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  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted, but you are smited for the Ed Edd and Eddy reference.


    I wish that I would get my mind off of it's butt and write that Ranger Newman book so I can get some sort of movie deal or whatever it was I wanted for that.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    The book's decent, but the movie is so bad,severalcritics remove their owneyes to avoid having to look at it ever again.

    I wish for some, nice,yummy, non-lethal sushi!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You are attacked by ninjas. Before you can say "What," you are decapitated.

    I wish I had pizza. Non-lethal pizza.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    It's served by the evilest Japanese cult in the multiverse-Samauri Pizza Cats.

    I wish for a steak.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    It comes attached to the rest of the bull.

    I wish I could be a cartoon character.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted, you are the unlucky one of your series.

    I wish for a magic typewriter that will make it so anything written on it becomes a best seller and universally loved that only I would use for non-political pieces.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You get killed by the other authors of the world who are jealous of your success.

    I wish I had an Identical twin who wouldn't kill me.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited October 2010
    Granted, it's your identical triplet that does.

    I wish I had photoshop >_>
  • caeskacaeska
    edited October 2010
    Granted, you get Photoshop. But your graphical design skills deteriorate and become so bad that it causes anyone who sees your work to pluck their eyes out and set themselves on fire.

    I wish I was a skilled artist and made lots of money.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You turn into Picasso. You are currently dead.

    I wish I had a pair of dice.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    You turn into Picasso. You are currently dead.

    I wish I had a pair of dice.

    You get a pair of loaded dice that end up losing in every game.

    I wish life wasn't a painful, swirling cyclone of misery and destruction.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    Okay, It's a painful, shuddering earthquake of misery and destruction. (sorry man, the world will always suck)

    I wish I would stop wanting to put military men into Ranger Newman called General Store and Private Privates
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    Done: meet General Motors and Private Parts.

    I wish I was a rich man.
  • Unknown
    edited October 2010
    granted, but then you get robbed by ceaska because you are so rich

    i wish people would stop the rumor about me dateing player 2 (which as i always say is fake, which it is)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted, now they sarcastically say you are dating some other forum user, which you don't get is sarcasm because you are you

    I wish that I was he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    granted, now they sarcastically say you are dating some other forum user, which you don't get is sarcasm because you are you

    I wish that I was he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.

    Granted: you see how they run like pigs from a gun; see how they fly. You're crying.

    I wish I was the eggman.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but so are they, you are also the walrus. Goo Goo Ga-Joob


    I wish we had better things to do than reference The Beatles.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    Granted, but so are they, you are also the walrus. Goo Goo Ga-Joob


    I wish we had better things to do than reference The Beatles.

    Wish denied, that would have to get lives, then.

    I wish more people referenced HP Lovecraft.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited October 2010
    Granted. Lovecraftian horror is now the main entertainment genre for teenage girls. Imagine "Twilight", but with Deep Ones in the place of vampires.

    I wish for a new jacket.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    Granted. Lovecraftian horror is now the main entertainment genre for teenage girls. Imagine "Twilight", but with Deep Ones in the place of vampires.

    I wish for a new jacket.

    You... you bastard!

    YOUR JACKET IS MADE OF CONGEALED BREASTMILK AND PUBES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY FAVOURITE AUTHOR, YOU UNAPOLOGETIC MONSTER.

    I wish I was dead. There, fuck that up.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited October 2010
    You are declared legally dead, however you are quickly(and miraculously!) revived in a world in which teenage girls have ruined Lovecraftian horror.

    I wish for a purple hat.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    You are declared legally dead, however you are quickly(and miraculously!) revived in a world in which teenage girls have ruined Lovecraftian horror.

    I wish for a purple hat.

    Your hat is made from the SKIN OF YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE AFTER SHE KILLED HERSELF FOR THE MORTAL SIN OF LYING IN MARITAL CONGRESS WITH A MONSTER.

    I wish the suffering would end.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited October 2010
    Your current suffering ends, only to replaced by a NEW suffering that is, sadly, just as horrible. Now Lovecraftian horror is a thing for preschool television, and Cthulu is the equivalent of this world's Barney.

    I wish for a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, right in the middle of the town, with a fine tin roof and real wooden floors below.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but it's set on fire by an arsonist and it burns down before you even get to move to it.

    I wish for the best tasting pizza in the world.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but the delivery boy "accidentally" drove over the pizza box and took a dump on it.

    I wish Zombie Lechuck was elected president.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    caeska wrote: »
    Granted, but the delivery boy "accidentally" drove over the pizza box and took a dump on it.

    I wish Zombie Lechuck was elected president.

    He's voted in, but he gets ressassinated.

    I wish Dashing would not make any more wishes.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    I make wishes inn his place.
    I wish Comrade Pants would get eaten alive by his namesake.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    ted12 wrote: »
    I make wishes inn his place.
    I wish Comrade Pants would get eaten alive by his namesake.

    Done, I am eaten by a pair of trousers shared by Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Che, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il Sung and Subcommandante Marcos.

    I wish to be regurgitated, unharmed, by the Comrade Pants.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You become blinded by the sunlight and fall off the nearest cliff.

    I wish I was leader of my own country and that everyone respected it.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    ...But not everything Respects it. The plants start an uprising and kill you.
    I wish for Onion Bubs!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    He turns you into onion ted12.

    I wish for my very own The Cheat.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    He is still loyaltoStrong Bad and he plays nasty pranks on you all day long.

    I wishfor a potato based snack product
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You get moldy potato chips.

    I wish I could play Poker Night Now, as opposed to later, that I got to play the full game in a normal manner, that my computer functions perfectly, and that I have obtained the NORMAL game by LEGAL means.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    congratulations, you are now TTG's newest Game Tester. You find the normal bugs, but you must report on all of them every time you hit one.

    I wish I had remembered to make a wish the first time
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited October 2010
    You remember the first time, but you forget every other time, and by the time you finally remember you die of hunger.

    I wish for a hamburger.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but the hamburger is composed of twigs and pebbles and you choke on it.

    I wish OzzieMonkey would get a haircut.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted, but it looks worse than it did before.

    I wish I knew a girl who was like Maya Fey from Turnabout Trials (Ace Attorney)
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    She eats Snackoos 27/7 and becomes morbidly obese. Oh, the humanity!

    Iwish for a bag of snackoos, myself
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited October 2010
    granted, but Ness steals it and recovers 112 hp.

    I wish i had the english translation of mother 3.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    homsarthesong wrote: »
    granted, but Ness steals it and recovers 112 hp.

    I wish i had the english translation of mother 3.

    It's yours! Too bad you forgot the English language!

    I wish that nothing bad would ever happen. Ever.
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