TFT3K: Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000

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  • edited September 2011
    Marrissa just uploaded the final chapter of Teen Fortress 2. It's not as insane as some of the others (I'm looking at you Harry "Wheatly" Potter), but does have some beyond the impossible moments including the most outlandish cameos yet: Hulk Hogan and Strong Bad.

    And... all of TFT3K. I was specifically "punched in the feces".
  • edited September 2011
    And... all of TFT3K. I was specifically "punched in the feces".

    Fantastique! We got a mention! I've never been so proud! *sniff*

    We had some good times, Marissa, and dare I say it? I'll miss you.

    Edit: I went and reviewed the fic, finally. Just to let dear old Marissa how much I enjoyed our ignominious execution. It really was that great.
  • edited September 2011
    Well, what can I say? Marrissa does know a lot about feces, doesn't she?
  • edited September 2011
    Updated TeenF2: Autocorrected with the 10th and final chapter! BTW, I also commented on the last chapter of TeenF2.
  • edited September 2011
    Just wanted to thank everyone here for reading my horrendous fan-fiction. I feel great that some people could get some entertainment out of it. : )
  • edited September 2011
    Just wanted to thank everyone here for reading my horrendous fan-fiction. I feel great that some people could get some entertainment out of it. : )

    Ooh! Ooh! Which one did you write?
  • edited September 2011
    Just wanted to thank everyone here for reading my horrendous fan-fiction. I feel great that some people could get some entertainment out of it. : )
    Are you MarissaTheWriter?
  • edited September 2011
    Ooh! Ooh! Which one did you write?

    I'm sorry, but I can't reveal that. It would ruin the magic. : )
  • edited September 2011
    I'm sorry, but I can't reveal that. It would ruin the magic. : )

    So it's one of the My Little Pony ones?
  • edited September 2011
    Whoever he/she is, that person definitely must want some attention...
  • edited September 2011
    I'm sorry, but I can't reveal that. It would ruin the magic. : )

    Can you at least tell the riffers? Like, in PM. I promise I won't tell.
  • edited September 2011
    I'm sorry, but I can't reveal that. It would ruin the magic. : )

    Aww...spoilsport! :p

    Oh well, I guess I'll just have to guess that you're probably Marrissa, since there's been the most commotion about those fics lately.

    And if you are, I gotta say, I really quite enjoyed riffing on those fics. They were quite entertaining. If you weren't, well, I do love a good badfic, as paradoxial as that may seem. And we tend to only choose the best of the worst of the worst. Or something like that.
  • edited September 2011
    I can confirm it's not Marrissa (don't ask me how for the same reasons horrible writer said).
  • edited September 2011
    And considering you're another new member joining in the last week vouching for the other new member, that means it probably is Marrissa! ;)
  • edited September 2011
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    And considering you're another new member joining in the last week vouching for the other new member, that means it probably is Marrissa! ;)

    But I joined before him/her, also Marrissa just updated her profile:
    AN IMPORTON UPDATEL:

    TEEN FOTRESS 2 IS NOW DONED! =D

    I THINK ILL TAKE A BRAKE FROM WRITIN BUT MAYBE NOT IF I GET A IDEEA

    BIGGER UPDATE:

    SOM JERK CALL "HORRIBAL RITER" IS TAKIN CREDIT FOR MY STORYS! WELL HES NOT ME!

    The emphasis is mine.
  • edited September 2011
    So... You're Marissa?
  • edited September 2011
    This means that Marrissa is here...somewhere in this very thread. IT'S YOU!

    -looks around carefully to see who is shocked-

    Damn. That always works in those cheesy murder mystery shows. Well, I'm out of ideas.
  • edited September 2011
    Well Marrissa did put you in Teen Fortress 2, so its safe to say she's been to this thread at least once before.
  • edited September 2011
    Here's my dramatic reading of TeenF2's first chapter. http://www.4shared.com/audio/0QSL6wgJ/icantundestandwhatimsayingslow.html
  • edited September 2011
    Well Marrissa did put you in Teen Fortress 2, so its safe to say she's been to this thread at least once before.
    Hmm, some days ago you requested a Homestar Runner fic, and Marissa put Strong Bad in the last chapter. Coincidence? I think not.
  • edited September 2011
    And... all of TFT3K. I was specifically "punched in the feces".

    By no one other than me. :confused:

    And in the middle of the fic I start talking in a language called "OOC", even though I don't know such language at all.
  • edited September 2011
    By no one other than me. :confused:

    And in the middle of the fic I start talking in a language called "OOC", even though I don't know such language at all.

    Ah...the power of fanfiction!
  • edited September 2011
    By no one other than me. :confused:

    And in the middle of the fic I start talking in a language called "OOC", even though I don't know such language at all.
    Why did you only mention Ringmaster and Alcore?
  • edited September 2011
    Why did you only mention Ringmaster and Alcore?

    Ringmaster's the leader and I'm the girl! It makes perfect sense to me!
  • edited September 2011
    Ringmaster's the leader and I'm the girl! It makes perfect sense to me!
    I was the second one to join TFT3K.
  • edited September 2011
    Why did you only mention Ringmaster and Alcore?

    Alcore isn't mentioned, only "Ring Master" and "Skep" who is probably meant to be Skepkitty of The Half World Blog.
  • edited September 2011
    Alcore isn't mentioned, only "Ring Master" and "Skep" who is probably meant to be Skepkitty of The Half World Blog.

    No, he means on the TVTropes Characters page.
  • edited September 2011
    I was the second one to join TFT3K.

    But you aren't a girl.
  • edited September 2011
    But you aren't a girl.
    Let's end this :P
  • edited September 2011
    Let's end this :P

    B-but I like being a girl!
  • edited September 2011
    B-but I like being a girl!

    I think he meant end the DISCUSSION.
  • edited September 2011
    Let's end this :P
    I'm can't let you do that, StarFox. At least not until I make a Power Rangers RPM reference

    Ringmaster's the leader
    Strongbrush is Captain Obvious
    Remolay's the clown
    and Alcoremortis, well, She's the girl.
    What are you supposed to be?
  • edited September 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    I'm can't let you do that, StarFox. At least not until I make a Power Rangers RPM reference

    Ringmaster's the leader
    Strongbrush is Captain Obvious
    Remolay's the clown
    and Alcoremortis, well, She's the girl.
    What are you supposed to be?
    The sidekick/comic relief. :D
  • edited September 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    I'm can't let you do that, StarFox. At least not until I make a Power Rangers RPM reference

    Ringmaster's the leader
    Strongbrush is Captain Obvious
    Remolay's the clown
    and Alcoremortis, well, She's the girl.
    What are you supposed to be?
    The one that comes up with backstories?
  • edited September 2011
    I found a better Homestar Runner story, it's called "Homestar Thunder Thighs" and it appears to be about Homestar eating a lot of junkfood and then getting fat. Then "Boobs" rapes him. I think...

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7373921/1/Homestar_Thunder_Thighs

    The author, "Sue Mary" has written 19 other stories for a ridiculously wide range of topics spanning Ed, Edd n' Eddy, to Twilight, to Harry Potter, to Arthur, to The Silence of the Lambs to The Epic of Gilgamesh for goodness sake (he fights a Big Daddy in that one)!
  • edited September 2011
    I really want to read the fic where Gilgamesh fights a Big Daddy. That sounds like possibly the most epic thing that has ever happened to fanfiction. The only possible contender that I can think of off of the top of my head would be Beowulf vs. the Aliens from Alien.
  • edited September 2011
    I really want to read the fic where Gilgamesh fights a Big Daddy. That sounds like possibly the most epic thing that has ever happened to fanfiction. The only possible contender that I can think of off of the top of my head would be Beowulf vs. the Aliens from Alien.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6410750/1/Gilgamesh_Challenge_of_the_Soul

    Its called "Gilgamesh: Challenge of the Soul" its summary on fanfiction.net is simply "Gilgamesh fights a Big Daddy".
  • edited September 2011
    Then "Boobs" rapes him. I think...

    Ever heard of Homestar's Tragic Day?
  • edited September 2011
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6410750/1/Gilgamesh_Challenge_of_the_Soul

    Its called "Gilgamesh: Challenge of the Soul" its summary on fanfiction.net is simply "Gilgamesh fights a Big Daddy".

    Guys? We really need to MST this thing.
  • edited September 2011
    Another neat story worth MSTing.

    Christian Humber Reloaded. It's amazing, its horrible, its confirmed to be 100% non-trolling. The only thing is its really, really long. 100 pages in microsoft word long.

    This is the TV Tropes page on it.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ChristianHumberReloaded?from=Main.ChristianHumberReloaded
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