Name: Tom Pravetz
Occupation: God
Qualifications: All of them
Why I deserve this job: Why do you deserve to live?
I suppose those are good qualifications.
Actually, just go to the first page of this thread and MST the practice fic that RingmasterJ5 put up and send it to him along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.
I feel I should note, I've pretty much become a permanent cast member, I'll be playing the part of Mike. Or at least, Mike if Joel was still on there too.
Actually, just go to the first page of this thread and MST the practice fic that RingmasterJ5 put up and send it to him along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.
I don't do predetermined funny. I shout out the first thing in my head without giving it a moments thought. That's why 25% of people find me genius, 25% find me awful, and 50% think that I have my moments. Truth.
I don't do predetermined funny. I shout out the first thing in my head without giving it a moments thought. That's why 25% of people find me genius, 25% find me awful, and 50% think that I have my moments. Truth.
Well, that's basically what we do. For that fic, you just read it and write down what pops into your mind as you do so, in the form of comments. We just want to see what your style is and "My Immortal" is sufficiently bad to give you plenty of good material for riffing.
And then, we also need to know what fandoms you'd be alright with for commenting on.
After that one, it's just everyone on the same google.docs document, saying whatever comes first to their minds.
You don't know my style? Let me sum it up for you. I am a slighty-to-moderately insane, egotistical, narcissistic bastard with no regard for the well-being or happiness of others with an incessant love for cookie. I would describe my style as a mix of Colbert (the naive egomaniac), Cookie Monster (the love for cookies and brilliant silliness), John Cleese (the silly straight man), and Hitler (the evil dictator). Want to /really/ get to know my style? Play L4D with me.
You don't know my style? Let me sum it up for you. I am a slighty-to-moderately insane, egotistical, narcissistic bastard with no regard for the well-being or happiness of others with an incessant love for cookie. I would describe my style as a mix of Colbert (the naive egomaniac), Cookie Monster (the love for cookies and brilliant silliness), John Cleese (the silly straight man), and Hitler (the evil dictator). Want to /really/ get to know my style? Play L4D with me.
But I don't even OWN Left 4 Dead! Though, I do know your style, I've seen it enough. You'd be great at this.
But, having said that, those are the rules. We all had to read the damn thing, it's only fair that you go melt your brain as well. Also, we could do with a laugh once and awhile that we didn't have to organize ourselves. I suppose in that sense it's also a test of your endurance. Just know, that as bad as that fic is...there are worse. Far worse. And we have to read all of them.
It's the TFT3K MEGA-UPDATE! The rest of It's My Life! A chapter of Teen Fortress 2! A horrible Sam and Max/Sonic crossover with special guest Lattsam! A HUGE MST of a horrible Invader Zim fanfic author's ENTIRE work! Two more MSTs to come VERY soon(Tomorrow)!
Rereading my work, I feel I must drop out. I can't do that type of funny. I can't sit and think of funny. So. Thanks for the opportunity, and I'll see ya later.
Rereading my work, I feel I must drop out. I can't do that type of funny. I can't sit and think of funny. So. Thanks for the opportunity, and I'll see ya later.
We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.
We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.
We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.
Right. I didn't mean it like that. I just can't sit and think "Okay. Gotta say funny things about this piece." Not that it's a bad thing. I wish I could! :P I am just horribly unfunny when I try.
Right. I didn't mean it like that. I just can't sit and think "Okay. Gotta say funny things about this piece." Not that it's a bad thing. I wish I could! :P I am just horribly unfunny when I try.
Again, you DO NOT have to be funny. Just write whatever comes to mind naturally.
Hmmm. I would like to see you finish Imma Wiserd. I know the first chapter (or the whole fic for that matter) is downright terrible. But if you MST'd the whole of that Portal one, then I don't see why not doing this one.
Also, I'll send my attempt at an MST soon. It may not be as good as anything you've all done, but it will be fun to try.
Bad News: MightyPirateTM's computer is having technical issues, which means that until this problem is fixed, TFT3K Will be on hiatus for a short period of time. We may still get something done, but production will be slowed down.
Bad News: MightyPirateTM's computer is having technical issues, which means that until this problem is fixed, TFT3K Will be on hiatus for a short period of time. We may still get something done, but production will be slowed down.
Yeah, it's me. To pass the time while I wait for new "episodes", I've made my very own Total Drama Island-themed parody fic that makes fun of the types of fanfics that TFT3K makes fun of! Appropriately enough, it's called "How Not To Write A Total Drama Fic"!
Spelling errors? They're in there (or should that be written "there in their")? Bad grammar? Yes, it is. Plot holes and bad writing? You bet!
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Name: Tom Pravetz
Occupation: God
Qualifications: All of them
Why I deserve this job: Why do you deserve to live?
I suppose those are good qualifications.
Actually, just go to the first page of this thread and MST the practice fic that RingmasterJ5 put up and send it to him along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.
I don't do predetermined funny. I shout out the first thing in my head without giving it a moments thought. That's why 25% of people find me genius, 25% find me awful, and 50% think that I have my moments. Truth.
Well, that's basically what we do. For that fic, you just read it and write down what pops into your mind as you do so, in the form of comments. We just want to see what your style is and "My Immortal" is sufficiently bad to give you plenty of good material for riffing.
And then, we also need to know what fandoms you'd be alright with for commenting on.
After that one, it's just everyone on the same google.docs document, saying whatever comes first to their minds.
You don't know my style? Let me sum it up for you. I am a slighty-to-moderately insane, egotistical, narcissistic bastard with no regard for the well-being or happiness of others with an incessant love for cookie. I would describe my style as a mix of Colbert (the naive egomaniac), Cookie Monster (the love for cookies and brilliant silliness), John Cleese (the silly straight man), and Hitler (the evil dictator). Want to /really/ get to know my style? Play L4D with me.
But I don't even OWN Left 4 Dead! Though, I do know your style, I've seen it enough. You'd be great at this.
But, having said that, those are the rules. We all had to read the damn thing, it's only fair that you go melt your brain as well. Also, we could do with a laugh once and awhile that we didn't have to organize ourselves. I suppose in that sense it's also a test of your endurance. Just know, that as bad as that fic is...there are worse. Far worse. And we have to read all of them.
Rules? RULES?! You know what I'm gonna do to your stinkin' rules?! Huh? Doya? Punk! I'm gonna follow them! How do you like them apples, girl?!
I like apples! Especially in pie. Mmmm....pie....
Oh great! Now I'm going to have to spend my evening baking. Thanks a bunch!
Just read the first line. I'm not going to come out of this the same, am I?
Watch this for your answer.
If you're lucky, you'll come out insane. If not...well, we have to resurrect Strongbrush1 an average of three times a session...
Well, exCUUUSE me, Alcore!
Well, send your MST of that chapter to me in a PM, along with fandoms that you'd like to MST something for.
We don't do that. We write the first thing that comes to our minds, no matter how unfunny, disturbing, or strange it may be. You still have a shot at it.
And most of it consists of disturbing.
Right. I didn't mean it like that. I just can't sit and think "Okay. Gotta say funny things about this piece." Not that it's a bad thing. I wish I could! :P I am just horribly unfunny when I try.
Again, you DO NOT have to be funny. Just write whatever comes to mind naturally.
I tend to write deaths for right after a character does something stupid.
I make lame puns and obscure references to things. Which, shockingly enough, is what I do normally!
Well, that and dying repeatedly, but that's another story.
Also added "Teen Fortress 2: Autocorrected"
I take back what I said about not doing the Autocorrected version. This thing is hilarious.
I especially love the author's note where they go on and on about including porno in the fic, which I guess was the autocorrected "Piro".
Please vote on which of the Harry Potter fics you want us to finish MSTing.
Also, I'll send my attempt at an MST soon. It may not be as good as anything you've all done, but it will be fun to try.
Actually, it's fixed now.
I didn't even know there was a crisis...
Yes. Crisis successfully averted.
Spelling errors? They're in there (or should that be written "there in their")? Bad grammar? Yes, it is. Plot holes and bad writing? You bet!
Read at your own risk...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7286129/1/How_Not_To_Write_A_Total_Drama_Fic
By the way, I want to ask a question... is it okay if we riff on "Toons Vs. Abyss" by Justin Lawson in a future installment?
Enjoy everyone. ENJOY. MWAHAHAHAHAHA