I think I may ask my mother about writing a story for kids.
I remember she told me she once made a kids book as part of a course she did.
(She hand-made it herself)
I have an interesting idea for a short story, inspired by something that happened today, (while I was walking out of the staff room at clock-out time, a little girl was curiously looking through the door, and as a bit of fun, I did a sort of roar as I was coming out, and she ran to her dad. I walked over and she said that I scared her, and I said "I'm not something to be afraid of silly, I'm harmless you little squirt" then I patted her on the head, but it was the thinking about it on the walk home (I like to muse about things I could have said), that gave me a great idea).
Wait, so this movie I'm watching is about a nightshift supermarket clerk who can stop time and uses this power to undress female customers...and it's going for an artsy and pretentious bent to it?
"You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away between seconds of your life. If you don't stop for a minute...you might miss it."
Wait, so this movie I'm watching is about a nightshift supermarket clerk who can stop time and uses this power to undress female customers...and it's going for an artsy and pretentious bent to it?
"You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away between seconds of your life. If you don't stop for a minute...you might miss it."
Wow, porn has gotten a lot more high quality since it began, hasn't it?
Wait, so this movie I'm watching is about a nightshift supermarket clerk who can stop time and uses this power to undress female customers...and it's going for an artsy and pretentious bent to it?
"You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away between seconds of your life. If you don't stop for a minute...you might miss it."
Anyone been on the cleaverbot site Existor.com? I spoke to a bot called Evie.
Me:My name is coolsome.
Evie: I don't really like the name Claire.
Me: Why don't you like the name Claire.
Evie: Because the French don't like me.
Me:Why don't the french like you.
Evie: Because I'm black.
Anyone been on the cleaverbot site Existor.com? I spoke to a bot called Evie.
Me:My name is coolsome.
Evie: I don't really like the name Claire.
Me: Why don't you like the name Claire.
Evie: Because the French don't like me.
Me:Why don't the french like you.
Evie: Because I'm black.
Now that's fun.
After accusing me of being a bot and me asking 'her' for the definition of the word 'proof' (which was repeatedly not answered):
Evie: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: I'm talking about the definition of the word 'proof'.
Evie: I don't think I'm human.
Me: Thank you.
Evie: Peace.
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Wait, so this movie I'm watching is about a nightshift supermarket clerk who can stop time and uses this power to undress female customers...and it's going for an artsy and pretentious bent to it?
I know the Twilight Zone versions of this, which end up where the person who stops time gets in a situation where time is stopped and he/she is unable to restart it, gets sort of artsy. The person with this power has fun with it for a while, but then either the person's time stopping device breaks and doesn't work to restart it, or the person gets in a situation where if time restarts, it would mean death a second later. Either way, the person is doomed to live forever in a frozen world (at least the story ends on that note).
I've never seen the movie you're watching, but I would think undressing female customers without them being interested in a relationship with you would get kind of old after the first couple hundred. There isn't that much variation. If you want to see a bunch of naked people, watch porn.
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Don't even joke about such things.
If they did but took out all the sex it would only be like 5 mins long and just be about her outfits.
Five minutes long is five minutes too long in my book.
There's one Harry Potter fanfic that I'd love to be made into a movie, but that is not it.
I remember she told me she once made a kids book as part of a course she did.
(She hand-made it herself)
I have an interesting idea for a short story, inspired by something that happened today, (while I was walking out of the staff room at clock-out time, a little girl was curiously looking through the door, and as a bit of fun, I did a sort of roar as I was coming out, and she ran to her dad. I walked over and she said that I scared her, and I said "I'm not something to be afraid of silly, I'm harmless you little squirt" then I patted her on the head, but it was the thinking about it on the walk home (I like to muse about things I could have said), that gave me a great idea).
That one was pretty damn hilarious. But you really should read Severus Snape, Professor and Lover. That one will have you in tears.
Well, tears of laughter anyways.
Strabble, indeeb.
[Also that's my favorite Spongebob episode]
The crowd was very supportive, and I think I did pretty well.
Comedy, poetry, rapping, or singing?
Guitar and a bit of singing.
"You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away between seconds of your life. If you don't stop for a minute...you might miss it."
Wow, porn has gotten a lot more high quality since it began, hasn't it?
...What the hell are you watching?
Me:My name is coolsome.
Evie: I don't really like the name Claire.
Me: Why don't you like the name Claire.
Evie: Because the French don't like me.
Me:Why don't the french like you.
Evie: Because I'm black.
Me: The Silence
Evia: Silence will fall.
Now that's fun.
After accusing me of being a bot and me asking 'her' for the definition of the word 'proof' (which was repeatedly not answered):
Evie: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: I'm talking about the definition of the word 'proof'.
Evie: I don't think I'm human.
Me: Thank you.
Evie: Peace.
Amen, Johro. That's why I gave up being normal when I turned 15.
I know the Twilight Zone versions of this, which end up where the person who stops time gets in a situation where time is stopped and he/she is unable to restart it, gets sort of artsy. The person with this power has fun with it for a while, but then either the person's time stopping device breaks and doesn't work to restart it, or the person gets in a situation where if time restarts, it would mean death a second later. Either way, the person is doomed to live forever in a frozen world (at least the story ends on that note).
I've never seen the movie you're watching, but I would think undressing female customers without them being interested in a relationship with you would get kind of old after the first couple hundred. There isn't that much variation. If you want to see a bunch of naked people, watch porn.
Exactly, normal people go out weekends and hang out and get drunk. I stay home and save the world repeatedly on my computer.
Some people would say that this is a loser's lifestyle. I say that I have less cleaning up to do afterwards.
Unless your male..
... then you don't clean up anyway
Georgia.
Well, Oregon.
Eww.
So... this is a thing, for any Tim and Eric fans that may be putzing around here (that's my name at the very bottom):
We're trying to have it out for Kindle on March 3rd, a day after the theatrical release of Billion Dollar Movie.
... I'm terrible at this plugging thing. Makes me feel skeezy. Is skeezy a word? Well, it is now.
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Daniel Bryan defended his World Title against The Big Show and Mark Henry.