Good thing the case file is limited to what you're sending out then. Otherwise a single intern wouldn't be enough and people would be completely confused if they saw a want ad like : "Wanted, full time nose blower. Preferably allergic who don't mind working in close contact with nature to gain results. Minimum size 4 nose requirement. To apply, please sneeze into an envelope and mail to George Bush or Telltale games, depending on whether you want to go to jail or work for us."
They're paperboard 3D glasses style things, but with green hypno swirlies in the lenses, and some text on the sides identifying them as hypno prototypes.
So my guess for all the things, before I found this topic, was...
Hypno-Goggles: Paperboard 3D-style glassed(I was right!)
Alien Love Triangle Times: Standard paper with front page printed on(Glad I was wrong. )
BoscoTech virulent disease: Standard napkin with Bosco Tech logo and a sticky substance on it, sealed in plastic.
Ted E. Bear fridge magnet: Printed on thin magnet strip.
Max for President campaign button: Typical round button.
Blister of Tranquility postcard: Standard paperboard postcard.
So...how many of these am I right on(No points for the first two, of course.)
Well, the Case File costs $4.95 so we can't exactly expect top quality stuff like a 1/4" thick 6 ounce magnet or something.
Hey, I didn't expect them to use actual Newsprint to print a full-size front page of the Alien Love Trangle Times, let alone tear it off to look like it came straight from Sam & Max's corkboard they have in the office.
I just got into my hotel room (the flight Dave and I were on was delayed; everyone else got here hours ago) to find that Jake and Doug had left a couple of teddy bear magnets on the fridge.
... but it won't be going up until some time tomorrow, because something extremely unprofessional seems to be going on with our office network, preventing me from logging in and checking anything in to deploy. This is what happens when the whole web team is also the whole marketing team (and therefore are all here at Comic-Con instead of back home near the servers and the deploy button).
It's an awesome article, though! The best one of the four in my opinion.
I just got into my hotel room (the flight Dave and I were on was delayed; everyone else got here hours ago) to find that Jake and Doug had left a couple of teddy bear magnets on the fridge.
Sooo, any more progress on these? Have you started shipping any of these out yet? My whole order is being delayed because of these things, so you guys had better pick up the pace. :P
As Jake mentioned, everyone who deals with this stuff is in San Diego, 500ish miles away from our office in San Rafael. (And we're working very hard!)
Next week when we get back, we will:
1) Sleep a little
2) Stuff case files
3) Send case files to the warehouse
4) Check email diligently until we get word that the warehouse has received the case files
How about you just skip the sleeping and drink some coffee. As your paying customer, I demand that you do not sleep until my case file has been shipped. Unless you want me to take my business else ware. *Sticks nose into the air
How about you just skip the sleeping and drink some coffee.
Did that already.
Unless you want me to take my business else ware.
Then you can buy the case file from our competitors.
Originally we planned this out so that the case files would ship to the warehouse before we left for Comic-Con. We got all our stuff done in time, but then some of the vendors we were working with dropped the ball and delivered late. It's frustrating but there's nothing we could have done to prevent it.
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He's not an elf...at least, I don't think so. I always assumed the pointy ears meant he was of Vulcan descent...
Hmmmmmm... Alright, well, I'll go see if I can find the episode 3 trailer.
I got it... Just didn't bother posting about it
No one answered my question yet.
A combination of those 3D film glasses and those cheap, non-functioning X-ray glasses?
Hypno-Goggles: Paperboard 3D-style glassed(I was right!)
Alien Love Triangle Times: Standard paper with front page printed on(Glad I was wrong.
BoscoTech virulent disease: Standard napkin with Bosco Tech logo and a sticky substance on it, sealed in plastic.
Ted E. Bear fridge magnet: Printed on thin magnet strip.
Max for President campaign button: Typical round button.
Blister of Tranquility postcard: Standard paperboard postcard.
So...how many of these am I right on(No points for the first two, of course.)
Otherwise, you're pretty close. I don't know how thin the magnet is, haven't seen them yet...
Hey, I didn't expect them to use actual Newsprint to print a full-size front page of the Alien Love Trangle Times, let alone tear it off to look like it came straight from Sam & Max's corkboard they have in the office.
They're awesome.
Er...now?
... but it won't be going up until some time tomorrow, because something extremely unprofessional seems to be going on with our office network, preventing me from logging in and checking anything in to deploy. This is what happens when the whole web team is also the whole marketing team (and therefore are all here at Comic-Con instead of back home near the servers and the deploy button).
It's an awesome article, though! The best one of the four in my opinion.
Are they thicker than a deli slice?
Next week when we get back, we will:
1) Sleep a little
2) Stuff case files
3) Send case files to the warehouse
4) Check email diligently until we get word that the warehouse has received the case files
Then they'll ship.
Did that already.
Then you can buy the case file from our competitors.
Originally we planned this out so that the case files would ship to the warehouse before we left for Comic-Con. We got all our stuff done in time, but then some of the vendors we were working with dropped the ball and delivered late. It's frustrating but there's nothing we could have done to prevent it.
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