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  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    You go and when you come home to tell everyone. You're then put in an asylum for knowing too much

    I wish I wasn't as paranoid.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    Granted. However, you really could've used that paranoia when that assassin snuck up behind you.

    I wish for a large, juicy steak.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited May 2009
    Granted, But suddenly you become Pokey and I know you don't like steaks Pokey. Well T-O-O-B-A-D!

    I wish I had the ability to bring my doodles to life and they follow my every command (Also with this wish comes the ability to draw good doodles)
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    Granted, but your Pac Man drawing eats you.

    I wish for an HDTV
  • mariofan1000mariofan1000
    edited May 2009
    Granted but your old tv kills you.

    I wish I saved the world.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    Granted, but some evil organization with a long name kills you.
    I wish for stuff.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Your "stuff" is a deadly asp, too bad.

    I wish I had a Golf Club to threaten Nintendo of America with so they'd finally release EarthBound for the Virtual Console.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited May 2009
    You get a golf club the eats guys from a zoo.

    I wish I had good style.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You get the style of a Guy From a Zoo. The golf club EATS YOU.

    I wish NOA would release EarthBound for VC.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    They release it, but your nostalgia failed you and you realize it sucks.
    (dear God, I apologize for saying that disgusting lie.)

    I wish for a chimpanzee riding a segway.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You get a chimpanzee on a segway, about to run you over.

    I wish EarthBound was remade. (Dear god, I wish EarthBound wasn't the only thing on my mind right now...)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    It's remade into an awful FPS

    I wish for a new duck
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Your duck is a Mad Duck. It distracts you for all eternity by spinning random crap around.

    I wish EarthBound was PROPERLY remade, as an RPG, with all the same music.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    It was. Um......uh.... You do a barral roll into a pit of lava. Too bad!

    I wish for a billion dollers. Non counterfiet amerian ones that won't squish me under it's weight.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    It's not your country dollars not taken anywhere!

    I wish "the day the music died" never happened.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    It didn't. However, "The Day StinkomanFan was Brutally Mutilated" did.

    I wish I could be a Pigmask.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    You get a bovinemask. Oh, you said pig? Well, NO REFUNDS!!

    I wish for a die-loyal tribe of Aztecs which I rule over.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Granted, but there is a MUTINY and you die.

    I wish I had a genie.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You get a Genie with a case of Nowishitis, no wishes.

    I wish I knew how ot get out of this Zoo I live in.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited May 2009
    The only way out is to cut yourself into tiny peices and throw yourself down the sewer.

    I wish for Minty Gargle.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    The Minty Gargle has a dangerously high alcohol content, and you are arrested for public intoxication.

    I wish I had a full set of all MST3K movies.
  • iRockiRock
    edited May 2009
    You get them!

    ...broken, crusted, melted to the cases, and on fire somehow.

    They are also inhabited by a demon, who then kills you. With a steak knife.

    I wish for a delicious and completely normal white chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookie that is exactly 5 inches in diameter.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    You choke on it

    I wish for a bunny that will love me forever (Cookie to however doesn't get the reference)
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    You get a bunny that hugs you to death.
    (I don't get the reference, do I get a cookie?)

    I wish for a super big weapon that destroys my enemies but somehow doesn't hurt me at all when fired at me.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You get a banana that chokes people. It doesn't hurt you because you eat it when confronted, but You are then unarmed. Not only that, but the enemy you faced was an expert in the art of Defending Against Fruit. (Whoever gets the reference gets a cookie.)

    I wish I had Alone in the Dark 1. (Not the current one.)
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    I wish for a bunny that will love me forever (Cookie to however doesn't get the reference)

    Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    I wish I had Alone in the Dark 1. (Not the current one.)



    Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
    No cookie for you and the game breaks

    I wish for new goggles
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    You get goggles alright. WHOOOOOPTY DOOOOOOO! You are bored to death.

    I wish I had a Heavily Armed Mech.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2009
    Granted, but it malfunctions and kills you.

    I wish I could turn my iPod touch into an iPhone.
  • rollercoasterockerrollercoasterocker
    edited June 2009
    You turn it into a Iphone, but it doesn't work.
    I wish that I had every game and system in the world AND THAT THE GAMES AND SYSTEMS WORK.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Granted, but the people who randomly lost their games and systems around the world are starting to form an angry mob outside your house.

    I wish that my dog would stop gnawing on my hand.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited June 2009
    It BITES your hand now.
    I wish I had the ability to listen to any music I want to in my head.
  • rollercoasterockerrollercoasterocker
    edited June 2009
    You get the music stuck in your head every time you listen to it.
    I wish that I was Strong Bad and I didn't have to do any e-mails.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited June 2009
    No emails equals no fame

    I wish RCR would stop being such an Antirikurox
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Granted. He now acts like pizzapuma.

    I wish I could get a good night's sleep tonight, since I am finally out of school for the summer.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2009
    You do, but you sleep so long that it lasts all your life. When you wake up your in hell.
    I wish that chipmunks would gnaw at my legs.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    you get them. why would anyone want that?

    i wish people would stop insulting me
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Granted. People now start coming to your house and shooting you.

    I wish that pizzapuma would actually try to go to other parts of the forum to raise his forum posts up from zero, because it makes him look like a n00b.
    And there's also the fact that if you go over 100 posts, you get your name featured in the end credits of the next Telltale DVD...just sayin'
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    i do, but they're all spam made for the sake of getting in movie credits.

    i wish i knew what parts of the forum i should go to that i would like
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    BTW, i got some posts. whats my prize?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Click on the attachment to get your prize! :D

    And I'm starting to think that rollercoasterrocker is actually antirikurox. Right now, pizzapuma, you're safe.
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