"Chaptar 2" is up, which is actually chapter 3, which is actually chapter 4. Marrissa is not good with counting.
Heh. "Thunderpants". I bet Gale doesn't like being called that!
Making a POV for Wheatley in a MarissaTheWriter fic is easy. Just write like she normally would, then use "bloody" and/or "sodding" for every other word!
Heh. "Thunderpants". I bet Gale doesn't like being called that!
Making a POV for Wheatley in a MarissaTheWriter fic is easy. Just write like she normally would, then use "bloody" and/or "sodding" for every other word!
And omit any and all "g"s in "ing" endings, up to "sing" and "sting".
It features a INTENSE ACKSHUN BATTLE SEEN and the RETARN OF SUM OLD FRENDS an EVEEN MORE SHOKIN NEW CHARS and as requested by Lattsam, the debut of Frank15.
It features a INTENSE ACKSHUN BATTLE SEEN and the RETARN OF SUM OLD FRENDS an EVEEN MORE SHOKIN NEW CHARS and as requested by Lattsam, the debut of Frank15.
As well as the Men in Black, who in a famous Human Centipede fanfic "ated a watermelon that was filled with fried chicken"! (Imma Wiserd, anyone?)
Sorry to double post, but here's what may be the strangest trollfic chapter I've ever written! The Marrissa Games chapter five (actually chapter 7), which brings yet another series into the ITS MY LIFE! continuity. Its also a lot longer than its predecessors.
Next J an K put on sort shorts that was sooo tiny they was almos like panteys an crop tops an thongs an flipe flops but kept tere glazes. Now they locked like reglar tennagers and cold be undercober loachasun Teen Fortress 2. K started to go into school but eh herd.
“SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QAKE IT ROLL IT A ROUND!” J sung an dance an shake butt all jiggly wiggly. “J stop foolin round we need to find Teen Fortress 3.” K deadpanned so J stoped but frown. “U never let me haf any fun =(”
Sorry to double post, but here's what may be the strangest trollfic chapter I've ever written! The Marrissa Games chapter five (actually chapter 7), which brings yet another series into the ITS MY LIFE! continuity. Its also a lot longer than its predecessors.
So, naturally, my first thought was, "Gee, wouldn't it be interesting if ... ?"
Hah.
Also, sorry for the large delay, but we should start to write a new one tomorrow night. And, this is going to be a really interesting riff. A REALLY interesting one.
I just found one of the most amazing fanfics ever on Topless Robot. It's a Batman fic called "Girl Wonder's Life Story". I call it, "Batman My Immortal". We MUST MST it, here are some choice lines:
When she was about 15 days old she taught herself how to walk, when she was 20 days old she taught herself how to fight, when she was 25 days old she taught herself how to talk....
When she was about 3 months she got bitten In the back, side, and stomach by a extinct tiger.
After that Sam changed into the costume and put a utility belt on and left the house. She found out where the Bat-cave was and went and stole some explosives, a grappling hook and Birdarangs.
Then one day, 'The Hood' came back and kidnapped her, beating her really badly.
After she was kidnapped the first time 3 of the hood members decided they were no longer hood members and were from then on under cover there. Their Names were Jack, Jimmy, and Timmy. Jimmy and Timmy were twins, Jimmy had the power of fire, although there were complications like, his whole body was just... Fire and Timmy was the same, but with Water, Jack on the other hand, was ice, whole body was made from ice.
Batman had a hard time trying to find her but when he did he was walking up to the building and it blew up.
They both looked into each others eyes and looked away blushing. They both looked back at each other and Sam blushed even more "I-I think I like you." Dick looked at Sam and brushed some hair out of her face "I think I like you too."
Super good news! I finally have an Archive of Our Own account! I'll try and get all the old MarrissaTheWriter and Sue Mary stories put up, most of the original documents are gone thanks to my laptop dying though.
I will say, its much easier to format documents on fanfiction.net.
The next chapter should be coming soon as well, and will have a, well I don't want to spoil it too much, but I hope it will go down as one of the weirdest scenes I've ever done. iGet an Enema level weird.
hey check it out I'm working on something that is a) big and b) related to Marrissa
As Curiosity Snow said, it would be too dangerous and someone that is not me should condense it into a tourist's guide to be spread across other universes. HEY CHECK IT OUT HERE'S A COOL UNIVERSE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO IT.
How to tell [a powerful human] apart: They're a complete Mary Sue. Absolutely everyone adores them, they immediately get a busty chest (because the needle only affects females), like, everything will turn out in their favor and if you turn out to be in their way, you will die.
[The Cherub Trollz] have only the ability to hate, hate and again hate, except for one named Calilope or Cantaloupe, but she tries to disguise herself as an alien with candy corn horns and grey skin so why am I talking about her in the cherub troll section.
Nevertheless, the myth goes that there was a Mary Sue, Gloria Deschanel or Gloria the Second Coming of Christ, who befriended and converted an Irken named Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, while a human named Dib was revealed to be the Antichrist.
As far back as 1985 foreign contamination was detected from time travel. This caused some humans to mutate into falmer trollz, which differed from the former with the proper spelling and grammar and intense hate for humans.
However, all changed with a falmer troll girl, Dork Jewel, who in 2100 accidentally overdosed steroids and became the first cherub troll. She then founded a group, Critics United, which started annually taking twenty-four people from the non-falmer world and having them participate in a fight to death in a closed and supervised but expansive arena, an event nicknamed "The Hunger Games".
Also, I've found an amazing(ly bad) film and "annotated MST" of if. Called "Food Fight!" It stars Charlie Sheen as a dog who lives in a supermarket and fights paper-thin Nazi analogues (They even send "undesirable" food mascots to "extermination stations"). The motion capture animation makes everyone (especially Christopher Lloyd's character, "Mr. Clipboard") look like they're having constant seizures, and the apparently little kid oriented movie is full of sex jokes and racist caricatures. Here's a link to the first part of the MST:
Hello Imma Skepness Man connoiseur of multiple fandoms and the author of Portal: The Fourth-World, Įstrigę of the Learned and The Haunted Herbert wanna give an interview?
Once I was outside I was amazed by the colors of the buildings and people and things and mockingjays [...]
- artifiocularGambler [AG] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] -
AG: Meanie Pixies, I immediately demand your glu88ing attention!
AG: The Earth has 8een ravaged 8y the Red Miles and you're probably in trouble!
"Oh Aranna contacted us on this phone but it's off." Skepness Man took the phone and it magically turned off in his hand.
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE" Skepness Man shouted but then someone angry came to us it was... Principal Business Man! "There shall be no shouting in my school! I want you to sit detention" he said going away with Skepness Man so we were left alone.
Sentinel Crane began counting "ten nine something something one now go kill each other."
That Garfield story lattsam reviewed by himself was awful. Characters were out of character throughout. For some reason they keep referring to Jon as John Arbuckle, Garfield's girlfriend is not some actress, his girlfriend is a pink cat named Arlene. Ugh what's next? Will Nermal be shown as being an evil genius who wants to take over the world? This fanfiction is just awful. Garfield is a fat lazy cat who eats food, sleeps, is sarcastic and pulls pranks. Garfield uses his brain and smarts to get out of problems, my example being Garfield and Friends and Garfield Quickies from Garfield and Friends.
In one Quickie, Jon tries to get Garfield to race him by taunting him but it backfires when Garfield tricks him by making it look like hes getting ready to race then when Jon runs out the door Garfield locks Jon out. So how does he turn into a cat who uses guns,is fast,uses trucks? Odie is a dog who is friendly, is stupid although has his moments of being smart when he manages to trick Jon and Garfield again from one of the Garfield Quickies. But here Odie can talk,is smart,is evil, and revenge driven for no reason at all.
That Garfield story lattsam did by himself was awful. Characters were out of character throughout. For some reason they keep referring to Jon as John Arbuckle, Garfield's girlfriend is not some actress, his girlfriend is a pink cat named Arlene. Ugh what's next? Will Nermal be shown as being an evil genius who wants to take over the world? This fanfiction is just awful. Garfield is a fat lazy cat who eats food, sleeps, is sarcastic and pulls pranks. Garfield uses his brain and smarts to get out of problems, my example being Garfield and Friends and Garfield Quickies from Garfield and Friends.
In one Quickie, Jon tries to get Garfield to race him by taunting him but it backfires when Garfield tricks him by making it look like hes getting ready to race then when Jon runs out the door Garfield locks Jon out. So how does he turn into a cat who uses guns,is fast,uses trucks? Odie is a dog who is friendly, is stupid although has his moments of being smart when he manages to trick Jon and Garfield again from one of the Garfield Quickies. But here Odie can talk,is smart,is evil, and revenge driven for no reason at all.
All I can say is this story is shit.
And when you say "That Garfield story lattsam did all by himself", I hope you meant "That Garfield story lattsam reviewed all by himself" because I didn't write this thing.
Oh, by the way, Peter Chimaera put up another fanfic. This one's about Cowboy Bebop... or rather, Bebop from the Ninja Turtles series as a cowboy.
And when you say "That Garfield story lattsam did all by himself", I hope you meant "That Garfield story lattsam reviewed all by himself" because I didn't write this thing.
Oh, by the way, Peter Chimaera put up another fanfic. This one's about Cowboy Bebop... or rather, Bebop from the Ninja Turtles series as a cowboy.
Another thing about the Garfield fanfiction is that we have seen Garfield can be brought into different genres. We've seen Garfield done in a noir setting and that was done well because it kept Garfield's personality and the other characters personality in it. Something the writer of Garfield first blood clearing missed instead making the characters look like something from a Cod game or some serious shooter.
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zj3Kj9SpDO5Al7p4vL-xv54v_17bs-MOpp6E9TB0upY/edit
"Chaptar 2" is up, which is actually chapter 3, which is actually chapter 4. Marrissa is not good with counting.
Heh. "Thunderpants". I bet Gale doesn't like being called that!
Making a POV for Wheatley in a MarissaTheWriter fic is easy. Just write like she normally would, then use "bloody" and/or "sodding" for every other word!
And omit any and all "g"s in "ing" endings, up to "sing" and "sting".
http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/26328936330/the-marrissa-games-chaptre-3-old-frends-an-new-enemys
It features a INTENSE ACKSHUN BATTLE SEEN and the RETARN OF SUM OLD FRENDS an EVEEN MORE SHOKIN NEW CHARS and as requested by Lattsam, the debut of Frank15.
As well as the Men in Black, who in a famous Human Centipede fanfic "ated a watermelon that was filled with fried chicken"! (Imma Wiserd, anyone?)
http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/26697979376/the-marrissa-games-chapter-fore-gettin-down-to
Marrissa will fece her greatest peral ever wen TWO JERKS PROOV THEY CONT BE TRUSTED an a spesal gest star!
http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/26826800860/the-marrissa-games-chater-4five-j-an-ks-wubulos
Here's a little excerpt:
That "Booty Quake" song should be the theme music for my MarrissaTheWriter dramatic readings!
So, naturally, my first thought was, "Gee, wouldn't it be interesting if ... ?"
Hah.
Also, sorry for the large delay, but we should start to write a new one tomorrow night. And, this is going to be a really interesting riff. A REALLY interesting one.
I will say, its much easier to format documents on fanfiction.net.
EDIT: Reposted in all its glory: ITS MY LIFE!
Chapter, I forget, of the Marrissa Games is finally up! Look for some cameo appearances by TTFT3K members.
The next chapter should be coming soon as well, and will have a, well I don't want to spoil it too much, but I hope it will go down as one of the weirdest scenes I've ever done. iGet an Enema level weird.
Then again, who am I kidding that isn't weird at all.
Trust me, what I have planned next will put Rattmann's balls of steel to shame.
Update: There's a new chapter up, however it doesn't have the "ultimate scene" I've been alluding to. I've pushed it back to the next one.
LOL! Some tracker jackers are poisonosu even if you look at them at their eyes!
(Author's note: im not sure if this true or not but it s part of tht story!)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16BotBQzqMoYjoVyBmeW4vshen-WhTadX_XwomXTyLCw/edit#
Also, I've found an amazing(ly bad) film and "annotated MST" of if. Called "Food Fight!" It stars Charlie Sheen as a dog who lives in a supermarket and fights paper-thin Nazi analogues (They even send "undesirable" food mascots to "extermination stations"). The motion capture animation makes everyone (especially Christopher Lloyd's character, "Mr. Clipboard") look like they're having constant seizures, and the apparently little kid oriented movie is full of sex jokes and racist caricatures. Here's a link to the first part of the MST:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKpN6rt1XA
In one Quickie, Jon tries to get Garfield to race him by taunting him but it backfires when Garfield tricks him by making it look like hes getting ready to race then when Jon runs out the door Garfield locks Jon out. So how does he turn into a cat who uses guns,is fast,uses trucks? Odie is a dog who is friendly, is stupid although has his moments of being smart when he manages to trick Jon and Garfield again from one of the Garfield Quickies. But here Odie can talk,is smart,is evil, and revenge driven for no reason at all.
All I can say is this story is shit.
And when you say "That Garfield story lattsam did all by himself", I hope you meant "That Garfield story lattsam reviewed all by himself" because I didn't write this thing.
Oh, by the way, Peter Chimaera put up another fanfic. This one's about Cowboy Bebop... or rather, Bebop from the Ninja Turtles series as a cowboy.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9465169/1/Cowboy-Bebop
I meant the one you reviewed yourself.
This is the only way to facepalm now.
So, is this project pretty much dead, or is there some way for us to make a comeback?