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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2010
    The People in the southern hemisphere are stuck on winter and get jealous of us. They wage war on us and the planet explodes.

    I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
  • ted12ted12
    edited September 2010
    you don't have to make a wish,but you are killed by default.
    I wishfor a wagonfulla pancakes
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2010
    You are in Soviet Russia. The Pancakes Eat YOU.

    I wish I could choose a dang college.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited September 2010
    Granted, you choose the college of hell.

    I wish that the person below me gets killed and doesn't kill me only the person below me.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2010
    I will get killed, but you die in an unrelated accident. NOT MY FAULT.

    I wish I had the chance to meet a Telltale Character.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited September 2010
    Granted, you meet Girl Stinky who takes you with her in her downfall.

    I wish Seibert's Wallace and Gromit race would start already.
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited September 2010
    Granted. Seibert starts a non-existant race. Nothing happens(No, seriously, the race thread has been removed).

    I wish for Minecraft.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited September 2010
    You get Minecraft but the awesome graphics are too much for your graphics card to handle so it overheats and it melts along with your motherboard and your CPU also explodes.

    I wish that Seibert's W&G race happened anyway and that the race thread was revived.
  • ted12ted12
    edited September 2010
    Thousands flock to their PCS, and you fail epically. You die of shame (still a terminal illness)
    I wish to be immune to AIDS
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    You catch Chlamydia, Herpes and all other STDs.

    I wish I made a better wish.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    It is so mind-blowingly awesome that your head a splodes.

    I wish I could see something.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    It's a flasher.

    I wish for more wishes!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    Your Genie is displeased and he turns on you. You are now a fish.

    I wish for Lego bricks.
  • Unknown
    edited October 2010
    granted they come to life and hurt you when you used you powers on them

    i wish for a sam and max movie
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    the movie is terrible and everyone blames you for briging it into existence.
    I wish that school were moderately exciting.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    ted12 wrote: »
    the movie is terrible and everyone blames you for briging it into existence.
    I wish that school were moderately exciting.

    Granted, oh my brother. School now becomes a real horrorshow spectacle for you and all your droogies. Then, after a night of the old ultraviolence, you get Ludovico'd. (I really hope someone gets the reference.)

    I wish more people watched Kubrick's films.
  • warrioronewarriorone
    edited October 2010
    Kubrick ? You mean Stanley.. Is he still around .. Why wish more people watched those movies.. Are you getting royalties.. His movies dont exist anymore.. So most of the people who watched it aren't around anymore .. How come you still here.

    I wish more girls wear short skirts.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited October 2010
    They do, but they see you looking up their sort skirts and reject you. You are now known as the worlds biggest loser, and not the fat kind!

    I wish i could use the astral projection to possess my sister.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    I find the suggestionn insulting.You are spammed with ads telling you to buy boy scout popcorn from me-like this one! http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19806

    Iwish that wishing wasn't required
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    It's not and the thread ends.

    I wish the thread was restarted.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You restarted the thread already, you moron.

    I wish that horrible movies were better.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    They get marginally better, but are still suicide-inducingly bad.

    I wish I had, like, three poisoned cranberries.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited October 2010
    Granted, you eat them.


    I wish for a magic can of nuts
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    It malfunctions and you get sucked in for all eternity.

    I wish Beavis and Butthead would come back sooner.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited October 2010
    -Granted, however it's defective and you stay inside it for all eternity.
    -Granted, but it was so much sooner that it already happened and you missed it.

    I wish there was a Sam and Max Hit the Road remake and that absolutely nothing wrong happened to it or me.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    It is only available to employees of Telltale and Lucasarts.

    I wish I had a career.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    It is only available to employees of Telltale and Lucasarts.

    I wish I had a career.

    You get a career... working for Activision!

    I wish they would make a Full Throttle sequel.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    They do, but it sucks.

    I wish I was a musician.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    They do, but it sucks.

    I wish I was a musician.

    You are but you suck.

    I wish I never wished this wish.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You cause a paradox that ends the world.

    I wish that bad movies were good.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited October 2010
    Bad movies become good but only from your point of view. The whole world still thinks they are bad and you become an outcast.

    I wish I had a tree that grew money.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    caeska wrote: »
    I wish I had a tree that grew money.

    It is counterfeit money. You go to jail.

    I wish I lived in the city.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited October 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    It is counterfeit money. You go to jail.

    I wish I lived in the city.

    Granted. You now live in Detroit.

    I wish there were, like, space colonies. Think Firefly or Outlaw Star or something.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted. These colonies are the last best hope for peace. they fail. The shadow wars start and you realise that I'm describing Babylon 5.

    I wish that I had my new computer right now through completely legal, non-loan, non-paradox inducing means and that it would stilll work and I would survive this process to actually use it and run all of my games well.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You coincidentally die after it's first use.

    I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    granted, you get the next strain of the Flu, ULTRA MEGA BIRD-SWINE-SPANISH FLU!


    I wish my names for fake diseases were more creative than that.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    You ironically die of one of them.

    I wish I had no homework.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but it must apply to me too. (What? If I can benefit there's no way I'll miss the chance.)

    I wish there was a new Sam and Max comic or cartoon series.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but Steve Purcell has no involvement. It ironically becomes the most popular Sam and Max thing ever, while being the most not to the humour of the series

    I wish for a Live Action Monkey Island movie with a good story, good acting, and believable actors in the parts.
  • RibsRibs
    edited October 2010
    Granted, but THE MOVIE IS NOW DIAMONDS.

    I wish I wish I was a fish.
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