The do Whatever Random Thought that Pops Into your Head Adventure

Guy in a Box

> Throw pitch fork into fancy vase

Snicklin

Now it's broken.

The guards are on their way to escort you out of the building. Think fast!

Weeblerjake

pull gun out of hammerspace

Snicklin

There is no hammerspace.

splash1

>Ask Guy in Beanie for help

Mouldcube

> blame the guards for breaking it, and tell them they should be ashamed, then, while they're ashamed, RUN FOR IT!!!

Snicklin

Mouldcube wrote: »

> blame the guards for breaking it, and tell them they should be ashamed, then, while they're ashamed, RUN FOR IT!!!

Now you're out on the street.

splash1

>Jump in the canals

Snicklin

You are now hiding from the guards. Unfortunately the Guy in a Beanie didn't have time to hide and got taken away by the guards.

Guy in a Box

> Suck up a some sea air.

Snicklin

You have drowned. You wake up in a little underwater cave, with some stalagmites hanging from the ceiling. What now?

Guy in a Box

> wonder how the hell you were able to drown and yet still stay alive.

Snicklin

You only blacked out from drowning.

Guy in a Box

> white out from drowning

Snicklin

Suez Sailor Vom has joined your team.

Mouldcube

> ask a stalagmite to join you.

strobro

kick a salagmite and tell it that it's all it's fault that I drowned and guy in a beenie got arrested. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!='(

Snicklin Mobile

What a waste of time! You should probably save the Guy in a Beanie, first thing.

splash1

>Go crazy AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Mouldcube

> sell some crayons to Suez Sailor Vom.

Snicklin Mobile

Mouldcube wrote: »

> sell some crayons to Suez Sailor Vom.

Suez Sailor Vom drew a ship with said crayons.

Mouldcube

> fold the paper he drew it on into a paper boat and try to sail away in it.

Snicklin Mobile

He drew it on a wall.

Guy in a Box

> Defy the laws of physics and fold the wall into a buoyant wall boat

Snicklin

You now have a stone boat. It sinks to the bottom of the ocean as soon as you put it in the water, unfortunately.

Guy in a Box

>Haul out the dead weights

Snicklin

Yep, that is one dead weight. What to do with it?

Guy in a Box

>Throw overboard to lighten the ship's weight

Snicklin

The ship is now lighter, and floats into space.

metalkombat

>Steer towards the nearest black hole.

Snicklin

You aren't in the boat.

Guy in a Box

> Get in the boat, then!

Snicklin Mobile

You float to Mars.

Mouldcube

> eat it (mars that is)

Snicklin

You now have high cholesterol.

Mouldcube

> use it to somehow take over saturn.

Snicklin

You now are the ruler of Saturn. The natives of Saturn fear you because of your high cholesterol.

metalkombat

>Share your wealth of cholesterol with your minions, reassuring them that there is nothing to fear.

Snicklin

They now respect you as a friend and a ruler.

StinkomanFan

>Go enslave a country