Granted, but you quickly discover that your hamster is completely deaf, so you can't tell it to do anything. You quickly grow bored of it and end up chucking it out the window.
I wish for awesome telekinetic powers, that I will use for good, and not for Earl.
Granted. Sam and Max live in your neigborhood and inexplicably leave you exempt from their natural inclination toward carnage, but they end up killing/injuring everyone and everything you care about, so although you yourself are completely unharmed, you end up in a world where you have no reason to live (save to enjoy watching the antics of Sam and Max, which I disturbingly suspect might be enough for you).
I wish for awesome BUT DISCREET telekinetic powers, which I will use for good and not for Earl.
(Do you mind if I use the first part of that post in my signature? It's just too funny to pass up. XD)
Granted. You can now bend string with your mind. But since string is already bendy as is, you grow bored with the power and wish you'd been more specific.
I wish for a delicious cheesecake that is not poisoned, tainted, spoiled, explosive, and I won't choke on it. :P
You eat the cheese cake and it tastes delicious, but it was rather small. Also, seconds later Sam and Max storm into the room and announce that the cheese cake you just ate is somehow vital to the resolution of their current case and subsequently attempt to "extract" it from your stomache with a few of their inventory items. After succeeding only to cause you horrible pain (in a few ways that I feel it is best not to mention) they finally decide to use their "nausea inducing parakeet figurine" on you, which finally does the trick. After they scoop up the half-digested remains of your cheese cake and bid you fairwell, you find that the whole experience was so horrifyingly unpleasant that you are unable to bring yourself to eat cheese cake ever again.
I wish prestigious awards, including the Nobel Peace Prize.
(I'm running out of ways to make people's lives miserable. >.<)
Granted, but the awards are stolen from people who actually earned them, and so you go to jail.
I wish I had a sniper rifle to use whenever I please without fear of being shot by another person with a gun or of being arrested for using the gun illegally.
granted, but no-one will sell you any ammo for it and you didn't start with any so it's pretty useless.
I wish I had more motivation to work on a flash animation that I was making for a friend (which should have been made by christmas, but I've only done one line of speech, voice sync is surprisingly tedious).
Granted. Everyone is happy and totally doing great this year, and everyone somehow gets along with everyone else, but this just sort of makes the whole world reseble a giant, year-long episode of "Barney". Disgusting...fortunately, when the year is over, everyone starts fighting again and all the wars come back bigger and bloodier than ever.
I wish for Pandora's box. I'm not going to open it. I just want to see what it looks like.
Granted, but you unfortunately fall into a volcano. You cannot die by the burns you obviously would receive, so you slowly die of starvation in the unbearable heat instead.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake. Preferably from Dairy Queen.
you think of something to wish for, but you used up your last wish, so you can't wish for it. (just pretend you have limited wishes for the purpose of that post).
I wish for my own pair of shoes...that don't get chewed by my dog.
you get more for your money...err...wish, you get contact lenses (that are too big for your eyes...and even too big for a boulder to wear around it, what idiot even made those contact lenses?) and you get people to contact...that don't like you.
I wish for a magical land that I can alter with my mind.
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I wish for an immortal hamster who does whatever I tell it to.
I wish for awesome telekinetic powers, that I will use for good, and not for Earl.
I wish Sam and Max lived in my neighborhood... and didn't try to injure and/or kill me.
I wish for awesome BUT DISCREET telekinetic powers, which I will use for good and not for Earl.
Granted. You can now bend string with your mind. But since string is already bendy as is, you grow bored with the power and wish you'd been more specific.
I wish for a delicious cheesecake that is not poisoned, tainted, spoiled, explosive, and I won't choke on it. :P
You eat the cheese cake and it tastes delicious, but it was rather small. Also, seconds later Sam and Max storm into the room and announce that the cheese cake you just ate is somehow vital to the resolution of their current case and subsequently attempt to "extract" it from your stomache with a few of their inventory items. After succeeding only to cause you horrible pain (in a few ways that I feel it is best not to mention) they finally decide to use their "nausea inducing parakeet figurine" on you, which finally does the trick. After they scoop up the half-digested remains of your cheese cake and bid you fairwell, you find that the whole experience was so horrifyingly unpleasant that you are unable to bring yourself to eat cheese cake ever again.
I wish prestigious awards, including the Nobel Peace Prize.
Granted, but the awards are stolen from people who actually earned them, and so you go to jail.
I wish I had a sniper rifle to use whenever I please without fear of being shot by another person with a gun or of being arrested for using the gun illegally.
I wish I had more motivation to work on a flash animation that I was making for a friend (which should have been made by christmas, but I've only done one line of speech, voice sync is surprisingly tedious).
I wish this year to be great for everyone.
I wish for Pandora's box. I'm not going to open it. I just want to see what it looks like.
I wish for Leonerd Maltin to die.
I wish for one perfectly unspoiled wish.
I wish for $5 that weren't stolen or counterfit
I wish that I could use telepathy to tell whoever replies to this that they got what goes wrong with this wish wrong.
i wish that my break would never end so that i dont have to go back to p.e. and do dancing
I wish for the number 53.
I wish for the burn on the back of my hand to heal. And for no other burns to appear anywhere else on my body.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake. Preferably from Dairy Queen.
I wish for a pet rock
I wish I was a fish good writer!
I wish for a hat.
I wish for my handwriting to be twice as good with absolutely no negative consequences whatsoever.
I wish for Sam's fedora. XD
I wish for a dollar. I don't even care if it's from another country; I just want a dollar.
I wish for lots of whipped cream.
I wish my bird would just SHUT UP.
I wish for two buckets full of jelly.
I wish for a Teddy bear
I wish for all the future episodes of sam and max.
I wish Mr. Passion had a lower HP level. (Mother 3)
I wish for a faster computer.
I wish for a new hat
I wish I could think of something to wish to wish for.
I wish for my own pair of shoes...that don't get chewed by my dog.
i wish for a bucket of fried chicken thats not too big to crush me.
I wish I had contacts.
I wish for a magical land that I can alter with my mind.
I wish I had chocolate that wasn't poisoned.
I wish for a Rubix Cube
I wish that I had a lappy like strong bads.