The do Whatever Random Thought that Pops Into your Head Adventure

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    >eat key!
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    pizzapuma wrote: »
    >eat key!

    That was pointless.
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    > put point on pointless object
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    You only did the act of pointlessness. There is no object based on it.
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    > eat the act of pointlessness
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    You in yourself are now pointless.
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    > Try to will yourself back into reality on Saturn
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    You are now in an alternate reality. There is a small locked door, a pot, a Jungledyret Hugo plush doll, and some jumper cables. There is also an Old Man in a Muumuu. He says you must go and find an orb that will restore reality. You should probably listen to him.
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    > Ask him why the hell he's wearing a muumuu
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    He says he would not like to discuss it at the moment.
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    >Will yourself and the old guy back to your world
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    >Climb in pot and roll down any nearby hills.
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    > Listen to old man, then use jumper cables on old man's muumuu and tongue
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    > check what shape the pot is, and if it's round, find some paint to paint it like an orb.
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    > Listen to old man, then use jumper cables on old man's muumuu and tongue

    He is not moving.
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    >Preform funeral for old man
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    >do the hokey pokey and throw man off planet
  • edited April 2009
    pizzapuma wrote: »
    >do the hokey pokey and throw man off planet

    Is that you, Antirikuroux? If so, I'm fine with that. Just try not to get banned this time.

    Anyways, the guy's dead, now. Which sucks, because you needed him to give you hints along the way.
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    > perform ancient seance to bring dead man back to life

    (and if that is antirikurox, then please don't spam me with personal messages. Thank you.)
  • edited April 2009
    Maybe you can just go get the mystical orb to bring you back to reality.

    Again, there is a small locked door, a pot, a Jungledyret Hugo plush doll, and some jumper cables.
  • edited April 2009
    > put jumper cables on door to melt knob off, then break down door, cop-style, holding the pot like a gun
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    >Tear apart Jungledyret Hugo plush doll while saying "This is what you get for ruining my childhood!" (I really hated the show!)
  • edited April 2009
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Tear apart Jungledyret Hugo plush doll while saying "This is what you get for ruining my childhood!" (I really hated the show!)

    You feel great for doing that, but you feel guilty at the same time.
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    >Be a man and discuss your feelings to man with Cuban guy
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    EDIT: NO, I WASN'T TWO PAGES BACK

    >Hit the door repeatedly with the pot
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    >Don't be a jerk and discuss the topic of glass.
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    EDIT: NO, I WASN'T TWO PAGES BACK

    >Hit the door repeatedly with the pot

    It is now open.
  • edited April 2009
    >Go see a therapist.
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    >jump out the door holding the pot like a gun and shouting NOBODY MOVE!!!!!
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    > invent an automatic dog walker...which is just a catapult...
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    >jump out the door holding the pot like a gun and shouting NOBODY MOVE!!!!!

    There is a cute little cartoon rabbit, who is now passed out, because you scared him.
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    > pick him up and place him on some sort of ALTAR.
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    That didn't solve anything.
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    >Remove an appendage from the cartoon rabbit.
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    Before you do, he wakes up. He is frightened by you, and backs up to a corner.
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    >Feed him a bit of bread from an invisible pantry.
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    Success! The rabbit's trust in you went up by 34%!
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    > ask if he has any quests...any that include lasers, hamsters and grass powered goats.
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    He says he's lost, and he's trying to get back to his town where he lives. And there is a good chance that there will be lasers, hamsters and grass powered goats.
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    >Pick up cartoon rabbit ad proceed to head due south, assuming that you need to go south to find the rabbit's town.
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