Online dating can kiss my @$$!!!

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  • edited March 2011
    Well, you'd not get a date with me that way.
  • edited March 2011
    Well, you'd not get a date with me that way.

    What if I put you and a dress and take you out dancing?
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    tell jokes, get some muscles...smell nice, dress up, smile alot.

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  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    What if I put you and a dress and take you out dancing?

    I'd rather you just took the dress out and leave me out of it.
  • edited March 2011
    I'd rather you just took the dress out and leave me out of it.

    That's the first time I've ever been rejected by a man before...:eek:

    :D
  • edited March 2011
    JedExodus wrote: »
    I would like to see the look on a girls face when I suggest she pay for the meal in the name of gender equality.

    I wouldn't care. People should pay for themselves, or at least try to switch off who should pay for who.
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Anyway, I doubt who pays for dinner is what's keeping women down really at the end of the day

    In a sense, it is. The main underlyer behind this is the concept that women can't fend for themselves. I understand that this may not be your intentions. This is an old concept that sorta dug itself deep into society and we need to get rid of it. I get generosity and all that, but don't just do it because they're a lady date. I expect women to do so as well.

    Being in a situation where you're a lady dating ladies, the whole idea that an individual of a certain gender is automatically assigned paying duty for another person of a different gender is just foreign and strange to me.

    doodo! wrote: »
    Jump through hoops, tell jokes, get some muscles...smell nice, dress up, smile alot.

    Say the right things at the right time but NOT THE WRONG...

    You're trying too hard.
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    I'll tell you what was taught to me by my guy friends.

    A. Ugly chicks, needy, jealous.

    B. Pretty chicks, normal sane chicks, most date-able material, slightly jealous at times. Best type of chick to date.

    C. Hot chicks, crazy chicks, just crazy chicks...

    What grade are you and your friends in?
  • edited March 2011
    I know some women who are so stuck on tradition they wouldn't go out with a guy unless he doted on them how every guy doted on a woman in the 1800s. It's honestly ridiculous to me.
  • edited March 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    What grade are you and your friends in?

    High quality...
    Giant Tope wrote: »



    You're trying too hard.


    Apparently, I'm not trying hard enough...
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    I'll tell you what was taught to me by my guy friends.

    A. Ugly chicks, needy, jealous.

    B. Pretty chicks, normal sane chicks, most date-able material, slightly jealous at times. Best type of chick to date.

    C. Hot chicks, crazy chicks, just crazy chicks...

    Do you live in Jersey shore? Or there is another hellhole in this universe where guy friends make completely idiotic generalizations and definitions, disregarding and disrespecting humanity's improvement on socializing and philosophy of human ethics and communication?
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    High quality...

    He's in the best preschool in the entire ghetto.
  • edited March 2011
    I know some women who are so stuck on tradition they wouldn't go out with a guy unless he doted on them how every guy doted on a woman in the 1800s. It's honestly ridiculous to me.

    I wonder how many of them realized that all that dating stuff in the victorian era was all about class and status?
  • edited March 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    I wonder how many of them realized that all that dating stuff in the victorian era was all about class and status?

    They want the benefits without the intentions.
  • edited March 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    *awesome picture*

    Is that Harley-vision?
  • edited March 2011
    He's in the best preschool in the entire ghetto.

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    This is a picture taken of me just today ^...
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    Apparently, I'm not trying hard enough...
    *sigh*
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    You're trying too hard.
    They want the benefits without the intentions.

    There's too much unrealistic expectations in the dating world. It's silly, no?
  • edited March 2011
    Yeah, it's silly. It's stupid, that's why so many people feel like they are defective or something and have to use these web sites. A large group of people don't even know how to go about dating....

    It's silly, it's a joke, so are many of our lives...it's stupid.
  • edited March 2011
    I'm still trying to deduce whether doodo is frustrated about dating a girl just for dating, or having someone to love.

    Because dating a girl for just because is a corny bullshit of a human act, where neither of the two people actually gives a crap about the other one although ironically it's still considered "being a couple".
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited March 2011
    ... I don't even know where to begin with this thread.
  • edited March 2011
    i kno rite
  • edited March 2011
    Falanca wrote: »
    I'm still trying to deduce whether doodo is frustrated about dating a girl just for dating, or having someone to love.

    Because dating a girl for just because is a corny bullshit of a human act, where neither of the two people actually gives a crap about the other one although ironically it's still considered "being a couple".

    What the dedouche?


    You do know that it's normal for many people to date, spend time with others, have fun, hang out, go places, have conversations, right? Even if it doesn't turn out to be more, but some times it does...right?

    I think it's even more ridiculous to suggest that you immediately fall in love and to skip knowing the person in actual dates...
  • edited March 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Circular argument, my friend. The reason why men make more than women is because they are the expected head of the household while women are more typically viewed as making extra income. If you keep spreading traditions like this, things will never change.
    It's circular... how? I'm just saying that that's the way things are done.
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    I find it a bit bizarre that some guys complain about "wasting" money on their girlfriends. Then they insist on being the sole payer of excursions.
    When did I ever call it 'wasting?' I view it as courtesy. Besides, I wouldn't be paying if I didn't want to enjoy the company of kind, intelligent, attractive and - dare I say - beautiful women who care enough about being in my company to want to have dinner with me. Is that so wrong?
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Pretty much this, it's just not done like

    This.
    coolsome wrote: »
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    Is that a Socialist Realist Joker?

    doodo! wrote: »
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    This is a picture taken of me just today ^...

    Psh. My guns are better.
  • edited March 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    ... I don't even know where to begin with this thread.

    I would love for you to give a woman's perspective on Doodo's rantings, Puzzelbox. Maybe he'll take you more serious... Or he'll get really shy that a REAL GIRL is commenting on his posts. ;)
  • edited March 2011
    Just wanted to come in here and post a success story about online dating. :cool:

    Joined up with cupid.com after a long stint of not being in a relationship. Never really been the sociable type and always focused on school/work. Yea, I'm one of *those* guys. :D

    To be honest, I really wasn't expecting much from it and that's what I got at first. Initiated a conversation with a few girls who seemed interesting. We chatted online and over the phone... they said I was a nice guy, but didn't want to go out with me. That was fine. Basically a reflection of my real world attempts at asking a girl out.

    Had only paid for a 90 day membership and it was winding down. I was ready to chalk it up as a loss when I received a wink from a user a couple of town over.

    I started up a chat with her and things just flowed. Our conversation wasn't difficult and it didn't feel awkward or forced. We both shared the same sense of humor and we constantly were laughing at each other's jokes. We had a few things in common, but not everything... which made it real easy to bring up new topics of discussion. After chatting online and over the phone for 3 months, we decided to meet in person.

    Since we had talked so much already, our first date was very relaxing and easy. I met her family, we went out to eat, went to a movie, and I took her home. We kissed. Sparks were flying.

    That all happened back in 2005. In 2007, we got married and have been in bliss since. She is fantastic.

    tl;dr: Don't give up online dating too quickly. It can work.
  • edited March 2011
    LordFlux wrote: »
    Just wanted to come in here and post a success story about online dating. :cool:

    Joined up with cupid.com after a long stint of not being in a relationship. Never really been the sociable type and always focused on school/work. Yea, I'm one of *those* guys. :D

    To be honest, I really wasn't expecting much from it and that's what I got at first. Initiated a conversation with a few girls who seemed interesting. We chatted online and over the phone... they said I was a nice guy, but didn't want to go out with me. That was fine. Basically a reflection of my real world attempts at asking a girl out.

    Had only paid for a 90 day membership and it was winding down. I was ready to chalk it up as a loss when I received a wink from a user a couple of town over.

    I started up a chat with her and things just flowed. Our conversation wasn't difficult and it didn't feel awkward or forced. We both shared the same sense of humor and we constantly were laughing at each other's jokes. We had a few things in common, but not everything... which made it real easy to bring up new topics of discussion. After chatting online and over the phone for 3 months, we decided to meet in person.

    Since we had talked so much already, our first date was very relaxing and easy. I met her family, we went out to eat, went to a movie, and I took her home. We kissed. Sparks were flying.

    That all happened back in 2005. In 2007, we got married and have been in bliss since. She is fantastic.

    tl;dr: Don't give up online dating too quickly. It can work.

    Wow, good for you LordFlux. It's a real succes story!
    I guess online dating worked for you, though I think it wouldn't work for everybody. The chances of something like this are really small.

    What I do think is that people put to much pressure on the dating thing in general. People like Doodo and Lonnie are just shouting that they don't see the need for dating because they feel insecure about about themselves and their chances in the dating world.
    The fact is that if you just let go of the whole "I need to get a girlfriend" thing, but keep all the oppertunities open, that one day it will just happen.

    Ranting about how strange women are won't make you seem cool or sophisticated. It just confirms your insecurity and the inability to look at your own weaker sides and work on them.
    You might be really bad at dating and making contact, but don't give me that bullshit about women. It's usually your own fault, and the sooner you realise this, the sooner you'll make progress.
  • edited March 2011
    hey tope

    buy me dinner
  • edited March 2011
    k sure
  • edited March 2011
    kool
  • edited March 2011
    Joop wrote: »
    I would love for you to give a woman's perspective on Doodo's rantings, Puzzelbox. Maybe he'll take you more serious... Or he'll get really shy that a REAL GIRL is commenting on his posts. ;)

    ..oh i guess i'm not a real girl.
  • edited March 2011
    Are you made of wood? Does your nose grow when you lie? Do you have strings?
  • edited March 2011
    yes
  • edited March 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    ..oh i guess i'm not a real girl.

    I bet you'd love to see my face right now.
    It's not often that I blush...

    All these years on the forum and I never realised that you were a girl.
    Damn you, Internet with your anonymity!
    1000 apologies.
  • edited March 2011
    :p don't worry about it.
  • edited March 2011
    I'm re-reading your posts as we speak and it all seems to make sense now. :p
  • edited March 2011
    A lot of people bring up the date paying thing, and here's the answer. If a woman offers to pay, let her pay. It's that simple, if you refuse to let her pay anything she will feel dependent. Most of the time when a woman offers to pay, it's to show they can, and denying that would damage her pride just to save your own. If she doesn't offer, then pay, that's how it works.
  • edited March 2011
    Are you a woman? (Before I make the same mistake.)
  • edited March 2011
    It can kiss my ass too. In fact, I've decided I want to be a lone, and just avoid women so that they don't depress me any more. And when I retire I can retire any place in the world I feel like, no seeds planted anywhere, no roots anchoring me down.
  • edited March 2011
    I would've thought that whoevers idea it was to go on the date should pay for it. If it was the man who asked the woman then the man should pay, and if it was the woman who asked the man then the woman should pay.
  • edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    It can kiss my ass too. In fact, I've decided I want to be a lone, and just avoid women so that they don't depress me any more. And when I retire I can retire any place in the world I feel like, no seeds planted anywhere, no roots anchoring me down.

    Wait, why would you want to cut yourself off from half the world's population? Not wanting to seek a relationship is one thing, but avoiding women? That's kind of sad.
  • edited March 2011
    See what you did, Tope.
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