Allow me to cleverly put you in your place with a far superior script.
Scene: The Meeting Room. Bender, Fry and Leela are sitting around the table.
Fry: Huh. I wonder where the Professor is.
Leela: Yeah. he said he had some big announcement.
Fry: Oo! Maybe he's finally getting that hair transplant!
Bender: He said big, not stupid, stupid.
Fry: They're not mutually exclusive!
Professor Farnsworth enters
Prof: What's not mentally expensive?
Leela: Never you mind. What's the good news?
Prof: Good news? Oh yes! Good news, everyone! Some formerly talented video games company is making a bunch of games about us!
ALL: Yay!
Zoidberg leans in through a window that shouldn't be there and will in fact not be next time the camera pans past the wall
Zoidberg: Hurray! Finally Zoidberg's dream of a fish eating minigame has come true!
Fry: So what type of game is it, Professor? Another platformer?
Leela: I hope not. The last one wasn't very good.
Bender: Speak for yourself. I was very happy with the senseless mutilation and destruction of innocent creatures, heh heh.
Fry: Yeah! And I got to shoot stuff! Shooting stuff is fun and useful!
Farnsworth: Oh my, no. None of that, I'm afraid.
BENDER & FRY: Aww...
Farnsworth: No, this one's going to be a heap of adventure games!
Fry: Wait, does those make me use my brain thingy?
Bender: And I don't get to jump around and smash things?
Farnsworth: No, you have to use things with other things to make all new things! Oh, it's like a dream come true!
Fry: Aw, that's no fun at all! I wanna see stuff go kablouey!
Leela: Maybe you'll get to combine items to make a 'kablouey', whatever that is.
Fry: Aww, you always know just what to see.
Bender: Oo, oo, maybe you can combine me with a girder and I can bend it! I'm good at that!
Farnsworth: Oh now, let's not get too excited. These things have to be easy to solve so more people will buy them.
Fry: Cool! Easy stuff is more fun!
Farnsworth: Yes, it'll probably be full of puzzles like picking up that universal doohickey on the table there.
The game instructs you to pick up the 'Universal Doohickey' from the table.
Fry: Like that?
Farnsworth: Yes, I suspect that's probably as complicated as things will get.
Fry: I'm not sure I like things being THAT easy. What would I use it on?
Fatnsworth: Oh, I don't have time for your shenanigans. Try using it on someone else.
The game instructs you to use it on Zoidberg, who's now inside the room. The window has completely vanished. using the item on Zoidberg makes Fry walk up to him, hold the doohickey in his hand for a second while he ponders it, then throw it at Zoidberg's head.
Zoidberg: Ow! What was that for?
Fry: I dunno, the game made me do it.
Zoidberg: I don't like this game any more. I'm going to go and practice for my fish eating minigame.
Zoidberg makes to leave from the window, but of course it's not there. He shrugs and walks out the door instead.
Aaaaand now you need to go edit that post. The problem with things getting reposted is that I read it more carefully the second time and start finding mistakes.
heres a list of games i need to adapted or a sequel its pretty long
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The Walking Dead 2
Puzzle Agent 3
Back To The Future 2
Ghostbusters
Aliens
Predator
Halloween
Friday The 13th
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Wallace and Gromit 2
Gremlins
The Adventures of Tintin
Kick Ass
I can't be the only person who would cream their jeans if Telltale took up the torch of Gabriel Knight.
I know Jane Jensen wanted to continue the series and now TT are dealing with Roberta Williams and another old Sierra property, King's Quest, it shouldn't be that fanciful to suggest it.
If this ever happened, I would suggest spending three seasons remaking/revising the original three games before presenting a new tale in Season 4, rather than go in cold on an original adventure set after the third game.
A new Beavis & Butthead point and click adventure. Virtual Stupidity was awesome and I think Telltale could do an awesome job rebooting them.
The new season from B&B was awesome and successful and I think Mike Judge would be down with this.
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Honestly, I think it really depends on WHERE in SF you are. If you're in a rich neighborhood or a tourist area...
Aaaaand now you need to go edit that post. The problem with things getting reposted is that I read it more carefully the second time and start finding mistakes.
...and we're back on topic without even breaking the current line of conversation. And THAT'S why I'm a mod.
IGN: Possibly the worst video game ever made
Gamespot: A bombastic piece of pixelated garbage, Coolsome: The Video Game fails to live up to our expectations.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: What a shit load of fuck!
ScrewAttack: A confusing, badly programmed ass wipe of a game that leaves you with a dropped jaw and a need to vomit.
Third-person shooter/ beat ‘em up/ porno/ dance dance revolution game.
There is this fantastic comic book series I'd love them to do called Sam and Max, that sounds like a great idea
In space, no one can hear you clean.
RIPD
Hector badge of carnage 2
The Walking Dead 2
Puzzle Agent 3
Back To The Future 2
Ghostbusters
Aliens
Predator
Halloween
Friday The 13th
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Wallace and Gromit 2
Gremlins
The Adventures of Tintin
Kick Ass
*Adventure Time.
*Regular Show.
*Grim Fandango.
*Invader Zim.
*Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.
*Dexter's Laboratory.
*Fairly Odd Parents.
*Real Ghostbusters TAS.
*Addams Family TAS.
*Beetlejuice TAS.
*Friendship is Magic.
*Conkers.
*Misadventures of Flapjack.
*Neurotically Yours.
*Salad Fingers.
*Weebl n Bob.
*Spongebob.
*Nightmare Before Christmas.
*Powerpuff Girls.
*Courage te Cowardly Dog.
*Venture Brothers.
*The Maxx.
*Coraline.
*A Series of Unfortunate Events.
*Peanuts.
*Penny Arcade.
*SLG's Wonderland.
*Bubsy Bobcat (If Telltale can't fix him, nobody can).
I know Jane Jensen wanted to continue the series and now TT are dealing with Roberta Williams and another old Sierra property, King's Quest, it shouldn't be that fanciful to suggest it.
If this ever happened, I would suggest spending three seasons remaking/revising the original three games before presenting a new tale in Season 4, rather than go in cold on an original adventure set after the third game.
The new season from B&B was awesome and successful and I think Mike Judge would be down with this.