
Wat dat? You think swine filthy? Filthy Tasty!
Oh, I see you on a diet. This bacon is well thin!
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
Bacon on my plate, not gonna last too much longer
I'm gonna eat you all up you salty little pig strip
(Gonna eat you up)
- Eww, yes! I hate this! It is revolting!
-- More?
- Please.
So THAT’s where all my soup went.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones;
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I like worms
24 hours a day.
On account of my baby walked off with another man.
Like takin' eyesight from the blind man and money from the poor
That woman took my lovin' and walked on out that door.
And it sure got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky, from my eye.
Somebody, can you tell me just what make a man feel this way?
Like river without it's water, like night without a day.
And it sure 'nuff got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky but from my eye.
If you're home early in the mornin' you hear that rain to fall,
With thunderbolts and lightning the wind begins to call.
Your worry's superficial 'cause you slept on through the night
But stormy weather keep you wond'rin' if ev'rything's all right.
And it sure 'nuff got cold after the rain fell,
Not from the sky but from my eye,
Not from the sky, from my eye.
Pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven
You'll find your fortune's falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella
Is upside down
Trade them for a package of
sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love,
You gotta have showers
So when you hear it thunder,
Don't run under a tree
There'll be pennies from heaven
For you and me
Can't figure any lyrics out.
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know.