best male and female user on this site

Hello who is the best male user and the best female user on this forum?

Shane.
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  • edited March 2010
    Hello who is the best male user and the best female user on this forum?

    Shane.

    What? Are you both female and male user on this board?
  • edited March 2010
    Damn it Majus, quit beating me to things.
  • edited March 2010
    Who thinks this thread has the potential to become very funny?

    Me.
  • edited March 2010
    I vote for me...and me...and me...Majus, and then me.
  • edited March 2010
    The Forum King is decided on the most popular votes. However, nothing can ever be decided because, like pirates, each poster only ever votes for himself.
  • edited March 2010
    Who are the females again?
  • edited March 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    What are females again?
    Fixed :p.
  • Icedhope wrote: »
    I vote for me...and me...and me...Majus, and then me.

    Oddly, one of those votes must be for best female user... :p
    The Forum King is decided on the most popular votes. However, nothing can ever be decided because, like pirates, each poster only ever votes for himself.

    Aren't you forgetting about the electoral college with representatives from each of the forum's sub-topics?
  • edited March 2010
    Aren't you forgetting about the electoral college with representatives from each of the forum's sub-topics?

    Quiet you.
  • edited March 2010
    Hello who is the best male user and the best female user on this forum?

    Shane.

    Yo, triple-S. I'm gonna call you Trips for short a'ight? Now listen, you gotta stay away from all these hooligans. They're all mad. Crazy mad. I think my friend Hugo Humphrey says it the best, "The best user is the user who doesn't use." See? even Hump-dawg is mad. Crazy mad.

    My best advice for you is to get the hell outta here, and bathe in a paperclip bowl. But if you're gonna hang around, you gotta know who to talk to, and who to flat out ignore.

    First off, talking to yourself is encouraged on these forums, don't be ashamed. Second, it is in your best interest to ignore any responses from anyone with "pants" in their username. That's just creepy. Third, be friendly, and get friendly. Fourth, the best user on here is always yourself. Always.

    Remember these tips, and you just might survive this crazy place. ;)

    Best Regards.
  • edited March 2010
    Um, gee. I don't know who to vote for. I'll vote for Majus. And I'm male, btw.
    Now, who's the best female then?
  • edited March 2010
    Nice tags.

    I guess I'll give Rather Dashing the female vote if Majus gets the male vote. What? It's still a vote, right?
  • edited March 2010
    best in regards to what?
  • edited March 2010
    Hey guys, I just found this golden apple with 'For the Fairest' written on it, who should I give it to?
  • edited March 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    best in regards to what?

    Sex factor?
  • edited March 2010
    The only Female users that come to mind at the moment are are Nikasaur, Bonnie, Mermaid, LennieMelvin and Maxilyah.... the first two work for TTG so I do not know if they count....

    I enjoy all their posts so clearly they will have to arm wrestle to determine the victor..

    Clearly the best Male user here is doodo.
  • edited March 2010
    You forgot Lena at the very least. But I don't know everybody's gender so it's a bit trickier.

    Either way, I couldn't pick just one person (or two, I guess, arbitrarily based on gender).

    Maybe there should be a poll. People who want to be part of the poll can just say so or something. That might be easier. Then the winners get bragging rights.
  • edited March 2010
    I did forget Lena.... Sorry :( .

    And it is hard to determine gender.... Most people wouldnt be able to tell I was a guy unless they clicked on my User profile and say my picture.
  • Strange, I always took you for an Irish crustacean with a knack for art and an eye for treasure.
  • edited March 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    And it is hard to determine gender.... Most people wouldnt be able to tell I was a guy unless they clicked on my User profile and say my picture.

    If our avatar could be a few pixels bigger I'd totally put a picture of the beefiest man alive as my avatar. Because that's who I am, you see.
  • edited March 2010
    exactly how are the ladies supposed to lose themselves in my sparkling blue eyes when I am only allowed a 50x50 pixel AV..
  • edited March 2010
    I think I succeed best at that... although it's yellow eyes, not blue ;).
  • edited March 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    exactly how are the ladies supposed to lose themselves in my sparkling blue eyes when I am only allowed a 50x50 pixel AV..

    50x50 is not enough, you need a 1000x1000 high-res pic, yo.

    You can always have like, one eye as an avatar.
  • edited March 2010
    PecanBlue wrote: »
    You can always have like, one eye as an avatar.
    Hey, that's a great idea!

    Bathe in the majesty.

    Yes. I know. I'm incredible.
  • edited March 2010
    PecanBlue wrote: »
    You can always have like, one eye as an avatar.

    I think I'd find that creepy and unsettling. Of course, if that's what you're going for...
  • edited March 2010
    AlphaCentauriBodyShot.jpg
  • edited March 2010
    *voice in distance* "I hear that ShaggE guy is pretty awesome..."

    Why, who said that? <.< Oh, I blush! I blush indeed!

    *another voice* "Pfft, look at his post count and join date. Guy's obviously got no life."

    ... Well, this is taking an unexpected turn.

    *yet another voice* "Vote Doodo! Ban ShaggE!"

    Perhaps it's time to see that psychiatrist again. :(
  • edited March 2010
    ShaggE wrote: »
    *yet another voice* "Vote Doodo! Ban ShaggE!"

    Perhaps it's time to see that psychiatrist again. :(

    Nah, that was me. You're still legally sane...but just about
  • edited March 2010
    ShaggE wrote: »
    *another voice* "pfft, look at his post count and join date. Guy's obviously got no life."

    ...

    :(
  • edited March 2010
    ShaggE wrote: »
    *voice in distance* "I hear that ShaggE guy is pretty awesome..."

    Why, who said that? <.< Oh, I blush! I blush indeed!

    *another voice* "Pfft, look at his post count and join date. Guy's obviously got no life."

    ... Well, this is taking an unexpected turn.

    *yet another voice* "Vote Doodo! Ban ShaggE!"

    Perhaps it's time to see that psychiatrist again. :(

    This fantasy has been a profound disappointment, right? :P
  • edited March 2010
    BadStrong wrote: »
    "The best user is the user who doesn't use."

    then im the best in this topic!
    wait.
    crap.
  • edited March 2010
    Best Male user is for sure Majus.

    Female I'm not sure
  • edited March 2010
    The best male user is Dmnkly. No contest.

    The best female user is...hah. There are no women on the internet.
    It's Dominic Armato for anyone who can't remember or was too distracted from dangling keys in front of his own face back when Dom was posting. Also anyone who opens this spoiler doesn't have a life and will never be loved. It's the spoiler curse! *waves hands* Crap! I just opened my own spoiler!
  • edited March 2010
    I've been through the monkey island movie thread about a dozen times, how did I not notice that.
  • edited March 2010
    PecanBlue wrote: »
    50x50 is not enough, you need a 1000x1000 high-res pic, yo.

    You can always have like, one eye as an avatar.

    Everyone should have one eye as their avatar. It should be a new rule. I'm gonna take a picture of my eye now so I can have it as my avatar... everyone else in this thread should do the same or the terrorists have won.
  • edited March 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    or the terrorists have won.

    I think were still in the lead on the score table even if they win this round
  • edited March 2010
    Does anyone like me
  • edited March 2010
    ...

    :(

    Don't be sad. If you didn't have to fight with people who attack your opinions all the time you'd probably only have a third of your posts.
    Does anyone like me

    I wonder this too, most of the time I think people don't even notice I'm here, haha.
  • edited March 2010
    This is depressing
  • edited March 2010
    what about me the fans love me right?
    *chricket cricket*
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