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• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Mortal Kombat: Guy gets cut in half down the middle. Brain Dead 13: Guy gets cut in half down the middle... from hooks in his eyeballs, leaving a skeleton in the middle. Mortal Kombat: Spinal cord ripped out from the head. Brain Dead 13: Spinal cord ripped out... anally. Death by acid... Brain Dead's got it. Head scorcher... yawn. Spear to the chest... pffft, please! BUT, does Mortal Kombat have someone shred a guy to bits in a blender and drink 'em? I guarantee you... it does not.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  But why is the rum gone?
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I drank it.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  So, I just drank my own pee for the first time, and it ain’t bad!
• Scnew

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a whiz, mind your own biz! Why is everybody always staring at me?
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Don't treat me like a murderer; I just like to pee... Pee, pee, yes! I make R&B!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I've got a bad feeling about this.
• Secret Fawful

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  What's the matter? Don't you BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Hello, Mr. Fairy!
  
  Will you buy one of Tingle's maps?
• VeronicanPlay

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Do that again, and I will bury you alive.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I don't care. I need my hat. I won't fly without it.
• Remolay

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Clearly he didn't believe me.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  And how we deal with death...is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Shut yo ass up, mothafucka, before I bank yo ass!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  How very interesting... You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I sure am not! Are you?
• Remolay

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  This is completely pointless
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Most illogical.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic. We're talking about universal armageddon!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You mean one of those things that could destroy the universe?
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  It had the virtue of never having been tried.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Excuse moi?
• Toasty

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  You heard the man, answer his damn question!
• Chyron8472

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.
• Shadowknight1

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Think, McFly, think!
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Think, Patrick, if you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
  Ughh, more time for thinking!
• Remolay

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Oh bad luck Julie, That's not an animal. You lose two letters
• Shadowknight1

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  I'd like to solve the puzzle.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  I’ll take famous titties for 400.
• Chyron8472

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Well that was uncalled for.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I’m not, and that, sir, is an idiot.
• Shadowknight1

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Are you sure?
• Chyron8472

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  "Do dogs pee on brick walls?
  
  ...
  
  I mean 'yes, sir.'"
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Ain’t nobody got time for that!
• Shadowknight1

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Warning. This ship will self destruct in fifteen minutes. There will be no further audio warnings.
• Chyron8472

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  Why can't you just be a good boy and die?!
• Shadowknight1

  February 2013 edited February 2013

  If he used that wish of immortality on HIMSELF, I am going to murder...that BASTARD.