Boobs: an artistic discussion

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  • edited April 2010
    Hey guys I'm gonna put this here ok

    picasso-avignon.jpg

    bye

    Man I am TRIPPIN!
  • edited April 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    Ever notice how Disney characters are almost always super skinny or super fat?

    They're also pretty much all orphans. Goddamn creepy Disney...
  • edited April 2010
    My BMI is 17 as well. I used to weigh 60kg and gaining, then I got in a small (read stupid) accident and broke my left collar bone. That weight went away and never came back.

    I'm a very nervous type as well, it's like I immediately burn off everything I eat.

    That Chris Sanders drawing: I really don't like 3/4 pants. I think they're very unflattering to the female figure, in that they accentuate the lower legs so much they make them look like tree trunks.
  • edited April 2010
    That Chris Sanders drawing: I really don't like 3/4 pants. I think they're very unflattering to the female figure, in that they accentuate the lower legs so much they make them look like tree trunks.
    Hm... I see what you're sayin.
  • edited April 2010
    Abstract art? This is what it's come to? The artist's job is to depict the world as it ought to be, not as it is damned to be by some spasm of the lower mind.
  • edited April 2010
    Cubism isn't abstract.
  • edited April 2010
    It's almost as bad.
  • edited April 2010
    No it's not. Cubism is by its very nature analytical and structural.
  • edited April 2010
    Yes, but what does it mean? Does it depict our world in a straightforward and elegant fashion? No. It's all... blocks and squares. In my opinion, a talentless animal could paint a flotsam of squares upon the sea of a canvas. It is not talent, and it's just not good art.
  • edited April 2010
    Cubism's pretty damn abstract
  • edited April 2010
    it really depends on the execution.
  • edited April 2010
    I don't think everybody can do cubism. Seems to me it's all about shading and illusion of depth and such. That's no simple task.
  • edited April 2010
    My mother was an abstract artist. She trained traditionally and went to the same school as Ang Lee (albeit a different department). Sincerely painting abstract takes a lot of skill and study. It takes a concept or feeling and condenses it into its raw form. If you are able to convey this feeling into your piece, as an artist, you have exceeded.
  • edited April 2010
    Yeah I agree and can paint things and make it look like I want it to often but I am not skilled to make you feel something about it.
  • edited April 2010
    It's like when you draw characters. You have to convey your own feelings of what these characters are or who they are into each and every pose and facial expression they make. You have to make them live, feel, and breath using still images. That's the greatest thing you can do when drawing characters and people. If you don't feel something about, for, or from those characters in how they look, then no amount of great writing can save them or your work on them.

    The same goes for environments. You have to feel some sense from an environment in how it looks before you even know what the environment is for. If an environment doesn't make you feel some emotion: peace, fear, magic(yes I see magic as an emotion as well in that you can feel a magical quality about some things like stories or places, not as in magic exists excuse me while I try to jump off a cliff and fly), anyway if an environment doesn't make you feel something, then its useless.
  • edited April 2010
    I feel nowadays art isn't about reproducing things as faithfully as possible. Not as far as drawing/painting/etc is concerned. After all, we have photography now.

    I'm pretty sure cubism is abstract, but abstract art isn't about just throwing stuff on a canvas. I find it harder than non-abstract art where at least there is something you can see that you're trying to reproduce. With abstract art, what you're trying to reproduce is in your head only, or to put it differently, you're producing, not reproducing.

    I find cubism very interesting. It's all about seeing objects in ways you never could in real life, from various angles at the same time, to capture their essence in a two-dimensional way. In analytical cubism, they pretty much do away with colour, as well. It's kind of sculpting on a canvas, in a way. And I think it looks awesome, but that's a taste thing of course.

    Some abstract art was a lot about thinking about it first (monochromes, action painting...) and just don't have the same impact nowadays (if I do it, it's probably not going to be art, is what I mean. Especially the monochromes). Some were all about rebelling against conventions (dadaism is all about that). Surrealism is pretty awesome too, it gives you to think and dream, I find.
    Some is about the fact of doing the art as much as the end result (action act again with pollock, and that guy who writes number in a paler and paler colour) and some are about the medium (like painting with blood for instance).

    There are lots of things I don't "get" in contemporary art (what's the point of putting a urinal in a museam?) but I guess it's about the novelty and the "shock" factor still?
    Some things seem a bit "pointless" (wrapping up a bridge, then unwrapping it) yet at the same time I like how it just lasts a little while and then it's gone.

    I had assignments to produce abstract art and I was terrible at it. And I realised that there are still rules, a least as far as composition goes. My work ended up unbalanced, it was missing things, things weren't in the right places, or it was too crowded... And you could see it.

    Anyways, I guess my point is that a lot of abstract art is still about learning how to draw things realistically and then descronstructing that.
    And a lot of it I feel looks wicked awesome. If I ever get a painting hanging in my home, it's more likely to be something abstract I think.
  • edited April 2010
    Urinal "contemporary" art? Do you mean "Fountain" by Marcel Duchamp? Seeing how the "original" piece is more than 90 years old I wouldn't exactly call that contemporary. Peeing in it, yes, but it does kind of beg for that sort of thing. I'd say that much of the art I see displayed publicly isn't particularly interesting to me, but I'd guess that's the way it's always been. Not every piece is a master piece, and not every master piece will be enjoyed or understood by everyone. Not because they're not "good" or anything, but just because people approach things differently one from the other. Heck, your opinion of a piece can change drastically just as you age! (Boy, what an original thought I just posited! I am truly a genius critic. Yup.)

    Seriously though, I do find that there's a lot of interesting work out there in more of a "design school vein" if that makes any sense. Like this artist, Miki Sato who seems to have more of an illustrating background, but makes these amazing, tactile works. People who are "working" artists, i.e. in the entertainment, marketing fields as opposed to "pure" artists in the more traditional sense. I'm explaining myself horribly; I don't mean to denigrate more traditional or modern artists. But I think it's interesting that we've gone from Warhol's "raising up" of a Campbell's soup can to "true art" status to having people who design soup cans making them works of art from the get-go. (Okay, so it wasn't soup cans, it was kick ass book designs, but still, I'd be just as willing to display them as art as any painting.)
  • edited April 2010
    So should the title of the thread be "Boobs and artistic discussion" now?
  • edited April 2010
    Actually it would be cool if it just became general artistic discussion thread.
  • edited April 2010
    Look, we need to be talking about boobs. It has got to be done. Dashing has fooled you all into discussing art and culture!
  • edited April 2010
    :guybrush: Ahaha! Dance, puppets! Dance! :guybrush:
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Urinal "contemporary" art? Do you mean "Fountain" by Marcel Duchamp? Seeing how the "original" piece is more than 90 years old I wouldn't exactly call that contemporary.

    Oh, when does contemporary start? But "modern" if you prefer, since modern refers to stuff that's older than contemporary. (Right?)
    My point was that I don't get it. now I didn't see that in particular, but I went to a museum a few years ago in which some exhibits looked like someone was having a yard sale. A bunch of old crappy items laying on tables and in boxes and stuff. I didn't get it at all.
    Or there was the exhibition that had fix in food processors. Now I guess I'd kind of get the message if someone showed a picture of it or something, but the actual thing? And honestly, what was the point of leaving the things plugged? (yeah, it ended badly).

    Anyway, I'm not an art critic or anything, I'm pretty limited by "I like how it looks" and "I don't like how it looks", with some doses of "I like it but I can see how it needs work" or "I don't like it but I can tell the artist is talented".
  • edited April 2010
    Avant-garde stuff can be weird, but also fun to look at.

    I remember I got so excited when I found an old advant-garde room set up type thing rodney greenblatt (the guy who did the art for parappa the rapper) in one of my mom's art books.
  • edited April 2010
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Actually it would be cool if it just became general artistic discussion thread.

    Technically, anyone reading it from start to finish would begin by reading about boobs and end up reading an artistic discussion. But yeah, it seems that there's certainly an interest in an artistic discussion thread.
  • edited April 2010
    I like the current title. It's satirical, funny, and abby normal to me and hence I think it should stay how it is. Why must everything be made so ordinary? We may be talking about art here, but just because we talk about statues of David and paintings by Van Gogh doesn't mean we need to act like we, as Mozart would say, "sh-- marble".
  • edited April 2010
    I think threads are made better by putting "Boobs:" in front anyways. So even if the thread would work well as "an artistic discussion", "Boobs: an artistic discussion" is better!

    Now I'm going to mentally add "Boobs:" at the beginning of each thread title and see how that works.
    I'm already liking the "Boobs: Q&A with..." threads.
  • edited April 2010
    My Favorites:

    Boobs: New Logo Shape
    Boobs: Adventure Time!
    Boobs: Demo?
    Boobs: Max Watch
    Boobs: Writing Elaine
    Boobs: is this perverted
    Boobs: -1% hate it!

    And, of course, the best:

    Boobs: What do you look like? (Post a Pic!)

    Followed closely by:

    Boobs: Novelization?
  • edited April 2010
    Honestly, I was almost entirely teasing. I see no need to change the title. Though I have to say that the results of "suggesting" it are extremely amusing.

    It also has applications in the other boards. For example:

    Boobs: Obscure Russian Monkey Island game
    Boobs: My idea of a location for season two
    Boobs: Screaming Narwhal Concept Art
    Boobs: Writing Elaine

    And winner for worst (best?) pun:

    Boobs: what's with all the wii hate?
  • edited April 2010
    Here are some others:

    Boobs: Your burning questions answered... on our site!
    Boobs: My idea for a location of season two :)
    Boobs: Everything is a lie
    Boobs: Dreams
    Boobs: Hello!
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: My idea of a location for season two
    Avistew wrote: »
    Boobs: My idea for a location of season two :)

    ninja'd
  • edited April 2010
    Then I counter with:

    Boobs: My Sam and Max fangame
  • edited April 2010
    I'd play it.

    How about this one?

    Boobs: Q&A With... Steve Purcell
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: Anyone good at piano/keyboard?

    EDIT: Even better than Boobs: Hello!, I give you Boobs: Welcome!

    Also, Boobs: Q&A with the design team.
  • edited April 2010
    Forum Games provides amusing results.

    Boobs; The Goal
    Boobs: The Counting Game
    Boobs: A Game
    Boobs: The Censor Game
    Boobs: edible
    Boobs: Falling
  • edited April 2010
    From Sam & Max House of Hints:

    Boobs: I need a brain!
    Boobs: Easter Egg for first season
    Boobs: Wack-Da-Rats Help



    So much for the artistic discussion...
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: Boobs: An Artistic Discussion?
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs 101: Culture Shock
    Boobs: Package has not arrived
    Boobs: It looks like I'm getting overcharged for my credit card order
    Boobs: 17$ shipping for Europe is crazy
    Boobs: item on backorder?

    Here I am, adding "boobs" to titles and giggling. I agree we're drifting away from the "artistic discussion" part of it.
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!

    Okay, I cheated, there's no thread with that name. Yet.
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: Special Edition
  • edited April 2010
    Boobs: Special Edition

    I thought about this one but didn't find a thread title that was just "Special Edition" :p
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