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Debbie82

Mortal Kombat: Guy gets cut in half down the middle. Brain Dead 13: Guy gets cut in half down the middle... from hooks in his eyeballs, leaving a skeleton in the middle. Mortal Kombat: Spinal cord ripped out from the head. Brain Dead 13: Spinal cord ripped out... anally. Death by acid... Brain Dead's got it. Head scorcher... yawn. Spear to the chest... pffft, please! BUT, does Mortal Kombat have someone shred a guy to bits in a blender and drink 'em? I guarantee you... it does not.

Chyron8472

But why is the rum gone?

Shadowknight1

I drank it.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

So, I just drank my own pee for the first time, and it ain’t bad!

Scnew

I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a whiz, mind your own biz! Why is everybody always staring at me?

Debbie82

Don't treat me like a murderer; I just like to pee... Pee, pee, yes! I make R&B!

Chyron8472

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Secret Fawful

What's the matter? Don't you BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?

Chyron8472

Hello, Mr. Fairy!

Will you buy one of Tingle's maps?

VeronicanPlay

Do that again, and I will bury you alive.

Chyron8472

I don't care. I need my hat. I won't fly without it.

Remolay

Clearly he didn't believe me.

Shadowknight1

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Chyron8472

And how we deal with death...is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Shut yo ass up, mothafucka, before I bank yo ass!

Chyron8472

How very interesting... You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?

Toasty

I sure am not! Are you?

Remolay

This is completely pointless

Shadowknight1

Most illogical.

Chyron8472

Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic. We're talking about universal armageddon!

Shadowknight1

You mean one of those things that could destroy the universe?

Chyron8472

It had the virtue of never having been tried.

Shadowknight1

The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Shadowknight1

Excuse moi?

Toasty

You heard the man, answer his damn question!

Chyron8472

As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.

Shadowknight1

Think, McFly, think!

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Think, Patrick, if you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
Ughh, more time for thinking!

Remolay

Oh bad luck Julie, That's not an animal. You lose two letters

Shadowknight1

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I’ll take famous titties for 400.

Chyron8472

Well that was uncalled for.

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I’m not, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Shadowknight1

Are you sure?

Chyron8472

"Do dogs pee on brick walls?

...

I mean 'yes, sir.'"

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Shadowknight1

Warning. This ship will self destruct in fifteen minutes. There will be no further audio warnings.

Chyron8472

Why can't you just be a good boy and die?!

Shadowknight1

If he used that wish of immortality on HIMSELF, I am going to murder...that BASTARD.