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  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2010
    It's tomorrow. You are another day closer to death.

    I wish for nothing.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you are trapped in a void of nothingness for eternity.

    I wish for future pants.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    granted, they are just a pair of pants from the future, tomorrow you will realise that you are missing a pair of pants.


    I wish for that Beyblade Gameboy Advanced game I lost a few years back, still working, just as bad as I remember it.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2010
    You have it, but then you remember that Beyblade was just Pokemon with tops.

    I wish I was in the other place. (Twilight Zone reference. Please, someone get it!)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, but you are the only one there, you decide to read and your reading glasses break.

    I wish that the US would get Yu-Gi-Oh Season 0.
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2010
    LittleKuriboh gets ahold of it first. The resulting spectacle of internet memes, swearing, and Lady Gaga songs gets the show canned for good.

    I wish forthe power of Scott-Pilgrim style kick-assitude.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    You are defeated by the final boss and sent to a realm of vast emptiness.

    I wish I had a cartoon twin who would NOT kill me.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    granted, you kill him.


    I wish I had a japanese girlfriend who is around my age and actually loves me and neither of us die except due to old age
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted. She's ugly, though.

    I wish the rain would stop.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    tredlow wrote: »
    Granted. She's ugly, though.
    not possible.
    I wish the rain would stop.

    granted, but now there are 5 tornados coming right for you.


    I wish for world peace.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    Granted, but you are the only one there, you decide to read and your reading glasses break.

    Aw, I was hoping for "This IS the other place!" Followed by dramatic, evil laughter. Look up the episode A Nice Place To Visit. I cannot recommend it enough.

    Anyway, your world peace comes about due to the inevitable extinction of our sad, doomed species.

    I wish more people would watch The Twilight Zone.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    granted, unfortunately they hate it. Not me mind you, I love that mess.



    I wish that The Dresden Files never got cancelled.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    It deteriorates as it goes on, making you wish it got cancelled before it turned into a parody of itself.

    I wish I could draw better.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    not possible.

    Alright, fine. She's a japanese Annie Wilkes. She locks you in her basement, where you starve and wish to die, but you can't unless of old age, so you suffer. And THAT is possible.
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    I wish I could draw better.


    Granted. When you draw lines, they are straighter. Though it's barely noticeable.

    I wish David Brent would go to Scranton.
  • TheGamejockTheGamejock
    edited December 2010
    His plane crashes on the way there. A tear is shed for the lost.

    I wish Sam&Max season 4 came out tommorrow.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted, it came out in its current state; unfinished. Actually, no. It came out unMADE. Basically you just got an exe file that does nothing. Also, the BTTF game gets postponed for 5 months because of Sam and Max season 4.

    I wish Freddie Mercury never died.
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2010
    He's now undead.Oh crumbs.

    I wishfor a pet Okami Ameratsu
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Granted. You get a pet Okapi Nosferatu. You get killed by the blood-sucking undead relative of the giraffe.

    I wish I were a hero.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    You are now a superhero, and you get your own DC comic. But, as soon as a massive crossover comes, you're the first to die.

    I wish I was big.
  • TheGamejockTheGamejock
    edited December 2010
    Your fat blubber crushes the whole earth.

    I wish I got everything I wanted for Christmas.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Gralted but everythilg breaks before you cal use them.

    I wish to be free.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you are purchased by sarah palin and forced to clean all the floors in her back yard: Russia.


    I wish for just enough snow for school to be canceled.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    The snow is just enough for school to be cancelled for ever, causing you to be unable to graduate.
    I wish that the next episode of Back to the Future will come out earlier than expected.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted, it came out in 2000.000 BC

    I wish vending machines are more reasonable.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited December 2010
    Granted, now the numbers are written in every language, and the english numbers are so tiny you can't read them.


    I want desert!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you got lost in it and died of thirst and dehydration.

    I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited December 2010
    tredlow wrote: »
    Granted, you got lost in it and died of thirst and dehydration.

    I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

    Granted, but why the heck would anyone want to be sandwiched by ice cream until they suffocate?

    I wish that whomever in my dorm is blasting an ice skating competition to turn off the telly.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, they turn on the radio. it's the worst music imaginable.

    I wish I could travel with The Doctor.
  • queen_of_the_lobstersqueen_of_the_lobsters
    edited December 2010
    Granted. Enjoy your travels with The Good Doctor Frankenstein.

    I wish I had two wishes.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, but you just use one of them.


    I wish I was a Time Lord.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you live a life of eternal loneliness. If only you have a TARDIS!

    I wish Torchwood was a better TV show.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2010
    Wait, this thread is still going?!? :eek:

    This thing is ancient!!!

    ...ah, well.
    tredlow wrote: »
    I wish Torchwood was a better TV show.

    Granted, it's been canceled. Now it's better.

    I wish I could take over the world and rule it under the mighty Xenzibanestanian empire (which I made up).

    All hail Xenzibanestan!
  • Unknown
    edited December 2010
    granted, you are uses as the PC of that country

    i wish strongbrush1 would stop making rock soup
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2010
    Granted, now he makes boulder soup.

    I wish for more wishes.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    granted, you just used one of them, you have one left. Didn't I do this already?


    I wish I could go through a science class without my anxiety problems.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2010
    Granted. Your dead corpse sits through one full science class without being anxious before being found.

    I wish I were omnipotent.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Granted. Your life becomes so easy it's boring.

    I wish for an awesome and successful sequel to MST3K: The Movie.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited December 2010
    Granted, it was awesome. However, the team gets fired shortly after the release and no dvd is made.

    I wish for................ your soul.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    Your wish is granted. I have a soul.
    I wish that someone will reply to my comment.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    Granted, but now you must reply to my comment.

    I wish I could see the afterlife without having to go to it.
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