He stops you and says you have to solve his riddle in order to get past.
His riddle is "If I were to jump down this fifty-seven story canyon, and landed on my feet, would I splatter all over the place, or would I break both my legs?"
I have decided that all of us (as in us) shall complete a task that has been deemed impossible, laughed upon, and has flown to the sausage house. As of today, we shall set forth on our ultimate goal. This goal is a goal that is superior to all goals before its time, and after its time. It is the supreme goal of goals. The goal.
As you drag your weary eyes over this masterpiece of words, you may ask yourself, "What is this goal, the goal of all goals, that is worth my risk?" My answer to you, would be that you are impatient, and that you don't deserve to know the goal, for It is far too important to lie in the depths of an impatient mind such as yours. This may be harsh, but it is law. Law is law when conversing about the goal.
In approximately 3 months time, it is my estimate that we should have accumulated enough currency to sufficiently take the first step towards this goal. There is no need for a group trip to the docks, for I have the appropriate connections for such a bold purchase. Do not worry yourselves, your money is not in any danger as long as it is within my sight.
Once we have obtained the item of purchase, it will be due time to submerge the craft into the depths, where Phase Two of our goal is waiting to be ignited. I do hope you all will accompany me, as we attempt to complete the goal of goals. It will be splendid, indeed.
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You run into a pack of wolves that look much like the cartoon rabbit.
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They get scared and run away.
You come to an unstable bridge, and beneath it is a deep trench.
A montage starts about you venturing through jungles and swinging across pits of lava, and you soon fall and hit your head.
You wake up and see a blurry figure. When everything comes back into focus, you see a fox that looks like the rabbit.
He's safe with Nikko, and she says that his name is Hamelton.
She says that she was going to a museum, when she lost her way, and may need your help getting back as well as Hammy.
Oh, and you're in a jungle.
You come to a little otter dressed as a troll and a bridge.
His riddle is "If I were to jump down this fifty-seven story canyon, and landed on my feet, would I splatter all over the place, or would I break both my legs?"
The beaver accepts and jumps down the trench, forgetting that it was really fifty-seven stories, and splatters all over the rocks below.
You move on and see what Hammy says to be their town.
I have decided that all of us (as in us) shall complete a task that has been deemed impossible, laughed upon, and has flown to the sausage house. As of today, we shall set forth on our ultimate goal. This goal is a goal that is superior to all goals before its time, and after its time. It is the supreme goal of goals. The goal.
As you drag your weary eyes over this masterpiece of words, you may ask yourself, "What is this goal, the goal of all goals, that is worth my risk?" My answer to you, would be that you are impatient, and that you don't deserve to know the goal, for It is far too important to lie in the depths of an impatient mind such as yours. This may be harsh, but it is law. Law is law when conversing about the goal.
In approximately 3 months time, it is my estimate that we should have accumulated enough currency to sufficiently take the first step towards this goal. There is no need for a group trip to the docks, for I have the appropriate connections for such a bold purchase. Do not worry yourselves, your money is not in any danger as long as it is within my sight.
Once we have obtained the item of purchase, it will be due time to submerge the craft into the depths, where Phase Two of our goal is waiting to be ignited. I do hope you all will accompany me, as we attempt to complete the goal of goals. It will be splendid, indeed.
Signed,
Voyage #HUBERT.
You have found the orb and restored world peace. Great job! That wasn't so hard, was it?