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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade has joined your team.

    The internet trolls are preparing to attack! You currently possess shards of a broken orb and a razor blade. Those in your team are Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >kill tiny,tiny razor blade with razor blade.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade is too small to be killed by razor blade.

    One internet troll starts taunting you, while the other forms a defensive barrier.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    >Shoot bottomless pit 10 times
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    .the pit was under both trolls feet and they both fll in.WOOH!
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    >Throw the cookie monster down it instead
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >the cookie monster bites your head ogf.
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    >Give him cookies
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited June 2010
    Cookie monster explodes from a cookie overload
  • meeneymomeeneymo
    edited June 2010
    >Wear his skin/fur as a clever diguise.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2010
    Elmos kicks you in the shin repeatedly for wearing the skin of his cookie eating friend.
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    >Give Elmo a ticke to the peedo club!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >shoot elmo out of the story
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    The troll spews an insult at you, and you fly back and land on your face. You get back up, trying to hold back your tears from the insult. 83 HP left.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    shoot a insult back and the troll dies of mal-nutrition
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited June 2010
    > Find the Guy in a Beanie Cap, and beg him for help, not mentioning the fact that he was practically forgotten.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Guy In a Beanie has rejoined your team! The other troll attacks and shouts "You sound like you're muttering between swigs of Nesqwik when you talk!" Defend yourself! Quick!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    throw guy in a beanie hat at back of the kneesof the troll .JELLY-LEGGED!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    A -10hp hit! Damage reduced to 5% by the other troll that's forming a barrier, though. -0.5hp for the troll, and -5hp for the guy in the beanie.

    You do not defend the insult in time, and you lose 10hp.

    Here's everyone's status so it won't confuse you:

    Troll #1- 69.5hp

    Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts for 2 more turns)

    Guy in a Beanie- 5hp (10hp from the start)

    Yourself- 73hp

    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2010
    Pull out a sword and yell " HOw Appropriate, you fight like a cow!" while slashing at the barrier troll.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Troll #1 defends!

    "You'd might as well give up and die! I don't know anyone as pathetic as you who would hide behind a Monkey Island reference like that!"

    A -12hp hit! Fortunately the guy in a beanie was in the way and reduced the hit you took down to 7.

    66hp left!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >troll one mysteriously loses 60hp from the other troll making the barier from before from a lagged effect
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Since when were you the one to make decisions? Oh well...

    Troll #1 shouts at Troll #2, and they get in a fight. Troll #1 cannot harm Troll #2 because he's in defense mode. Troll #2 cannot hurt Troll #1, because he's in defense mode, and when in defense mode you cannot attack, so the two trolls are sitting there contemplating on how they can get each other. One turn before they come back to their senses.

    Troll #1- 9.5hp

    Troll #2- 70hp (defense mode-lasts 1 more turn)

    Guy in a Beanie- 5hp

    Yourself- 73hp

    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited June 2010
    > spend a turn building a High-Powered Automated Defense-Piercing Laser Cannon to act like a fourth party member.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >shoot said cannon at troll one and dodge the troll's atk.

    Cannon atk strengh: 5hp
    Health: 50hp
    Speed: always atks first.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    The said cannon is fully functional, but all it has for ammunition is a Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade, which passes right through the trolls without doing any harm.

    Troll #1 attacks! "You spent all that time building that?! Of all the things, I ask, why why would you do something so useless?"

    A -20hp hit! The guy in a beanie reduced the attack by 5.

    Troll #1- 9.5hp

    Troll #2- 70hp

    Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

    Yourself- 58hp

    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited June 2010
    > use troll #1 as ammunition, and shoot it at troll #2

    ...or the other way round, just shoot one at the other.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    and if that doesn't work use the guy in a beanie's corpse as ammo
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    jaden551 wrote: »
    and if that doesn't work use the guy in a beanie's corpse as ammo

    His beaniness suffocates Troll #1! -28hp! Troll #2 goes back to defense mode.

    Troll #1- -18.5hp

    Troll #2- 70hp

    Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

    Yourself- 58hp

    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited June 2010
    > notice troll #1 didn't get KO'd, but has in fact gained negative hp powers, then scream because it's obviously a zombie.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    > shoot troll number 1 with a pink pistroll you just found on the floor
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    >pink pistol turns gren for a camo effect.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > notice troll #1 didn't get KO'd, but has in fact gained negative hp powers, then scream because it's obviously a zombie.

    You figured me out! Damage only makes the troll stronger, so how can you defeat him...?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    > tell him that you love him
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    give the troll 18.5 of your own hp so he is on 0hp and dies. :)
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2010
    > ignore troll
  • tabstistabstis
    edited June 2010
    >do unspeakable things to troll
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2010
    DO Speakable things to troll

    or

    GIve troll a friendly hug
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    sing like remolay to the troll and he dies instantly.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    DO Speakable things to troll

    or

    GIve troll a friendly hug

    +5.5hp! Troll #2 can't attack because he's in defense mode, and he can only defend attacks!

    Troll #1 makes fun of your agenda! -10 hp!

    Troll #1- -13hp

    Troll #2- 70hp (Defense mode, lasts 2 more turns)

    Guy in a Beanie- KO'd

    Yourself- 58hp

    Tiny, Tiny Razor Blade- 100
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