Extremley Stupid Horror Adventure Game

edited October 2009 in Forum Games
Right.
So in response to popular demand of paint-based adventure game with a lot of nasty things I decided to start something like this. Most of the puzzles here are going to be voilent, sadomasochistic, cruel and so on. People under 18 shouldn't be reading this.
Here's the Doc - sharlatan, magician and a low-life. Doc has been contacted by his only friend, Bill. Bill seemed terrified by something and asked Doc to come to his place as soon as possible. Hopping for a free drink Doc arrived and here's what he found in Bill's apartament:
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The character is Doc himself.
In his inventory you can find:
- A bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
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  • edited July 2009
    Take scapel, shave
  • edited July 2009
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    Doc: Aw! I cut my face! Bill doesn't have a mirror and my scalpel is quite dull. I won't be hurting myself anymore!
  • edited July 2009
    Pick up wine, use wine to clean bloodstains (in order to preserve real estate value of the house)
  • edited July 2009
    Use diploma to wipe bloody face
  • edited July 2009
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    Doc: Right-o! The place is clean now. But hey! The wine melted a hole in the wall! Oh, and I think there's Bills massacred corpse in the off-screen corner of the room...
  • edited July 2009
    Riffle through Bill's pockets, specifically looking for gum and/or wallet
  • edited July 2009
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    Doc: Neat bloodbath! Let's see. Nope - no gun, no wallet, no money. Hey! There's a knife inside his guts! I'll take it.
    What? There's an engraving on the knife... Rue Morgue 13. Weird!
  • edited July 2009
    Take all items, but then throw Bill's corpse into wine hole, hoping it hides either a secret passage way featuring a clue related to Roe Morgue 13 or that he makes an excellent splat into some object.
  • edited July 2009
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    Doc: He's way to fat to throw him into that hole! But I've found his ripped-off heart. I'll take it!
  • edited July 2009
    Use scalpel on heart to search for hidden clues or blocked arteries that might have caused these sort of health problems.
  • edited July 2009
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    Doc: Let's use some of my medical knowledge! [cuts the heart] Right. Ow! I see! Yes! All right. My inner adrenaline sensor says he died of fear and was massacred after that!
    ...
    But hey! There's a key hidden in the heart! And a note! How strange!

    Menawhile:
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    You can hear somethign moving in the hole!

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    Oh no! A half-naked David Husselhoff demon broke through the hole! It's blocking your way out!
    Doc: Wha... Whad did you put yourself into, my friend Bill?

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - Massacred heart.
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife

    [Astro Gnocci, play with us : )]
  • edited July 2009
    great start :D
    I just think you should copy paste the inventory in new posts. You know, kinda make it feels like the old interfaces (and mostly reminding everyone what it is you've got).
    But keep going guys, this could end up pretty cool ;)
  • edited July 2009
    Throw wine at David.
  • edited July 2009
    Drink wine to the point of collapsing, in hopes of fooling David Hasseloff into thinking you have died.
  • edited July 2009
    If all else fails, try using the hat on The Hasselhoff to capute him.
  • edited July 2009
    Snicklin wrote: »
    Throw wine at David.
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    Doc: It's to precious to waste it on him!
    Drink wine to the point of collapsing, in hopes of fooling David Hasseloff into thinking you have died.
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    Doc: What do you take me for, moron?! You think THIS is enough to put me on the ground?
    Off-screen voice: Doc! Don't insult the player!
    Doc: Right-o, right-o. Let's try again: No can do! If it thinks I'm dead, it will massacre me like it massacred Bill!
    If all else fails, try using the hat on The Hasselhoff to capute him.
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    Doc: No can do! The hat is sticked to my head. Besides, it would make my brain too exposed. And he's to big to be captured into a hat. And the hat is full of... of... my rabbit!

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - Massacred heart.
    - A hint.
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
  • edited August 2009
    >use hint.
  • edited August 2009
    Hide in Bill's corpse until Hasseloff leaves.
  • edited August 2009
    Ask Hasslehoff what he wants. Maybe we can strike a bargain.
  • edited August 2009
    >use hint.

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    Doc: It says: 'Hi! I'm the Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence! I can give you hints about whole gameplay - for example: "If it bleeds, it can be killed" or "People usualy hides something. And even if this person isn't, voilent interrogation is still fun!". My other function is to give you hints about puzzles you stucked with. To get that kind of hints, you must mention one of your voilent deeds - for example: >Oh great Hint! For profanating corpse of my best friend, tell me how to escape the room!<" How strange!
    PariahKing wrote:
    Hide in Bill's corpse until Hasseloff leaves.
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    Doc: Crap! I'm a tall, handsome man, and bill was a short fatball. I can't hide inside his pathetic, little corpse. But look what have I done to him with my scalpel!
    Mad Mage wrote:
    Ask Hasslehoff what he wants. Maybe we can strike a bargain.
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    Doc: Hi, David. What do you want?
    David: Arahman, Q'aleth'sam oronow-sakame!
    Doc: Could you speak English?
    David: Well, yes. So, I want to create a cult around my person. But first, I'll need to squeeze throught this hole. My butt seems too big...
    Doc: Won't you kill me if I help you?
    David: Well, obviously I will! I'm the half-naked David Husselhoff demon and you're not an atractive, young woman with big bra, so I won't let you into my cult...

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - Massacred heart.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
  • edited August 2009
    Give the heart to Hasselhoff.
  • edited August 2009
    Spadge wrote: »
    Give the heart to Hasselhoff.

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    Doc: Creepy! It's torn apart, massacred, but somehow it still tries to beat!

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    Doc: Hey Dave! Will you let me out if I give you this tasty, still-live human heart?
    David: Yes! Give me the heart! Hablahe! Odun'giris! Arkhn-vre'bo!

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    Doc: Great! David used the heart to re-animate Bill's corpse and the pile of his guts! Now I have not one but three demons to deal with... Good thing I broke Bill's spine while searching his corpse. He can't move too fast now.

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
  • edited August 2009
    Claw out David's eyes with your scapel.
  • edited August 2009
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    Doc: Oh, the joy of pure, pointless voilence! Take it, Dave!

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    Doc: Right. He's blind now, but he's still blocking the way. *HINT* Maybe he knows something about what happened here!

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    Doc: Look! Blinding Dave blinded his reanimated monsters!

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
  • edited August 2009
    [mistake! delete post if anybody cares ; )]
  • edited August 2009
    "Dave, sorry about your eyes, but, you know, we both being psychopaths and all, I figured you'd understand. Might I inquire as to what killed my buddy Bill?"
  • edited August 2009
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    David: No, ya can't! You won't make me tell you anything! *HINT* Well, unless you have one of those terrible, enormous torture\interrogation drills, but I'm sure you don't!

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
  • edited August 2009
    This is too hard. Uh, I guess, try to torture Hasselhoff with the silver key.
  • edited August 2009
    Oh and gather all the eyes in the room. (Exept doc's)
  • edited August 2009
    Oi vey. Interrogate dave with the interrogation drill.
  • edited August 2009
    Mad Mage wrote: »
    This is too hard. Uh, I guess, try to torture Hasselhoff with the silver key.

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    David: Oh, the pain! Stop, you killin' me! (whispers) Dave! You can take it! You will not break! It's just a little silver key. PAPAPISHU!
    Spadge wrote:
    Oh and gather all the eyes in the room. (Exept doc's)
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    Doc: Hey! I have six additional eyes! They got to be useful!
    Oi vey. Interrogate dave with the interrogation drill.
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    Dave: Nooo! It's the DRILL! Hey! Stop doing this! Hey, my head! All right! All right, I'll tell you anything! Hey! Stop! Ask your questions! You already broke me!

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
    - Bill's eyes
    - David the demon's eyes
    - The gut creature's eyes
  • edited August 2009
    where do babies come from ?
  • edited August 2009
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    David: Orphange in your case! Arrgh! Stop tormenting me!
  • edited August 2009
    why are you in that hole?
  • edited August 2009
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    David: I told you! My butt's too big to squeze through the hole, that's why I'm in! Hey! No! Not my neck!
  • edited August 2009
    I'll stop drilling holes in your head if you give me pamela anderson's phone number.
  • edited August 2009
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    Dave: All right, all right! You won! Here, take Pam's number. Please, give me my eyes back and take that all out of my head. I'll return to my Inferno and I won't show up again! I'll tell you anything!
    (...)
    So those five people decided to take over the world. They want to summon antient demons and use them! They needed Bill to help them with an unholy incarnation he was ment to hold deep in his heart! I belive you'll find one of them on Rue Morgue.
    Now, help me!

    (minites pass)

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    Doc: Interesting. I think I'll have to stop those people. Or join them!

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    Voice behind the door: What's going on there? Open up! Police!
    Doc: Crap! I'm in one room with corpse of my dearest friend and beheaded Baywatch star! I have to escape!

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    Doc: Here goes nothin'

    (short fall later)

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    Doc: Great! I'm in a rubbish can! Hey, there is a hammer here! And... Yes! It's a gun! Shh, someone's commin'... Oh no, it's a skinhead!
    Skinhead: Wat ya bee doin' heer? Getottahere! W't ya been lookin' at? Leave at once! Me not liking you! Me be killin' ye! Adolf is alive! Getottahere! Leave at once! Wat ya bee doin' heer? Adolf is alive! Me be killin' ye!
    Doc: Crap. It's an unfriendly, strong, heavy armed skinhead! How am I going to pass by him?
    Off-screen voice: Doc! Look at this animation! It's amazing!
    Doc: True. But that doesn't help me...

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
    - Bill's eyes
    - David the demon's eyes
    - The gut creature's eyes
    - Pam Anderson's number
    - Hammer
    - Gun
  • edited August 2009
    offer Pam Anderson's phone number in exchange for safe passage
  • edited August 2009
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    Doc: Hey, Mr Skinhead! Will you let me pass if I give you Pam Anderson's phone number?
    Skinhead: Me no liking girls, me liking beating other people! Adolf is alive! Getottahere! Leave at once! Wat ya bee doin' heer? Me be killin' ye! Me no liking girls, me liking beating other people! Me be killin' ye!
    Doc: It's pointless. All he wants is to kill me.

    Inventory:
    - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
    - A scalpel.
    - An interrogation drill.
    - False medical school diploma.
    - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence
    - A little silver key.
    - A note.
    - An engraved knife.
    - Bill's eyes
    - David the demon's eyes
    - The gut creature's eyes
    - Pam Anderson's number
    - Hammer
    - Gun
  • edited August 2009
    Bate skinhead to attack me. When he comes at me, roll my six eyes towards him to make him slip.
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