TFT3K: Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000

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  • edited September 2011
    Cleaned up the Upcoming MSTs list.
  • edited October 2011
    Of course. I remember to post this everywhere BUT here.

    "Sue Mary Part One" has been replaced by "Author MST: Sue Mary". Seriously, go read it. The entire thing. Now.
  • edited October 2011
    The first post has been updated with a new fic.
  • edited October 2011
    "Sue Mary" is back with an all new heartwarming and brain bleach requiring story: Sheldon Cooper's Big Bang! ;)

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7477350/1/Shelton_Coopers_Big_Bang

    Here is a sample quote:

    "Penny is wake up 9 mouths later uninsured amd missing of kidney. The babys is eat the internal guts of the momther for nootreeance, so this much normal, Sheldon telled her."
  • edited October 2011
    "Sue Mary" is back with an all new heartwarming and brain bleach requiring story: Sheldon Cooper's Big Bang! ;)

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7477350/1/Shelton_Coopers_Big_Bang

    Here is a sample quote:

    "Penny is wake up 9 mouths later uninsured amd missing of kidney. The babys is eat the internal guts of the momther for nootreeance, so this much normal, Sheldon telled her."

    Good thing I got some fresh brains just in yesterday. They'll make very potent bleach.
  • edited October 2011
    Sooper Seekrit UPDAT form Seu Murray!

    HI BOYS AND GIRLS AND FRENDZ THIS IBS SUE MARY browing Isane Guy off Doome account to tells u bout the noo story im working on:

    THE HANGOVER PART II: RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

    Commingling soon! :cool:
  • edited October 2011
    I am so excited, I can hardly wait!
  • edited October 2011
    Freaking awesome!
  • edited October 2011
    Its' here: the biggest Sue Mary adventure yet.

    A tale of friendship, strength against prejudice, relationships with older women, and drugs and beer.

    The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7500369/1/The_Hangover_PartII_Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes
  • edited October 2011
    I've found a very interesting MarissaTheWriter imitator, her/his name is aiizgradouz and s/he's written an extremely indecipherable Portal story that contains a cameo by Skepkitty, 29P-like endings, and even the the title of that fic.
  • edited October 2011
    I've found a very interesting MarissaTheWriter imitator, her/his name is aiizgradouz and s/he's written an extremely indecipherable Portal story that contains a cameo by Skepkitty, 29P-like endings, and even the the title of that fic.

    I think my badfic translator is broken. The only word I could understand was SKEPaDOS.
  • edited October 2011
    I think my badfic translator is broken. The only word I could understand was SKEPaDOS.
    I could undestand some of it. Apparently, GLaDOS sent some birds to kill everyone and they murdered the whole city, including Heavy. Then, they kidnapped Skep and loaded her into a male robot which impregnated GLaDOS, and she gave birth to SKEPaDOS, then a meteorite fell on the earth and everyone died.
  • edited November 2011
    Its' here: the biggest Sue Mary adventure yet.

    A tale of friendship, strength against prejudice, relationships with older women, and drugs and beer.

    The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7500369/1/The_Hangover_PartII_Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes

    Well, I've been proved Insane Guy of Doom and Sue Mary are the same person.
  • edited November 2011
    Dude, we proved that a long time ago.
  • edited November 2011
    Well, I've been proved Insane Guy of Doom and Sue Mary are the same person.

    Did you even read the Sue Mary TFT3K? We also proved he's a certain someone else.
  • edited November 2011
    Speaking of that, when might there be a new fanfic theater?
  • edited November 2011
    Someday in the future. The one we were working on is HUGE.
  • edited November 2011
    We're basically catching up on a backlog
  • edited November 2011
    Someday in the future. The one we were working on is HUGE.

    I am intrigued!
  • edited November 2011
    Hours of my life have been poured into this great work. You should be intrigued!
  • edited November 2011
    Well, technically, it's not a TFT3K MST.

    It's a TT and Co. MST.
  • edited November 2011
    Two new MSTs that have been already posted to Facebook/Twitter for a while have been added to the first post. Sorry they weren't up sooner, but I was busy organizing a My Little Pony community thing that exploded.
  • edited November 2011
    I know I said the next Sue Mary adventure would be "Hey Arnold: Tears of the Moon", but I watched The Kennedys in history class and was inspired. Presenting a true story of how John F. Kennedy triumphed over adversities such as time travel and an Optimus Prime sex tape to become PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    JFK's Presidential Fury:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7572852/1/
  • edited November 2011
    Yes.

    ...YES.
  • edited November 2011
    I also wrote a serious story on my main account which you may find interesting just for reading. It's the story of what really happened on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day based off some unused soundfiles in Portal 2 where Wheatley talks about how he was actually the one who killed all the scientists with deadly neurotoxin, not GLaDOS.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7570629/1/Bring_Your_Daughter_to_Work_Day

    It contains a cameo by a certain Marrissa Roberts!
  • edited November 2011
    Did you even read the Sue Mary TFT3K? We also proved he's a certain someone else.

    You say you proved, but I'm a serious skeptic when it comes to things like this.

    EDIT: And besides, the post above this "proves" just as well that he is Marrissa as I could "prove" I am her by giving a link to The Inevitable Sunset Part 3c with a Marrissa cameo and a series of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-based comic strips with the plot of ITS MY LIFE!.

    EDIT2: If you eventually do decide that I am Marrissa, my fics are also free to MST.
  • edited November 2011
    You say you proved, but I'm a serious skeptic when it comes to things like this.

    EDIT: And besides, the post above this "proves" just as well that he is Marrissa as I could "prove" I am her by giving a link to The Inevitable Sunset Part 3c with a Marrissa cameo and a series of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-based comic strips with the plot of ITS MY LIFE!.

    EDIT2: If you eventually do decide that I am Marrissa, my fics are also free to MST.

    I can prove it, pm me something to put on Marissa's profile and I will.
  • edited November 2011
    You say you proved, but I'm a serious skeptic when it comes to things like this.

    EDIT: And besides, the post above this "proves" just as well that he is Marrissa as I could "prove" I am her by giving a link to The Inevitable Sunset Part 3c with a Marrissa cameo and a series of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-based comic strips with the plot of ITS MY LIFE!.

    EDIT2: If you eventually do decide that I am Marrissa, my fics are also free to MST.

    Uh, did you read the entire MST? I told Marissa to review Oh Kami, and "she" did. Unless Insane Guy hacked your account just to post that, there's no way she can be anyone other than Insane Guy.
  • edited November 2011
    Well, technically, it's not a TFT3K MST.

    It's a TT and Co. MST.

    Not anymore. New TFT3K on the main post!
  • edited November 2011
    My goodness, Aperture Nikki is even worse than ITS MY LIFE! Which is something considering I tried to make ITS MY LIFE! as bad as possible.
  • edited November 2011
    Besides, you all know I did write a chapter in "Marrissa"'s style:
    AN OMG A TV TROPES PAGE! TAKE THAT RougeAnglesOfSatin FALMER XtremeKoolLetterz TROLLZ NOW EVEN THO MY STORY IS COMPLET NO ON CAN STOP ME FROM BECOMIN THE QUEEN OF FAN FICTION!

    PS THANKS FOR POINTIN OUT ITS TV TROPES NOT TV WORDS ILL REMBER THAT!

    center:ITS MY LIFE!

    center:POST-EPILOG: THE TV TROPES PAGE

    Hi my nick name is [=MarrissaTheWriter=] and I was writing a story called ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ITS MY LIFE! but I completid it. It was about Chells sister called Marrissa Roberts (SuspiciouslySpecificDenial AN THATS JUST A COINCEDENCE) who has speshul powers and is praganeant with Wheetlys robot ball-humon baby. She was doing tests in portal labs with that other gurl Chell who was brane damaged but she eventually died. GLaDOS in the meen time was being a dumb goth emo who was constantly listening to Avril Lavinge and My Kemical Romace music and cutting herself and attempting sewisidsing.

    After three chappers I was bored with that and intoduced a xillion of new charaters and cameos from other Valve games and other well-noun games and movees. The zomboys from Resident Evil and Dead Space were ther and everyone liked it. There were also Team Fortress 2 but they were replaced with evil twins called Teen Fortress 2 and they were more meen. (The story TEEN FORTESS 2 is coming soon I hope you reed it!)

    The story later induced elements sush as Andork Hell, Gabe (and Cave) Jonson, time travel (BTW I KNOW HOW TO RITE TIME TRAVEL SO DONT TELL ME I DONT!) and such. It all turned out really epic and entense but boron to write about so I made Assirram Strebor who was Marrissas evil clown and they participated in a showdown throdown and everything ended with a credit song lick Still Alife and Want You Gone.

    Ther is an DramaticReading audio book for peoples who are blind and cant reed it made by Cat Not Bounty and a fan comic SweetBroAndHellaJeff Sweet Cheel and Hella Marrissa made by some buziness guy I cant rember it sorry!

    Also there, but I cant find it anywhere is a machinima empolying the perviously mentioned reeding and an animation but anons announsed it and theres no way to chek if they made it or not so...

    Ill not detail it more just [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7037708/1/ITS_MY_LIFE[/url] go reed it!

    AN SORRY FOR YOU GUYS NEVER GIVING TEEN FORTRESS 2 TWO YOU BU IM WORKING ON IT AND I WILL RELEES IT I PROMISE11!1 SEE YOU NECKS TIME11!!!!!

    PS SINCE THIS IS A TV TROPES PAGE I NEED TO LIST SOME TROPES AND THEY TELL THERE IS NO STORY WITHOWT TROPES SO:

    *SO ONE WOULD BE JumpingTheShark JUMPIN THE SHARK BECAUSE A REVIEWER POINTED IT OUT
    *AND ALSO PROBABLY DrugsAreBad DRUGS ARE BAD WHEETLY NEW FROM ME

    AND PLEASE DONT ADD MarySue MARRY SUE TO THE LIST I CLEARLY POINTED OUT IN THE STORY THAT SHE ISNT ONE! EVEN THE WEBSITE IS TELLING YOU TO DO SO ITS A YMMV TROPE SO!
  • edited November 2011
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    For a short time the Sue Mary page on TVTropes listed that not only were Sue Mary and MarrissaTheWriter the same person, but it was Insane Guy of Doom.

    The person who added this...

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    WAS YOU, ASBusinessMagnet!
  • edited November 2011
    Wait...What if ASBusinessMagnet and Mr. Doom...

    ...ARE THE SAME PERSON!

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  • edited November 2011
    Nope, that trick only works once. We're separate.
  • edited November 2011
    Aw...I was going to work up to everyone on this forum, including myself, is actually you, Mr. Doom.
  • edited December 2011
    I could always try to continue upon Marrissa's legacy.
    AN SO NOV I WAZ TOO BUZY REEDING THRU BILLEON OF MY STORIES GETTONG MESTED SO I COLDNT WRITE THE THRID STORY BUT FINALLE HERE IT IS! AND MORE EENANE PLOT TWISTS ARE TO INCOR!Ą
    PORTOL THE 4TH MILLENNIA

    CHAPTPER 1: MEET THE BUSINESS MAN

    Hy my name is Principal Business Man and I am in control of this AWESUM Portal Hi School which is never boron and always someting is happening. Foe example a guy from British named Sean Kizzy Neseta Roberts (AN NO RELATION TO MARRISSA WHEETLIES WIFE ROBERTS) called me and sed that he just cant get me storees becoz there so nonsencecal boot lick everybony else says there cool so I ingored him and went on to be the princepal.

    ...

    On another hand, I want to be serious with my fics.

    EDIT:
    Remolay wrote: »
    For a short time the Sue Mary page on TVTropes listed that not only were Sue Mary and MarrissaTheWriter the same person, but it was Insane Guy of Doom.

    The person who added this...

    WAS YOU, ASBusinessMagnet!

    That was because I wasn't just going to take your word for the fact that MarissaTheWriter and Sue Mary are the same person, and went through the trouble of checking that you are 100% serious, and once I had that figured out I wanted to have the truth published so that everyone could know for sure.
  • edited December 2011
    This isn't a TFT3K post, but...I have started an Invader Zim fanwar, anyone want to join my army? You don't have to do anything if you don't want to, just having more members than the other side helps.
  • edited December 2011
    And I forgot to say, cue me "lithuanianing" on every step of the way and a "werdass gril with pink hare witch was lick GLaDOS bu less so then Caroloin" appearing out of nowhere.
  • edited December 2011
    This isn't a TFT3K post, but...I have started an Invader Zim fanwar, anyone want to join my army? You don't have to do anything if you don't want to, just having more members than the other side helps.

    I think we'd do better to be the underdogs in this particular instance.
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