/----\--O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
|Stop it, Ehkay.|
|It looks like Ben is a compulsive liar, now.| |Ben, snap out of it!|
|...| [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Ben, snap out of it!" (o) Slap Ben
--- (o) Slap Ben
/
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-| |Fuck no, Ben.|
|Hell, no.|
|Shut the fuck up, Ben.|
|...| [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Fuck no, Ben. I don't agree with anything you've been saying recently." (o) Freeze Time with Mustache Elixir
I throw down a bottle of Mustache Elixir, made from the one and only, Kenny. (o) Examine Ben
I examine Ben, seeing that he has a chip on his jacket-thing. It says:
"Lilly 4ever! Crawford rules!"
/
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-| [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Yup. He's in definite control of Ehkay."
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: We have to bring the control chip he's wearing back to the Kenny Resistance Agency. (Team)Kenny(Always) will want to see this. (o) Freeze Time again with mustache powers (o) Extract control chip
I carefully extract the chip, and put it in my Sherlock-Holmes coat pocket.
(o) Unfreeze time [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Come on, let's go."
Ben felt a tingling sensation in his head. He dropped to his knees, clutching his head in pain. He felt more stronger and much more faster. He felt the strength of a thousand tigers. He felt rage...
Ben grabbed Lilly's head and ripped it off of her body and slammed it against a wall, crushing it.
[DETECTIVE CANY]: He created another account, since everyone hates his main one.
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Perhaps he wants the whole world to worship him, Lilly, Larry, Crawford, Oberson, etc."
(o) Walk to (Team)Kenny(Always)'s office
(now, if only teamkennyalways was here...)
The time period isn't the point. I just don't see what societal taboo people would be afraid of committing that's exclusive to naturally playing a female PC.
What you think is right to do or say in a situation is personally subjective. In the end there will be both men and women who agree and disagree with your actions.
let me just put it this way, imagine you were magically changed to the opposite sex, now try and imagine how many ways your natural behaviour would be interpreted differently and how many times you would misinterpreted other peoples behaviour, i think it would take years to get used to the differences, and you would make a lot of mistakes along the way, because you either think the way people are interacting with you is because of your gender when it's not or vise versa etc.
so like in the game if i was playing a female character and a guy was an asshole i would be thinking "is this because i am a woman, is this guy sexist?" or if the guy was nice i would be thinking "does this guy think I'm hot?" and i think a woman playing a female character would be able to make that judgement call a lot better than a man playing a female character.
also whenever i get to choose my gender in a game i chose male because i feel more connected to a make character and whenever i chose female it always feels like i am more disconnected.
anyway I'm not saying the game would suck if the protagonist was a woman and if season two is as high quality as the the first one with a female protagonist it will still just as good, I'm just saying i would prefer a male protagonist, and i would imagine women would prefer a female protagonist, and there is nothing wrong with that, just like in films, books and TV etc. people generally prefer characters of their own gender and more specifically characters like them, but in a game it is slightly different because you actually are the character.
/
\-O
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)-|
|What the?|
|BEN!| |What the fuck, Ben?|
|...Ugh.| [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "What the fuck, Ben?" (o)Take out gun
I take out my gun, quickly, and point it at Ben.
/
\
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ (o) Shoot Ben in leg
I pull the trigger to my gun, and shoot Ben so he can't run away.
/
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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ BANG! BANG! [DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "We're going to have to bring you into questioning, I'm afraid."
Question for the female players I've always wondered about, was it hard to identify with Lee since he was an opposite gender or did it make any difference at all?
(o) Shoot Ben repeatedly
/
\
( ° ʖ °)ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ BANG BANG BANG!!!
(o) Drink Mustache Elixir, Mind control Ben
/
\--I
( ° ʖ °)-()
I use the powers of the Mustache to control Ben. I make him dance like a ballerina.
Ehkay broke through the mind control by pumping more blood into Ben's brain.
Ehkay:NOW KILL HIM!
Ben slammed Cany into the ground hard and stood up before him. He moved in for the kill.
(o) Freeze time
I freeze time with the powers of the mustache. I then go over to Ben.
(o) Kick Ben in Balls repeatedly
... You know what happens.
(o) Get flamethrower and flame Ben
(o) Destroy chip
The powers of the mustache eventually wear off.
Ehkay jumped through the window with a syringe in his hand.
He jumped on to Ben's back and injected it into his neck.
The syringe had tiger blood and shark testosterone in it.
Ben screamed in pain and threw himself backwards. Ehkay lost his grip and smashed through the glass window. Glass cut into his back, piercing his skin. Ehkay fell 3 stories before he hit the grass with a dull "thud". His breathing slowly stopped and he ceased to exist.
Ben fell down to his knees once again. His arms nearly tripled in size and his muscles started to bulge out of his arms. He felt pure anger towards the world. He had become what no human thought was possible. He became...a Tank.
I agree, someone give this thread a gold medal for coming off track, I can't even believe it, now let's reveal this was all just in Ben's mind, kind of like another game of which I can't speck up, who's ending is a abomination to endings.
Telltale. Seriously. News. Now. We. Are going. Crazy.
I agree, if Shawn Vannman or Jake Rodkin saw this thread they would believe we have gone insane from the waiting, sorry for misspelling there names, but it is the truth.
I agree, if Shawn Vannman or Jake Rodkin saw this thread they would believe we have gone insane from the waiting, sorry for misspelling there names, but it is the truth.
Well you know what I meant, that some have gone insane from the wait, I more or less is still somewhat sane, other then the hatred of Lilly which is somewhat understandable, I am in shock that we went off topic for what, 7 pages, maybe more, HOW?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
|Stop it, Ehkay.|
|It looks like Ben is a compulsive liar, now.|
|Ben, snap out of it!|
|...|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Ben, snap out of it!"
(o) Slap Ben
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(o) Slap Ben
Plus, Becca has a better hairstyle than Clem.
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
|Stop it, Ben.|
|[Look at evidence, ignore Ben]|
|...You're lying to yourself, Ben.|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "... (looks at evidence)"
(looks up, Ben still ranting)
(o) Kick Ben in the You-Know-What
- /
\-O
-/( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)-|
*kicks Ben*
Ben:You do agree with me, right?
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
|Fuck no, Ben.|
|Hell, no.|
|Shut the fuck up, Ben.|
|...|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Fuck no, Ben. I don't agree with anything you've been saying recently."
(o) Freeze Time with Mustache Elixir
I throw down a bottle of Mustache Elixir, made from the one and only, Kenny.
(o) Examine Ben
I examine Ben, seeing that he has a chip on his jacket-thing. It says:
"Lilly 4ever! Crawford rules!"
/
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Yup. He's in definite control of Ehkay."
You DARE disagree with ME!?
YOU MUST DIE!
*grabs Detective Bubba and Partner Detective Cany and chuck them through the wall*
(o) Freeze Time again with mustache powers
(o) Extract control chip
I carefully extract the chip, and put it in my Sherlock-Holmes coat pocket.
(o) Unfreeze time
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Come on, let's go."
/
\-O
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: What do you think Ehkay is up to?
Power up backup power chip.
Ben felt a tingling sensation in his head. He dropped to his knees, clutching his head in pain. He felt more stronger and much more faster. He felt the strength of a thousand tigers. He felt rage...
Ben grabbed Lilly's head and ripped it off of her body and slammed it against a wall, crushing it.
Before he knew it, Ben was standing right outside of the Kenny Resistance HQ.
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Perhaps he wants the whole world to worship him, Lilly, Larry, Crawford, Oberson, etc."
(o) Walk to (Team)Kenny(Always)'s office
(now, if only teamkennyalways was here...)
let me just put it this way, imagine you were magically changed to the opposite sex, now try and imagine how many ways your natural behaviour would be interpreted differently and how many times you would misinterpreted other peoples behaviour, i think it would take years to get used to the differences, and you would make a lot of mistakes along the way, because you either think the way people are interacting with you is because of your gender when it's not or vise versa etc.
so like in the game if i was playing a female character and a guy was an asshole i would be thinking "is this because i am a woman, is this guy sexist?" or if the guy was nice i would be thinking "does this guy think I'm hot?" and i think a woman playing a female character would be able to make that judgement call a lot better than a man playing a female character.
also whenever i get to choose my gender in a game i chose male because i feel more connected to a make character and whenever i chose female it always feels like i am more disconnected.
anyway I'm not saying the game would suck if the protagonist was a woman and if season two is as high quality as the the first one with a female protagonist it will still just as good, I'm just saying i would prefer a male protagonist, and i would imagine women would prefer a female protagonist, and there is nothing wrong with that, just like in films, books and TV etc. people generally prefer characters of their own gender and more specifically characters like them, but in a game it is slightly different because you actually are the character.
\-O
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)-|
|What the?|
|BEN!|
|What the fuck, Ben?|
|...Ugh.|
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "What the fuck, Ben?"
(o)Take out gun
I take out my gun, quickly, and point it at Ben.
/
\
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
(o) Shoot Ben in leg
I pull the trigger to my gun, and shoot Ben so he can't run away.
/
\
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ BANG! BANG!
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "We're going to have to bring you into questioning, I'm afraid."
Ehkay:KILL THEM AT ALL COSTS!
Ben:No-
Master Ehkay pressed a button that activated Ben's shock collar and set it to level 9.
Ben roared in pain and charged towards Bubba!!!
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( ° ʖ °)ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
(o) Shoot Ben
/
\
( ° ʖ °)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ *click click*
[DETECTIVE BUBBA]: "Oh, shit!"
(o) Dodge Ben
I swiftly dodge Ben, grabbing a vase nearby.
(o) Throw Vase at Ben
I throw the vase at Ben.
It has little effect.
/
\---I
( ° ʖ °)=3() *THROW*
\
( ° ʖ °)ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
(o) Reload Gun
I load the gun, hurrying and dodging Ben.
/
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\( ° ʖ °)ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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(o) Shoot Ben
/
\
( ° ʖ °)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿BANG! BANG!
Ben flinches in pain, but continues.
/
\
( ° ʖ °)ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ BANG BANG BANG!!!
(o) Drink Mustache Elixir, Mind control Ben
/
\--I
( ° ʖ °)-()
I use the powers of the Mustache to control Ben. I make him dance like a ballerina.
Ehkay:NOW KILL HIM!
Ben slammed Cany into the ground hard and stood up before him. He moved in for the kill.
I freeze time with the powers of the mustache. I then go over to Ben.
(o) Kick Ben in Balls repeatedly
... You know what happens.
(o) Get flamethrower and flame Ben
(o) Destroy chip
The powers of the mustache eventually wear off.
He jumped on to Ben's back and injected it into his neck.
The syringe had tiger blood and shark testosterone in it.
Ben screamed in pain and threw himself backwards. Ehkay lost his grip and smashed through the glass window. Glass cut into his back, piercing his skin. Ehkay fell 3 stories before he hit the grass with a dull "thud". His breathing slowly stopped and he ceased to exist.
Ben fell down to his knees once again. His arms nearly tripled in size and his muscles started to bulge out of his arms. He felt pure anger towards the world. He had become what no human thought was possible. He became...a Tank.
I wanna know if Eddie is alright! Tell me my brothers alright!!!
I agree, if Shawn Vannman or Jake Rodkin saw this thread they would believe we have gone insane from the waiting, sorry for misspelling there names, but it is the truth.
Some more than others.
This was embarrassing.