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  • edited March 2010
    Hamster.
    Where is the world? It disappeared from under my feet
  • edited March 2010
    we are the world, we are the children. we are the ones to make a better day so let's start givin'


    Asparagus?
  • edited March 2010
    It delicious with jam and honey.
    Why is this dead guy on my couch?
  • edited March 2010
    I told you not to let him stay there last week


    How the heck did you manage THAT!?
  • edited March 2010
    It was a hard process, but we made it in the end.
    what are these strawberries doing here I need them for my fruit salad
  • edited March 2010
    They are there because nike put them in there

    Where is Alice? She said she would look after Sammy for an hour and not play "Let's throw Sammy in the river with a bag over his head"

    P.S: Would you help me turn Sammy into an internet meme
  • edited March 2010
    out the door. and no, I don't even get it


    Chrome is good yes?
  • edited March 2010
    Good is crome, yes?

    Where is cher? She was sitting on a chair, wetting her hair, I'm gonna carry on like this so BLEH!
  • edited March 2010
    Cher is in purgatory..(Too many Little Debby Cakes I suppose)

    How is a raven like a writing desk?
  • edited March 2010
    Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!

    Why did the old lady swallow a fly? I wonder why she swallowed a fly? Perhaps she'll die
  • edited March 2010
    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She died, of course.
    Why do we fall?
  • edited March 2010
    Fall, do we? Why?

    Rubik's cube? What, Rubik's cube?
  • edited March 2010
    Eat some weetbix.
    How many times have you done that?
  • edited March 2010
    Like a fox.

    What's up?
  • edited March 2010
    The sky... duh


    Are you going to slap me for that one?
  • edited March 2010
    Slap you?! Me?! Yes.

    Why joysticks?
  • edited March 2010
    You killed it.
    Where is my head?
  • edited March 2010
    With your face.

    What's that on your shirt?
  • edited March 2010
    A button.

    If a guitar, a violin and a bass guitar were to somehow have a child, how many strings would it have?
  • edited March 2010
    twelvty two

    Where do you keep your gun?
  • edited March 2010
    In my pa- OH, you meant THAT kind of gun.
    In my pants.

    Which male Starfox character do YOU find the most attractive?
  • edited April 2010
    NONE

    how many words can noob be in
  • edited April 2010
    In my pa- OH, you meant THAT kind of gun.
    In my pants.

    rofl
    aerbil wrote: »
    NONE

    how many words can noob be in

    Not that many, probably.

    If you had any choice in the matter, what would be your reply to this question?
  • edited April 2010
    Banana Hammock.

    What what?
  • edited April 2010
    QUSTION.......DOES.......NOT.........COMPUTE......

    SIMULATED FORUM SEQUENCE WILL SELF DESTRCUT IN APPROXIMATLY:
    3..................2.................. QUICK! While there is still time left!

    Why do fools fall in love?
  • edited April 2010
    QUSTION.......DOES.......NOT.........COMPUTE......

    SIMULATED FORUM SEQUENCE WILL SELF DESTRCUT IN APPROXIMATLY:
    3..................2.................. QUICK! While there is still time left!

    Why do fools fall in love?

    you answer is in this video!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

    Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
  • edited April 2010
    Heh heh...dic-tionary. That's funny.

    Where we're going, do we need roads?
  • edited April 2010
    Depends on your capabilities of swimming.

    Will you marry me?
  • edited April 2010
    Wont your wife get mad?


    Did I steal that joke? I don't remember
  • edited April 2010
    Yes.

    Spot the difference between these two pictures:

    tbaker4.jpgfamily-vacations-white-mountain-national-forest.jpg
  • edited April 2010
    There's no space between the pictures for there to be a spot.


    Can video games be considered as art?
  • edited April 2010
    Only if art can be considered as video games.

    How big does something have to be to qualify as "big"?
  • edited April 2010
    big.


    Hows the weather up there?
  • MRNMRN
    edited April 2010
    Yellow, obviously.

    Why does life lie?
  • edited April 2010
    It does not lie. It is simply inaccurate to the Guide.

    Where's an egg?
  • edited April 2010
    Wrench.


    Whos on first?
  • edited April 2010
    That's right.

    What happens if I ask a question someone else already asked?
  • edited April 2010
    You get answered something already answered.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if neither woodchucks nor wood existed?
  • edited April 2010
    ChuckNorris.jpg


    What bear is best?
  • edited May 2010
    This is a reeaaallly serious question, since where i live theres no daylight saving time!


    Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

    Please answer this question with a historic view of daylight saving time, explain your position and why should it be saved based on the information you have recollected. Please base your thesis by scientific studies and dont use wikipedia. (100 pts)
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