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  • edited January 2013
    I remember it, so you don't have to.
  • edited January 2013
    Mans gotta know his limitations
  • edited January 2013
    I gots to know!
  • edited January 2013
    And knowing is half the battle. G. I. Joe!!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited January 2013
    Cheat Commandos, Rock rock on!
  • edited January 2013
    Then it comes to be
    That the soothing light at the end of your tunnel...
    Is just a freight train coming your way.
  • edited January 2013
    I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car right...fucking...now!
  • edited January 2013
    Hello there! ...

    ...

    ... slow going??
  • edited January 2013
    Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get too far in the game before a glitch kept kicking me back to the main menu, and it kept happening in the same place, every single time. Thank God for YouTube!
  • edited January 2013
    Okay, Mr. Light Beer...prove it!
  • edited January 2013
    Prove it? It's my lifestyle! I prove it every god damn day. Without even thinking!
  • edited January 2013
    I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
  • edited January 2013
    Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
  • edited January 2013
    It's not a laser... it's a little lightbulb that blinks!
  • edited January 2013
    Too cliche.
  • edited January 2013
    When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
  • edited January 2013
    And THAT'S why you always leave a note.
  • edited January 2013
    Do: a deer; a female deer.
    Re: a drop of golden sun.
    Mi: a name I call myself.
    Fa: a long long way to run.
    So: a needle pulling thread.
    La: a note to follow So.
    Ti: a drink with jam and bread.
    that will bring us back to Do.
  • edited January 2013
    D'oh!
  • edited January 2013
    Are we there yet?
  • edited January 2013
    Our position's correct, except...no Alderaan.
  • edited January 2013
    The only way we knew we'd come out of warp was by looking out a window.
  • edited January 2013
    Sure, their sensors won't pick us up, but what if they look out a window?
  • edited January 2013
    Well I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
    Yeah I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
    Well I'm dreamin' all the sweet dreams and the memories of the past
    Feel so fine honey, thats why our love should last
    Feel so good baby and it's all because of you
    I've gotta love ya, I need to love ya, I want to love ya so nice
    We're havin' all the time to ourselves
    Yeah we're havin' all the fun to ourselves
    Lord I'm pickin' up the pieces off the shelf
    Won't take long baby 'cause there's hardly any left
    Feel so good baby but it's all because of you
    I've gotta love ya, I need to love ya, I want to love ya so nice
    I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
    Yeah I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you

    Well I'm dreamin' all the sweet dreams and the memories of the past
    Feel so fine honey, thats why our love should last
    Feel so good darlin' and it's all because of you
    I've gotta love ya, I need to love ya, I want to love ya so nice

    I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
    Yeah I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
    Yeah I'm lookin' out the window, I'm lookin' at you
  • edited January 2013
    Tl:dr
  • edited January 2013
    Life is like loading twice your cargo weight on to your spacecraft.

    If it's canaries and you can keep half of them flying all of the time, you're all right.
  • edited January 2013
    I don't care, I'm still free
    You can't take the sky from me.
  • edited January 2013
    Space. The final frontier...
  • edited January 2013
    I need my space.
  • edited January 2013
    We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
  • edited January 2013
    Our assholes are gonna be big enough for 5 monkeys on mopeds and the soapbox derby.
  • edited January 2013
    Mortal Kombat: Spinal cord ripped out from the head. Brain Dead 13: Spinal cord ripped out... anally.
  • edited January 2013
    You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know to break a spine if... AUGH MY SPIIINE!
  • edited January 2013
    Doot-doo-doot-do That's Bane!
  • edited January 2013
    The bane of my existence.
  • edited January 2013
    I will break you, Batman!
  • edited January 2013
    No, this time I break you!
  • edited January 2013
    We're fighting the pr!ck who reminds me of my dead mother.
  • edited January 2013
    I love dead baby jokes.
  • edited January 2013
    Telltale eats babies.
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