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  • britt12334britt12334
    edited July 2009
    You get your five-foot tall young asian babe too bad shes 11 years old.

    I wish for a pony
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    Granted, but the pony hates you and she tramples you.

    I wish I had a brain full of useless knowledge.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    Granted...your brain is filled to the brim with knowledge...then you come across something interesting and useful, and your brain explodes from over-knowledge.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited July 2009
    DarkStar Runner wrote: »
    Granted...your brain is filled to the brim with knowledge...then you come across something interesting and useful, and your brain explodes from over-knowledge.

    Now make a wish.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    I wish....uh...

    I wish that...er...

    I WISH I COULD POST THIS ANIMATED IMAGE AS MY AVATAR! http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3695/yummynomnoms.gif
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    You posted the animated image as your avatar successfully. But due to technical failure, the animation is moving at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 frame rate per seconds. Bad luck!

    (Seriously, ask the TTG people if posting animated gif is possible as avatar or in signature. Don't just sit there and wish for it!)


    I wish that the next episode of Monkey Island will feature Bubbles (Michael Jackson's Chimp).
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited July 2009
    Granted, But it's coming out the day after Duke Nukem forever.

    I wish I could kill people by punching them 99 and 1 time(s).
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    Granted, you can. Though this is a pretty stupid wish since there are more efficient ways to kill people, like say, strangling them 1 time(s).

    I wish for a long, well thought out answer that's at least 5 paragraphs long in the next post.
  • smashingsmashing
    edited August 2009
    Granted. Unfortunately the answer is written in a gibberish language, which look something like this:
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    bfwiebfi MAMA uwehf owhf oe his life has just began wehorhwe enfoef hehwe bfiebf nohrwoe oehre neonwe hcoidhc now I end it and take it all away nbfowe fhreiof f jgir tjrtj qdnwo jd cnoedif e jioe cjeio q nioen rncehfow nmqon ce.

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    Repetence nofdos enqw gbure pomc w ehif wndfowe sprint into action bndfiaes wbqwr nosnd nonr nji. noeofnf ,qwwei nfenf Eric Cartmen, fuwhe fbe ebgf osn f eioh e hf hwohr fneoij cne ne ioejr ncoenfoew nione.

    herkioe fwjegfjwre jfj jifpjdc cmwpe qwuepq[qr idiot oewhr qjopie opwerjwep cnneof e ojtp LeChuck is the man weorje cndspc q jpqw mcjepi pdhqdoh khcpe thith chiewhf n cneujnwo m cjheijw qnmwnioehc neifh.


    I wish I did not just type that.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited August 2009
    granted, now that post didn't exist, causing the wish before to never have been corrupted, which in turn, causes your post to become spam and you get banned, just before doing a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.

    I wish I had a better memory.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    I wish I had a better memory.

    Granted, but you witness a murder scene and now your good memory will haunt you with it forever.

    I wish for this wish to be corrupted:p
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited August 2009
    it is, but so are all the files on your computer now.

    I wish I could draw well...or wasn't so lazy so I could actually TRY.
  • HomsarGuyHomsarGuy
    edited August 2009
    Granted but the picture that you draw is the worst picture ever.

    I wish birds can fly.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    You just wasted a wish of something already true, so time and space explode and we all die.
    I wish for an army of monkeys that DON'T have rabies and are non violent.
  • HomsarGuyHomsarGuy
    edited August 2009
    Granted but those monkeys attract land sharks


    Im not going to use my wish untill later
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited August 2009
    Unfortunately, when you come back someone's already used it.

    I wish I could make people laugh.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    granted, but when you are shot in the leg and need to go to the hostipital and pleed for help, they laugh and you die.

    I wish for the ability to always be warm, but not too hot.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but your warmness makes you magically attracted to a pool of lava, which you immediately barrel roll into. Too bad.

    I wish that I had the power to bend time and space to my own reality.
  • smashingsmashing
    edited August 2009
    You new found power uncontrollable twist the space and time you are in, twisting and seal you into an unknown dimension. You should have wished for something more controllable.

    I wish for a funny reply.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited August 2009
    you get one, but not for this wish.

    I wish for...umm...something...that I can sell...for...umm...beans.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but the thing you sell is your soul, and you die.

    I wish that VG Cats would update more often.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    Granted, But it's crap.

    I wish I wasn't addicted to Pepsi so much that I've got insomnia.
  • City Of DelusionCity Of Delusion
    edited August 2009
    Granted. But you're now addicted to Coca Cola instead.

    I wish for a chocolate bar.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    Granted, But it's liquified.

    I wish I could teleport with no physical harm to myself.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    Granted, you can now teleport three inches from your current position, once every 27 hours.

    I wish that from now on, I won't lose anything.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but you can never remember where anything is.

    -x-

    I wish my teeth didn't ache so much.
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited August 2009
    Granted, now you don't have any teeth.

    I wish I could stop procrastinating.
  • City Of DelusionCity Of Delusion
    edited August 2009
    Well, we could grant that but that would result in some rather large side effects that you probably wouldn't like because it would wind up in you procrastinating even more despite your hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (which is that side effect I was talking about earlier). Wait a moment, that's not going to affect procrastinating, will it? *goes off to find a dictionary*

    I wish I had more money.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited August 2009
    You do get more, a millionth of a dollar

    I wish that anyone except sam and max would come round for a tea party and kill me in the most stupid way possible
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Granted, I come round and disembowel you. In alphabetical order.

    -x-

    I wish I were rich.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but you're now rich in friendship.

    I wish for I could play the guitar.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited August 2009
    You now can, very badly. The noise is so horrible that the world decides to kill you.

    I wish I had an evil psychic portal monkey, which came to this world for no particular reason, which is bent on world destruction
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Granted. It starts it's destruction of the world with you.

    I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not get fat.
  • City Of DelusionCity Of Delusion
    edited August 2009
    Granted. You starve to death.

    I wish I could have infinite wishes.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but you get banned from the forums for spamming the thread with wishes.

    I wish that mosquitoes would stop choosing my skin as their landing place.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited August 2009
    Granted. They all begin to fly into your mouth and down your throat land directly on the muscles within your digestive system.

    I wish... 10 days would quickly pass.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited August 2009
    Granted, but whatever youre waiting for in ten days sucks, and now you...die...i guess.

    i wish that i had five thousand Not stolen authentic American dollars.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    StrongBadinator wrote: »
    i wish that i had five thousand Not stolen authentic American dollars.

    Granted! Now you need to find someone who accepts confederate money!

    I wish robots are less threatening
  • wwitthoff1wwitthoff1
    edited August 2009
    Granted but something goes arwy and they develop personalities and destroy the world. (Man i need to stop watching those kubrick movies)

    -x-

    I wish Microsoft would go bankrupt.
  • City Of DelusionCity Of Delusion
    edited August 2009
    Granted. The whole world goes bankrupt too.

    I wish I was a mod on this forum.
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