Respond With A Quote From Anything

Toasty

Long enough to hurt!

Chyron8472

Come with me if you want to live.

Shadowknight1

Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?

Chyron8472

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Shadowknight1

I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.

Debbie82

"I fixed a masterpiece!" "ERMAHGERD!!!!"

Chyron8472

Tehy terk er JERBS!!!

StrongBrush1

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp dee derpity derpee derp. Until one day... a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp de derp ta teedily tum. From the creators of "Derp" and "Tum Ta Tittly-Tum-Ta-Do," Rob Schneider is " Da Derp De Derp Ta Tittly Derpy Derp De Dumb!" Rated PG-13.

Toasty

PG-13? What is this? For babies?!

Shadowknight1

That's like a baby's toy!

dustpuffs

Baby like his supper? Baby like his supper?!

Shadowknight1

I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!

Debbie82

Shadowknight1 wrote: »

I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!

You'll eat your porridge and like it!

Chyron8472

Pease porridge hot; pease porridge cold;
Pease porridge in a pot, nine days old.

Shadowknight1

Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.

VeronicanPlay

Ow! I did NOT see that!

Toasty

Well, it seems as though you need to get your eyes checked! It was right there! RIGHT THERE!

Shadowknight1

No, no, no! THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE, right?!

Chyron8472

That... is why you fail.

Toasty

I did nothing but succeed!

Debbie82

I have nothing but contempt for this court.

Shadowknight1

I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT! Why should YOU be any different?!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

You racist bastard!

Toasty

I was arrested for a crime as such, long ago. But that's not the question.

Shadowknight1

The question is, who are you?

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I’m Batman.

Shadowknight1

And I'm his friend, Jesus!

StrongBrush1

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Shadowknight1

Don't fuck with Aria.

dustpuffs

Are you fucking kidding me?

HelloCthulhu

You talkin to me?

Jennifer

I would automatically think that the answer to that question would be NO because of the moral issues.

Shadowknight1

My brain said "no", but my mouth went, "yes."

HelloCthulhu

That's what she said.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Oh yeah? Well, I’m suing you for sexual harassment!

Debbie82

Sexual harassment... pan-da!

Shadowknight1

Are panda bears white with black spots, or black with white spots?

StrongBrush1

The question is: who cares?

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I really don’t give a shit.

Chyron8472

Why, did you want to borrow one?