Respond With A Quote From Anything

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

You big p***y!

Chyron8472

Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is... Dick.

Debbie82

I called that college girl a sl*t.

Shadowknight1

Popular Slut Club!

dustpuffs

Jane, you ignorant slut!

Klatuu

Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

HelloCthulhu

Called. Love?

Shadowknight1

What's love got to do with it?

dustpuffs

Lovin, touchin, squeezin, each other.

Chyron8472

Just what I always wanted--my own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Boobies...

StrongBrush1

Let's see... 531-8008.

HelloCthulhu

And my name is Javert! Do not forget me, 24601!

Shadowknight1

The name's Bond. James Bond.

Chyron8472

Good luck with the floor James. I've set the timers for six minutes--the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a friend.

dustpuffs

That's good. Unless, of course, someone comes up with 6 minute abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

coolsome

Miss Havesham's robot monkeys prove a formidable foe.

Debbie82

They like seeing a pervert kiss a dog's @$$!

Shadowknight1

I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I forget.

Debbie82

I need to remember before I forget...
Before I forget that!

Chyron8472

Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnss........

Shadowknight1

I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

HelloCthulhu

Big lipped alligator moment!

Shadowknight1

What the hell is that?!

Debbie82

I can see a lot of TVs being thrown out the window.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I sit down, watch some TV, and drink a whole carton of drinkable sausage!

Chyron8472

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?

Daddy would you like some sausage? Sausages, sausages...

StrongBrush1

Donny, shut the fuck up!

Shadowknight1

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark.

Chyron8472

About those colorful metaphors that we've discussed... I don't think you should try using them anymore.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

You used me like a cheap dishrag!

Shut up, bitch, and get me a sandwich.

coolsome

There once was a man from Nantucket

Chyron8472

Vulcans are well known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation.

Chyron8472

The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.

Shadowknight1

It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns!

StrongBrush1

You don't care for me
I don't care about that
You got an new groove?
Ha! I like 'em like that
I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire

Chyron8472

That's what she said.

Shadowknight1

How long is this?