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  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but everything you post gets deleted due to copyright infringement.

    I wish that I was invincible... In IRC.
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited April 2009
    Granted but you die :D

    I wish for nothing.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited April 2009
    You end up in a universe that isn't...and you get bored and die.

    I wish for the ability to copy other peoples voices.
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited April 2009
    Granded but you don't get your own voice.

    I wish time skipped ahead 2 seconds.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited April 2009
    granted, however, something incredible that will never happen again happened in those 2 seconds, and you hate yourself for missing it.

    I wish that I could have seen whatever that amazing thing was.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    Granted. You see a radio. However, the awesome thing is really the sound coming from the radio, and you can't hear that, for some reason.

    I wish for a cherry cola.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited April 2009
    granted. it's poison.

    I wish the telltale forum comic would be made faster.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but it's everything you didn't want.

    I wish that hand-portable device from the game Portal was real.
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited April 2009
    Granded but you end up traveling to a alternate dimention that is completely white and there is nothing.

    I wish we would get some info on Sam & Max Season 3.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but the info is that it's CANCELED FOREVER.

    I wish for some more Raisinets.
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited April 2009
    Granted but you only get one and crave them. You eat yourself.

    I wish wishes don't get corrupted in this game.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    The universe EXPLODES for some reason.

    I wish I was a billionaire.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Granted, it's all in pennies.

    I wish my scanner would get fixed so that I could get the forum comic finished sooner.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    It Get's Fixed, but can only scan one thing: Cloth. White cloth.

    I wish I had a Skyrunner.
    Dut doo doo dunna dunna na...
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but instead of a Skyrunner, you get a Skywalker. You now have to tolerate shrill nasal whining for the rest of your life.

    I wish I could think of a good idea for a wish.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    granted, but its about PINGAS

    i wish for a book.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited April 2009
    roar it eats you roar


    i wish for a windows computer
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    You get a computer with a window in it.

    I wish that made sense.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    You are teleported into a world where EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
    This knowledge overflows your brain, and it causes you to lose your own opinion in the vastness. You also have lost the ability to walk, as your brain is too heavy to do it.

    I wish I had a pencil eraser.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    You use it in a stationary store and you're arrested for destruction of property.

    I wish my TV had better visual quality.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    It has such good quality that, while watching a football game, they toss the football to you and you get tackled.

    I wish to have my very own planet where I rule and the inhabitants look like my doodles.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited April 2009
    You forgot you doodled ruler-of-planet-eating vampire goasts. They attack. -15 HP! (you only have 10 HP)


    I wish I was an video game character.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    You become one of those stupid 1st level enemies that can be killed with one hit.

    I wish that qwerty was an actual word in the dictionary.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    It is, but the dictionary is $500

    I wish for a pizza
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited April 2009
    Granted. The pizza sauce is made of a special acid which doesn't harm the ingredients, but melts you from the inside-out.

    Man, I wish I was an anaconda who could swallow people easily...
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited April 2009
    Granted, and you choke and die as soon as you attempt to devour your first victim.

    I wish I had a fully functioning Sony Blu Ray DVD player.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited April 2009
    Sure! But it's a ray that turns things blue with a screen added to it. And they give it to your brother. You're blue before you can say "Lemon gargle".

    I wish that I could "ZAP" my enimies into dust.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    Granted! But you inhale the dust, and die. (or get terribly ill, take your pick)

    I wish for the New version of Mac OS, "Snow Leopard"!
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but you get an actual snow leopard named Mac. It eats you.

    I wish my nose wasn't as stuffed up as it is right now.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited April 2009
    Ok, but the snot runs out of your nose and floods your basement.

    I wish that liverwerst tasted like good candy.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited April 2009
    It does, and you eat so much of it that you explode.

    ...Hmm...I wish that I could swallow people whole again...
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    ...Hmm...you choke and die again...

    I wish that I had a pet ferret named George.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    You pet ferret is named George, he is not potty-trained, he marks his territory every 5 seconds, and claws the ever-loving blood out of you shin, and attacks anything from friends to your boss. It is euthanize d. You miss it, for some reason, and get a new, uglier, far more violent ferret named Cletus. It is a reincarnation of George, and murders you in your sleep with his own leash.

    I wish there were no springs.
    i swear, if anyone makes an mst3k reference, i will die a happy man.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    Granted. Now you are being chased by an angry mob of guitar players. (nuts, no mst3k reference.)

    I wish for a ferret the exact opposite of George.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    You get a ferret named Egroeg. She is kind, and is loved by everyone.
    Then she dies of Incuritus, some disease that infects only ferrets. Everyone blames you. They trap you in a Windmill with torches and pitchforks. They kill you.

    I wish I had my own Magicant.
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited April 2009
    The magicant makes more ants and invade your house.

    I wish for good news on Sam & Max season 3
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Here's the good news, there's a trailer! Bad news, it's so horrendously crappy that you wish it was none-existent! Wish granted! No Season 3!

    I wish I lived in the game EarthBound.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    Granted. A boy in a baseball bat hits you over the head with a baseball hat.

    I wish for an earlier release date for The Conduit.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited May 2009
    Granted, But it was released on the NES.

    I sooo wish I could use PSI.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You can use PSI, but when you use it, it somehow sent you to Giygas' lair. You try praying, but your prayer is swallowed by the darkness.

    No, I wish I lived in Moonside.
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