Respond With A Quote From Anything

ParadoxalMindElla1

but it's no use!

Chyron8472

Use the Force, Luke.

Shadowknight1

Force that thing on in there.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

What, you don’t like rape? Why not?

Shadowknight1

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating...

Chyron8472

I know you are but what am I?

ParadoxalMindElla1

You, you... What are you?

Shadowknight1

I'm the goddamn Batman!

ParadoxalMindElla1

Ooooh and I get to be the queen!... When are you going to feed those bloody corgis?

Debbie82

Neurosisss! Dr. Nero Neurosissss!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Wha? Multiple Sclerosis?

Shadowknight1

We're dealing with medievalism here! Chemotherapy! Fundoscopic examinations!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Shut up, bitch!

Shadowknight1

Go fix me turkey pot pie!

Chyron8472

Hey! That's my dinner!

VeronicanPlay

Damien, shut up!

Shadowknight1

No I will NOT be quiet Chewbacca! Why doesn't anybody listen to me?!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Because you’re a f****t, alright?

StrongBrush1

Donny, shut the fu... when do we play?

Debbie82

Charlie Sheen: Winning!

VeronicanPlay

I am composed of titanium, I don't believe you are.

Jennifer

I'm forty percent scrap metal.

Shadowknight1

I'm forty percent dolomite!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Debbie82

That's unbelievable. He can actually replace another person's voice while their voice was still in the song. That guy has mad skills.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

"Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*!"
"No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

Chyron8472

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

StrongBrush1

Look, I'm flattered. Maybe even a little creeped out. But you don't really like me. You like the IDEA of me.

Shadowknight1

You're imagining things.

Chyron8472

Imagination is intelligence with an erection.

VeronicanPlay

You got an arrow in your butt!

Shadowknight1

I used to be an adventurer...

ParadoxalMindElla1

But then I found a sonic screwdriver and decided to become the Doctor instead!

Chyron8472

What's your degree in? Dentistry?!

Toasty

"I don't think hitting people in the face with a wrench quite classifies as being a dentist. Maybe a plastic surgeon."

Chyron8472

How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?

Toasty

Your mother consitantly used this to strike you! I bet it hurt as a child, didn't it?

Chyron8472

This is what separates the men from the boys.

StrongBrush1

"I AM A MAN!" (punch)

Edit: Wait...

Chyron8472

The alchemy machine... in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #1... that turns dog poop into gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cMqP2sqpCY&t=620