Today I learned that Eminem can act as well as rap. I guess that you have to act on stage just as much when you're an artist as when you're a professional actor.
The Premise is pretty standard: Down on his luck star with lots of talents is underappreciated by the crowds, all the while having trouble at home with his daughter and his mother and getting over a recent break-up. Hmmm... it's almost as if this story was based off of Eminem's life or somethin- Oh wait. I forgot. This is a "semi-autobiographical" movie. I don't really have any problems with these kinds of stories, just as long as something original is brought into it. And what's more original than rap battles?
Seriously, though, Eminem surprised me by putting a lot of emotion into his acting as Jimmy "Bunny Rabbit" Smith. Yeah, he's not exactly "best actor" material and he really doesn't get to stretch his acting abilities beyond the melancholic side of things, but he knows when to be calm and when to be angry. Without even saying a word, he can convey his emotions pretty clearly.
The other actors in the movie also know their stuff, and we get some especially good performances out of Kim Basinger, who plays Rabbit's drunken, down-on-her-luck mother, Makhi Phifer in the role of Rabbit's somewhat mentor "Future," and the late Brittany Murphy, who plays Rabbit's kind-of love interest. (I say kind of because they never really call themselves boyfriend and girlfriend.)They all pull off their characters convincingly an they're pretty much the majority of what carries this movie through to the end.
As for the soundtrack, I doesn't listen to a lot of hip-hop or rap, but I absolutely love listening to the movie's definitive theme song, "Lose Yourself." It's a shining example of rap being used in place of poetry. Every single line is crafted carefully to not only tell the story of the movie but deliver the central message: "You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo."
This movie is beautifully acted and composed, and I highly recommend it for anyone who enjoys underdog or music-based movies. However, if you feel uncomfortable about topics like sex and violence (both of which there is a fairly large dose of), you are going to feel uncomfortable watching this movie. Just a heads up.
I missed the first third of it (though I already knew the premise, so I could pick up the plot), but Tangled gets a solid 8/10 from me for being a pretty damn entertaining film, even if the music is a little on the underwhelming side.
Man that movie is hard to watch. The gore in it crawls right under my skin while I can take cutting off feet any day because I know it isn't real. The gore in this one looks way to real and painful. Also Natalie Portman looks really ugly in it. Great second half saves the movie though.
Brilliant film, there's really nothing I can say about it apart from it's awesome. (Think I forgot to put it on my list of fave movies though, silly me).
Was able to watch it yesterday. For those of you who saw my rants a year ago, it might even come as a surprise that there's a six up there.
Quality of adaptation - deplorable.
It's official. Jackson and his wacky writer crew are crap at adapting the works of Tolkien, and particularly The Hobbit. How Bilbo was lured into this adventure was acceptable in the movie version for me. Close enough to Tolkien, the stretches were applied for reasons of greater credibility, and by far not as 'long' as I had assumed after I read the first reviews.
But Bilbo is not a fighter and that's that. Jackson was entirely unable to understand how Bilbo could earn the dwarves' respect with any other deed than capability in battle. In the book, Bilbo kills a bunch of spiders. In the movie, he's probably still sixty minutes from those spiders at the end, but has already killed a Goblin (yeah, that's what you call them in the Hobbit actually) and some Wargs (!) AND has saved a Dwarf King from being killed by his arch enemy, with sword in hand. When Bilbo tried to distract the trolls, attempted to talk his friends out of the frying pan, I was OK with it. If that could be Bilbo's strength in the movie, so be it. That's like him. But Bilbo was never, ever Thorin's "battle companion". He fucking MISSES the battle with the dragon, and he fucking MISSES the battle of the five armies. Would someone tell Peter Jackson that Tolkien was trying to tell us something?!?
The Hobbit never lent itself to the kind of 'epicalisation' Jackson is desperately trying to shove down the viewer's eyes and ears.
I'd better not start about that Santa Clown LotR-overflow wizard impersonator they put in. That was far more than a 'stretch'.
Dialogue - deplorable.
"Show, don't tell". Could someone write that on Peter Jackson's retina? The idea to show the dwarves as a rather mixed group of societal outcasts without experience in battle - excellent. Just telling the spectator exactly that? Lame. The idea to treat Bilbo's wish to join the dwarves as a kindhearted understanding of how Thorin & Co. lost their home? Believable, even ironing out a bit of Tolkien's story credibility. But putting a "you lost your home" speech in Bilbo's mouth? Entirely unprofessional. But the worst was the Galadriel-Gandalf conversation, when the Grey tries to explain why he chose Bilbo for this adventure. Poor, poor McKellen, who had to speak this infantile tomfoolery, this excrement-became-words. That's not even pathos. It's just crap.
The cameos - bearable, yet still not welcome.
My greatest fear was that the LotR cameos would be so prolonged that they would throw the Hobbit movie off track. Well, this thankfully was only half true. The completely nonsensical frame story with Holm and Wood was rather short, at least considering that this is a 160 minute movie. The White Council is unnerving in that it bears no connection to the Hobbit story and that the dialogue was probably written by an eight year old. But at least we're done after ten minutes! Of course, Elrond hasn't spoken a word to Bilbo, yet again, just like in the Lord of the Rings movies. Too busy talking with a bunch of people who had no place in the book, for good reason.
The actors - solid to excellent.
What really saved a lot of this movie for me was that I could believe Martin Freeman to be Bilbo and Ian McKellen to be Gandalf. Richard Armitage is impressive as Thorin, but suffers most from Peter Jackson's ugly writing mishaps. He will always be perceived as a wannabe Aragorn, because Jackson is unable to portray Thorin in any other way.
The battle scenes - too constructed, too repetitive
It is considerably baffling that Peter Jackson did not at all expand his visual battle vocabulary in the last decade. Every quarter hour someone is "charging someone else". The duels are almost unwatchable, the evident "epic" turn taking of the opponents is so embarrassing, I have to puke (this already completely ruined Eowyn vs. Nazgul for me; why no one has told Peter that his is not the way a duel ever occurs is beyond me). For Jackson, it's all first you strike, then you step back, take a hit, then you strike back and cut his arm/head off. Duel after duel is ruined by this lackluster orchestration, particularly Thorin vs. Azog and Gandalf vs. Goblin King.
The action - boring and repetitive
Gandalf calls the Eagles? Seen it. Our heroes balancing on breaking stone? Seen it. Warg riders attacking a trek? Seen it. Gandalf surprisingly saves the day at sunrise, presented contre-jour? Yawn.
The digital effects - nice, but on a 2001 level.
I was mostly entertained by the digital parts (the dwarven fortress particularly), but never saw them rise beyond what I've seen TEN years ago. Obviously, no money whatsoever went into the illusion that Bilbo and the dwarves are actually smaller than Elves or Men. Every hour or so, ONE halfway convincing greenscreen scene is inserted. The rest is forced perspective or "we just don't care". Neither has worked very well ten years ago, and someone obviously forgot to throw a punch in Jackson's face for it. Because now, ten years later, Jackson doesn't seem to give a shit. His dwarves look like silly clad humans, all of them. Where'd all that money go, Mr. Director? Worst of the effects was the Troll scene, which just SCREAMED "studio shot". What was once meant as a clearing in a forest turned into a claustrophobic bowl of undergrowth. No creativity, no vision.
The music - wonderful at times, but Shore should be ashamed for the repetition.
Yes, I had fallen in love with the Misty Mountains theme as well. It's not Shore's fault that the theme is so seldom applied befitting its epic tone. And I can connect to some of the new themes as well, even Radagast's I found striking. But what absolutely won't stand is the virulent Lord of the Rings plagiarism. I have nothing against re-using the Hobbiton or Bilbo theme, but Shore could at least have arranged them a bit more, that's what composers do; and using LotR movie themes during Hobbit action and battle scenes, when Jackson should actually desperately communicate: "Hey, this is new stuff!", that puts shame to this movie.
^ I was disappointed with The Hobbit myself for various reasons. I gave it a 7/10. The bird shit in Radagast's hair I thought was un-funny and disrespectful to the character. I also felt the humour was low-brow. What a shame.
Wreck It Ralph also gets a 7 as I was disappointed in the story. I didn't seem to care about what was happening.
Skyfall gets an 8.5. Pretty damn good, and right up there with Casino Royale.
Life of Pi gets an 8. Visually stunning movie though it dragged on at times. Well worth seeing.
For some reason, I thought it was lichen growing on his face and not meant to be a joke, just a "this guy's a Middle Earth hippie" type thing. I really want his bunny sled, though.
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Also, I just saw Django Unchained and it was positively excellent. If you don't mind walls splattered with blood it definitely worth seeing. It had great action, great story, was funny as hell when it needed to be, and I loved all the characters, even the bad guys (though in the latter case it was really just delight in how casually evil they were, rather than the typical "muahahaha" irredeemable villains that show up so often).
I give The Hobbit an 8/10, with points taken off for the depiction of Radagast.
I give The Lord of the Rings Trilogy an 8.5/10 with The Two Towers specifically getting a 7/10 for ruining Faramir by making him take Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath, when Faramir let them go at the falls in the book.
Also, I give Rango a boring/10 because I tried watching it on Netflix yesterday, but it was stupid and unfunny, so I turned it off after the first 20 minutes.
Didn't really like it. Loved LOTR movies, but those characters were just better. Better acting, more backstory, etc. This one felt a little hasted. Walking, emotions, action, walking, emotions, action. The end.
Loved the book, understood it's a children's book, so I went into the movie with this in my head.
I'll be checking out part 2 and 3 (really... 3 parts for such a small book?) though. Maybe I'll like them more.
Watched this on Netflix. Fantastic movie about a boy who is deaf. (fyi: it has optional subtitles)
Almost the whole movie, he can't sign, so he has no way at all to communicate. The truth is that I felt way more sad for Jonah than for his parents, though they were only doing the best they could with what they were being told they should do.
It's a drama, and it doesn't get happy until
Jonah's mom meets with adults in the deaf community later in the movie
, but it's good. Really good. I highly recommend it.
I really have no idea what I was watching over half of the time.
Many people have told me that the movie is a garbled mess but I saw the movie with an open mind. But I have to agree with everyone else, it was a mess.
It does have it's cool action sequences here and there, but it doesn't do it justice when they where used in such a poorly executed film.
Very enjoyable in my opinion. Loved the fact that they didn't go FULL sci-fi on this one. Even my girlfriend liked it. Joseph Gorden Lewitt is my favorite 'new generation' actors at this moment and he does an amazing job once again. The make up is awesome, he could be the younger brother of Bruce Willis.
Great action, shitty CGI, unoriginal but still enjoyable story. The timetravel element is ridiculous and full of holes, but who cares, it's entertainment, not a science book.
+1 for Jeff Daniels with beard. Love that man, the beard makes it even better.
I have read 0 of this thread except the first and last posts. If anyone hasn't seen Toy Story, then I will just say they are missing out on one of the best trilogies film making has ever seen.
The most recent movie I've seen was Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011). I rate this movie as a 2/10. It was just horribly executed. Granted, I gave up on really paying attention, but that's because the film just didn't catch my attention like I hoped it would.
From what I gathered, the one chimp was genetically altered so it had an exponentially growing I.Q. but then after it attacked a civilian it was put into the chimpanzee equivalent of a dog pound. He then orchestrates a break out and what is apparently hundreds of chimps, apes, etc. make a break for the redwood forest while killing a few dozen humans on the way. They also make a stop at the zoo to bust their brethren out. I find it difficult to believe such an extravagant plan stemming from one genetically altered chimp. Some of the others may have been altered too I guess, like I said, I wasn't paying attention. But still.
And the apes looked horribly fake. Especially when the gorilla dies, and there's blood spots but they didn't even try to make it look like there was actual wounds. ugh.
Fawful, this is a bad movie. I can't believe you like it.
I have read 0 of this thread except the first and last posts. If anyone hasn't seen Toy Story, then I will just say they are missing out on one of the best trilogies film making has ever seen.
I just rewatched the first one and remembered why I liked it so much as a kid. I think the second and third ones went downhill from the first, because I forgot how brutally sarcastic and hilarious Woody is in the first movie. He really mellowed out by the end of the series to the series' detriment.
How To Train Your Dragon was one of the most disappointingly slow, uneventful, and droll 3D animated films I've seen. Conceptually it was great, but your "meh" seems tragically misplaced.
How To Train Your Dragon was one of the most disappointingly slow, uneventful, and droll 3D animated films I've seen. Conceptually it was great, but your "meh" seems tragically misplaced.
HTTyD is a perfectly paced movie, where there's not a single scene that feels like it's got to go on the cutting floor or feels out of place. And the amount of set-ups and payoffs in the movie is amazing (ranging from simple lines to whole plotpoints). And the Forbidden Friendship scene is so beautiful, the only thing that surpasses it is the first 10 minutes of Up.
Really, HTTyD is one of the most emotional and amazing animated movies there ever is, and if your heart is so black that you can't see that, then I truly pity you. (and, I've included the bold part to point out that your way of disagreeing with somebody else's opinion by calling it 'tragically misplaced' or that person 'deprived of humanity' is REALLY, REALLY annoying. Please don't do that. Thank you.)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Doesn't mean those who disagree with mine aren't still wrong. (And I find your attempt at insulting me to be humorous. To be clear I wasn't intent on insulting anyone, just stating a matter of absolute and irrefutable fact. )
Toy Story 1: Really good!
Toy Story 2: Good, but not as good as the first.
Toy Story 3: Almost as good as the first, better than the second.
And as a bonus:
Up: One of my favorite Pixar movies, if not my absolute favorite.
Wall-E: I go back and forth. I like it a lot, but it is a bit heavyhanded at times.
How to Train Your Dragon: Dreamwork's best. Just absolute gold.
I will hold that Megamind was Dreamworks' best. I just watched it again. Never noticed that somehow he ended up with the Arc of the Covenant in his office. I would say that that movie had one of the tightest plots I've ever seen in an animated film. Everything had purpose, even the throwaway gags at the beginning played a part in the end. It made sense. Also, even though they had a talking animal (Minion) it wasn't annoying. Which has got to be a first in a Dreamworks movie.
I will hold that Megamind was Dreamworks' best. I just watched it again. Never noticed that somehow he ended up with the Arc of the Covenant in his office. I would say that that movie had one of the tightest plots I've ever seen in an animated film. Everything had purpose, even the throwaway gags at the beginning played a part in the end. It made sense. Also, even though they had a talking animal (Minion) it wasn't annoying. Which has got to be a first in a Dreamworks movie.
But I've said this before.
Also the soundtrack was brilliant.
^ Agreed.
Megamind has a really deep and engaging story.
The Bourne Legacy - 4/10
Over half of the movie to me felt like a lead up to something totally amazing, and then the movie just stopped. I was left with a dry feeling in my mouth thinking there was something I had missed. So many of the bad guys never got what they deserved and I don't feel many of the things was resolved.
Maybe I just didn't understand the movie that well.
The action sequences was cool though even if they where on the short side.
The tie in to the original trilogy really works quite well.
So all in all an ok experience, even though I feel it's not finished and hope they will continue to close some plot points in a possible fifth movie, maybe.
Hold on, action sequences? Did we see a different movie? There were no action. Scenes until an hour and a half into the movie, and it was a single scene lasting 45 minutes of lazily choreographed action.
Screw Toy Story. Screw Monkey for liking that shit.
Screw How to Train Your Dragon. Screw Fuklander for liking that shit.
SCREW RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. (You're a self-hating speciesist if you hate monkeys taking over, Monkey)
And I disagree, Monkey. Everyone is entitled to their opinion....unless it's my opinion, and then I'm right! I'm not joking or being sarcastic. I am literally always right, and the rest of you are shitlords who drool on yourselfs.
I'll make fun of Monkey's taste in Toy Story all day long.
Monkey isn't to be taken seriously. He's not out to insult anybody, that's just his humor. You bitches are the ones who got super butthurt at it without realizing he's just trash talking. Never heard of trash talking? It's not serious. It's like when you play a multiplayer game and trash the person playing with you. It's exaggeration. None of it's to be taken seriously. I can't believe I have to explain this concept to you bitches. It's not REAL insults with REAL intent to actually insult.
I'm not kidding about hating all the things people argued about on this page, though. It's all a bunch of shitty generic kids movies with shitty ugly 3D animation.
I don't....I don't think I even have a favorite 3D animated movie. I don't even think I OWN ONE in my movie collection! I like motion capture...does that count? If so, then I like Tintin and that's about it. Every time I watch a 3D animated movie I come away feeling like I wasted my damn time. My time with American animated movies may have come to a close with the 90s. I can enjoy them once in a while- but I never find myself wanting to rewatch any of them.
List of 3D animated American flicks I enjoyed but can't revisit often:
A Bug's Life
Wall-E
Finding Nemo
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2
Shrek
That's um....that's about it.
Claymation is the closest thing I can get to enjoying that shit.
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Bravo, Sir Hopkins, Bravo!
9/10
Today I learned that Eminem can act as well as rap. I guess that you have to act on stage just as much when you're an artist as when you're a professional actor.
The Premise is pretty standard: Down on his luck star with lots of talents is underappreciated by the crowds, all the while having trouble at home with his daughter and his mother and getting over a recent break-up. Hmmm... it's almost as if this story was based off of Eminem's life or somethin- Oh wait. I forgot. This is a "semi-autobiographical" movie. I don't really have any problems with these kinds of stories, just as long as something original is brought into it. And what's more original than rap battles?
Seriously, though, Eminem surprised me by putting a lot of emotion into his acting as Jimmy "Bunny Rabbit" Smith. Yeah, he's not exactly "best actor" material and he really doesn't get to stretch his acting abilities beyond the melancholic side of things, but he knows when to be calm and when to be angry. Without even saying a word, he can convey his emotions pretty clearly.
The other actors in the movie also know their stuff, and we get some especially good performances out of Kim Basinger, who plays Rabbit's drunken, down-on-her-luck mother, Makhi Phifer in the role of Rabbit's somewhat mentor "Future," and the late Brittany Murphy, who plays Rabbit's kind-of love interest. (I say kind of because they never really call themselves boyfriend and girlfriend.)They all pull off their characters convincingly an they're pretty much the majority of what carries this movie through to the end.
As for the soundtrack, I doesn't listen to a lot of hip-hop or rap, but I absolutely love listening to the movie's definitive theme song, "Lose Yourself." It's a shining example of rap being used in place of poetry. Every single line is crafted carefully to not only tell the story of the movie but deliver the central message: "You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo."
This movie is beautifully acted and composed, and I highly recommend it for anyone who enjoys underdog or music-based movies. However, if you feel uncomfortable about topics like sex and violence (both of which there is a fairly large dose of), you are going to feel uncomfortable watching this movie. Just a heads up.
Totally by surprise, I only watched it this year.
As for the music... well, at least the incantation gives me goosebumps.
Man that movie is hard to watch. The gore in it crawls right under my skin while I can take cutting off feet any day because I know it isn't real. The gore in this one looks way to real and painful. Also Natalie Portman looks really ugly in it. Great second half saves the movie though.
Fixed.
Not really.
Brilliant film, there's really nothing I can say about it apart from it's awesome. (Think I forgot to put it on my list of fave movies though, silly me).
Was able to watch it yesterday. For those of you who saw my rants a year ago, it might even come as a surprise that there's a six up there.
Quality of adaptation - deplorable.
It's official. Jackson and his wacky writer crew are crap at adapting the works of Tolkien, and particularly The Hobbit. How Bilbo was lured into this adventure was acceptable in the movie version for me. Close enough to Tolkien, the stretches were applied for reasons of greater credibility, and by far not as 'long' as I had assumed after I read the first reviews.
But Bilbo is not a fighter and that's that. Jackson was entirely unable to understand how Bilbo could earn the dwarves' respect with any other deed than capability in battle. In the book, Bilbo kills a bunch of spiders. In the movie, he's probably still sixty minutes from those spiders at the end, but has already killed a Goblin (yeah, that's what you call them in the Hobbit actually) and some Wargs (!) AND has saved a Dwarf King from being killed by his arch enemy, with sword in hand. When Bilbo tried to distract the trolls, attempted to talk his friends out of the frying pan, I was OK with it. If that could be Bilbo's strength in the movie, so be it. That's like him. But Bilbo was never, ever Thorin's "battle companion". He fucking MISSES the battle with the dragon, and he fucking MISSES the battle of the five armies. Would someone tell Peter Jackson that Tolkien was trying to tell us something?!?
The Hobbit never lent itself to the kind of 'epicalisation' Jackson is desperately trying to shove down the viewer's eyes and ears.
I'd better not start about that Santa Clown LotR-overflow wizard impersonator they put in. That was far more than a 'stretch'.
Dialogue - deplorable.
"Show, don't tell". Could someone write that on Peter Jackson's retina? The idea to show the dwarves as a rather mixed group of societal outcasts without experience in battle - excellent. Just telling the spectator exactly that? Lame. The idea to treat Bilbo's wish to join the dwarves as a kindhearted understanding of how Thorin & Co. lost their home? Believable, even ironing out a bit of Tolkien's story credibility. But putting a "you lost your home" speech in Bilbo's mouth? Entirely unprofessional. But the worst was the Galadriel-Gandalf conversation, when the Grey tries to explain why he chose Bilbo for this adventure. Poor, poor McKellen, who had to speak this infantile tomfoolery, this excrement-became-words. That's not even pathos. It's just crap.
The cameos - bearable, yet still not welcome.
My greatest fear was that the LotR cameos would be so prolonged that they would throw the Hobbit movie off track. Well, this thankfully was only half true. The completely nonsensical frame story with Holm and Wood was rather short, at least considering that this is a 160 minute movie. The White Council is unnerving in that it bears no connection to the Hobbit story and that the dialogue was probably written by an eight year old. But at least we're done after ten minutes! Of course, Elrond hasn't spoken a word to Bilbo, yet again, just like in the Lord of the Rings movies. Too busy talking with a bunch of people who had no place in the book, for good reason.
The actors - solid to excellent.
What really saved a lot of this movie for me was that I could believe Martin Freeman to be Bilbo and Ian McKellen to be Gandalf. Richard Armitage is impressive as Thorin, but suffers most from Peter Jackson's ugly writing mishaps. He will always be perceived as a wannabe Aragorn, because Jackson is unable to portray Thorin in any other way.
The battle scenes - too constructed, too repetitive
It is considerably baffling that Peter Jackson did not at all expand his visual battle vocabulary in the last decade. Every quarter hour someone is "charging someone else". The duels are almost unwatchable, the evident "epic" turn taking of the opponents is so embarrassing, I have to puke (this already completely ruined Eowyn vs. Nazgul for me; why no one has told Peter that his is not the way a duel ever occurs is beyond me). For Jackson, it's all first you strike, then you step back, take a hit, then you strike back and cut his arm/head off. Duel after duel is ruined by this lackluster orchestration, particularly Thorin vs. Azog and Gandalf vs. Goblin King.
The action - boring and repetitive
Gandalf calls the Eagles? Seen it. Our heroes balancing on breaking stone? Seen it. Warg riders attacking a trek? Seen it. Gandalf surprisingly saves the day at sunrise, presented contre-jour? Yawn.
The digital effects - nice, but on a 2001 level.
I was mostly entertained by the digital parts (the dwarven fortress particularly), but never saw them rise beyond what I've seen TEN years ago. Obviously, no money whatsoever went into the illusion that Bilbo and the dwarves are actually smaller than Elves or Men. Every hour or so, ONE halfway convincing greenscreen scene is inserted. The rest is forced perspective or "we just don't care". Neither has worked very well ten years ago, and someone obviously forgot to throw a punch in Jackson's face for it. Because now, ten years later, Jackson doesn't seem to give a shit. His dwarves look like silly clad humans, all of them. Where'd all that money go, Mr. Director? Worst of the effects was the Troll scene, which just SCREAMED "studio shot". What was once meant as a clearing in a forest turned into a claustrophobic bowl of undergrowth. No creativity, no vision.
The music - wonderful at times, but Shore should be ashamed for the repetition.
Yes, I had fallen in love with the Misty Mountains theme as well. It's not Shore's fault that the theme is so seldom applied befitting its epic tone. And I can connect to some of the new themes as well, even Radagast's I found striking. But what absolutely won't stand is the virulent Lord of the Rings plagiarism. I have nothing against re-using the Hobbiton or Bilbo theme, but Shore could at least have arranged them a bit more, that's what composers do; and using LotR movie themes during Hobbit action and battle scenes, when Jackson should actually desperately communicate: "Hey, this is new stuff!", that puts shame to this movie.
Wreck It Ralph also gets a 7 as I was disappointed in the story. I didn't seem to care about what was happening.
Skyfall gets an 8.5. Pretty damn good, and right up there with Casino Royale.
Life of Pi gets an 8. Visually stunning movie though it dragged on at times. Well worth seeing.
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Also, I just saw Django Unchained and it was positively excellent. If you don't mind walls splattered with blood it definitely worth seeing. It had great action, great story, was funny as hell when it needed to be, and I loved all the characters, even the bad guys (though in the latter case it was really just delight in how casually evil they were, rather than the typical "muahahaha" irredeemable villains that show up so often).
But yeah, great movie.
I give The Lord of the Rings Trilogy an 8.5/10 with The Two Towers specifically getting a 7/10 for ruining Faramir by making him take Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath, when Faramir let them go at the falls in the book.
I give Kerr's 6-part Lord of the Rings fan edit a 9.75/10 as it is fantastic, but Treebeard's journey through the forest with Merry and Pippin feels choppy.
Also, I give Rango a boring/10 because I tried watching it on Netflix yesterday, but it was stupid and unfunny, so I turned it off after the first 20 minutes.
Didn't really like it. Loved LOTR movies, but those characters were just better. Better acting, more backstory, etc. This one felt a little hasted. Walking, emotions, action, walking, emotions, action. The end.
Loved the book, understood it's a children's book, so I went into the movie with this in my head.
I'll be checking out part 2 and 3 (really... 3 parts for such a small book?) though. Maybe I'll like them more.
Watched this on Netflix. Fantastic movie about a boy who is deaf. (fyi: it has optional subtitles)
Almost the whole movie, he can't sign, so he has no way at all to communicate. The truth is that I felt way more sad for Jonah than for his parents, though they were only doing the best they could with what they were being told they should do.
It's a drama, and it doesn't get happy until
I really have no idea what I was watching over half of the time.
Many people have told me that the movie is a garbled mess but I saw the movie with an open mind. But I have to agree with everyone else, it was a mess.
It does have it's cool action sequences here and there, but it doesn't do it justice when they where used in such a poorly executed film.
Very enjoyable in my opinion. Loved the fact that they didn't go FULL sci-fi on this one. Even my girlfriend liked it. Joseph Gorden Lewitt is my favorite 'new generation' actors at this moment and he does an amazing job once again. The make up is awesome, he could be the younger brother of Bruce Willis.
Great action, shitty CGI, unoriginal but still enjoyable story. The timetravel element is ridiculous and full of holes, but who cares, it's entertainment, not a science book.
+1 for Jeff Daniels with beard. Love that man, the beard makes it even better.
And now I need to rewatch Toy Story.
The most recent movie I've seen was Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011). I rate this movie as a 2/10. It was just horribly executed. Granted, I gave up on really paying attention, but that's because the film just didn't catch my attention like I hoped it would.
From what I gathered, the one chimp was genetically altered so it had an exponentially growing I.Q. but then after it attacked a civilian it was put into the chimpanzee equivalent of a dog pound. He then orchestrates a break out and what is apparently hundreds of chimps, apes, etc. make a break for the redwood forest while killing a few dozen humans on the way. They also make a stop at the zoo to bust their brethren out. I find it difficult to believe such an extravagant plan stemming from one genetically altered chimp. Some of the others may have been altered too I guess, like I said, I wasn't paying attention. But still.
And the apes looked horribly fake. Especially when the gorilla dies, and there's blood spots but they didn't even try to make it look like there was actual wounds. ugh.
Fawful, this is a bad movie. I can't believe you like it.
I'm with Dashing on this one.
Toy Story is... really, really 'meh'.
General populace disagrees with you
HTTyD is a perfectly paced movie, where there's not a single scene that feels like it's got to go on the cutting floor or feels out of place. And the amount of set-ups and payoffs in the movie is amazing (ranging from simple lines to whole plotpoints). And the Forbidden Friendship scene is so beautiful, the only thing that surpasses it is the first 10 minutes of Up.
Really, HTTyD is one of the most emotional and amazing animated movies there ever is, and if your heart is so black that you can't see that, then I truly pity you. (and, I've included the bold part to point out that your way of disagreeing with somebody else's opinion by calling it 'tragically misplaced' or that person 'deprived of humanity' is REALLY, REALLY annoying. Please don't do that. Thank you.)
Toy Story 2: Good, but not as good as the first.
Toy Story 3: Almost as good as the first, better than the second.
And as a bonus:
Up: One of my favorite Pixar movies, if not my absolute favorite.
Wall-E: I go back and forth. I like it a lot, but it is a bit heavyhanded at times.
How to Train Your Dragon: Dreamwork's best. Just absolute gold.
But I've said this before.
Also the soundtrack was brilliant.
^ Agreed.
Megamind has a really deep and engaging story.
The Bourne Legacy - 4/10
Over half of the movie to me felt like a lead up to something totally amazing, and then the movie just stopped. I was left with a dry feeling in my mouth thinking there was something I had missed. So many of the bad guys never got what they deserved and I don't feel many of the things was resolved.
Maybe I just didn't understand the movie that well.
The action sequences was cool though even if they where on the short side.
The tie in to the original trilogy really works quite well.
So all in all an ok experience, even though I feel it's not finished and hope they will continue to close some plot points in a possible fifth movie, maybe.
Screw How to Train Your Dragon. Screw Fuklander for liking that shit.
SCREW RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. (You're a self-hating speciesist if you hate monkeys taking over, Monkey)
And I disagree, Monkey. Everyone is entitled to their opinion....unless it's my opinion, and then I'm right! I'm not joking or being sarcastic. I am literally always right, and the rest of you are shitlords who drool on yourselfs.
Screw all of Dreamworks and Pixar.
Monkey isn't to be taken seriously. He's not out to insult anybody, that's just his humor. You bitches are the ones who got super butthurt at it without realizing he's just trash talking. Never heard of trash talking? It's not serious. It's like when you play a multiplayer game and trash the person playing with you. It's exaggeration. None of it's to be taken seriously. I can't believe I have to explain this concept to you bitches. It's not REAL insults with REAL intent to actually insult.
I'm not kidding about hating all the things people argued about on this page, though. It's all a bunch of shitty generic kids movies with shitty ugly 3D animation.
I don't....I don't think I even have a favorite 3D animated movie. I don't even think I OWN ONE in my movie collection! I like motion capture...does that count? If so, then I like Tintin and that's about it. Every time I watch a 3D animated movie I come away feeling like I wasted my damn time. My time with American animated movies may have come to a close with the 90s. I can enjoy them once in a while- but I never find myself wanting to rewatch any of them.
List of 3D animated American flicks I enjoyed but can't revisit often:
A Bug's Life
Wall-E
Finding Nemo
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2
Shrek
That's um....that's about it.
Claymation is the closest thing I can get to enjoying that shit.