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  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    oh thats easy. 53 1/2 singing frenchmen


    Where di the frenchmen come from?
    From the gate of hell


    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    A woodchuck couldn't chuck any wood even if he could, bark is not very appetizing.

    If right is left, is down up?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    No, down is forwards.

    Do we really need a dispenser here?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    Mr Nutt wrote: »
    No, down is forwards.

    Do we really need a dispenser here?

    Yes, but the sentry was a bad idea.


    2+2=
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2010
    heh, 2.

    What is a gradient panel?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    a panel with gradient

    why the earth has oval shape?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
    Because all the barbecue shapes were already gone.

    What do you do with a drunken sailor?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Get him off the ship and get a sober one.

    How are babies made?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    they are made with trolling and spam

    why school busses are yellow?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Liver failure.

    Are bow ties really cool?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    From Friar's Signature:
    Bow Ties are cool.
    So, yes.


    Why does grass grow, and paint dry?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    because Time always goes by

    Why do they call it a tuna melt when tuna does not melt?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Because you can't tuna fish.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    27

    Are you a Birdplane?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    I know you are, but what am I?

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    for no reason

    why gaming is awesome?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Because reality sucks (no wait a minute that's not a stupid answer)

    Why do good shows get canceled?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    because they do good things to the world

    is universe a park?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
    Yes, and the stars are the fruit upon the trees.

    What are the steps to the dance of death? I can't remember.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    You go left, right, left, left, right, one hop, two hops, left, up, up.

    How do you turn on the computer?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Throw it out of a window.

    Have you tried turning it off then on again?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    I normally don't even need to turn it off

    Is it a PC or a Mac?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    Only the god knows

    Why Chuck Norris exists?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    Because if he didn't reality would cease to be


    Why you type your questions like thaat?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Because you don't.

    What would happen if Chuck Norris went back in time to fight himself?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    Mr Nutt wrote: »
    Because you don't.

    What would happen if Chuck Norris went back in time to fight himself?
    The universe will explode and never exist anymore :o

    Can you do final smashes in real life
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited July 2010
    yes, but you need to find the item first

    Why fools fall in love?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    It's better then falling in the sewer.

    Mother, may I?
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited July 2010
    Go as your father.

    Does your man smell like Old Spice?
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited July 2010
    Yeah in his armpit.

    Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited July 2010
    Because he's intimidated by my 'Three Wolf Moon' underwear.
    Why do bad things happen?
  • FriarFriar
    edited July 2010
    MichaelDearmanUK wrote: »
    Because he's intimidated by my 'Three Wolf Moon' underwear.
    Why do bad things happen?

    They don't. It's an illusion.

    Q. The who who the what now?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    The who can't what now who what now can't who what now

    Can the sky be a tv screen? cause i want to watch my favourite tv shows when ever I am
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    Yes but the shows can't watch you

    If I can't count to 10, then does 10 really exist?
  • tabstistabstis
    edited July 2010
    As long as you don't exist either.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he had 50 legs?
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited July 2010
    None, he'd stumble all over.

    What's sleep?
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited July 2010
    The Gentleman wrote: »
    None, he'd stumble all over.

    What's sleep?

    Sleep is when you die, follow up answer: wake is when you get your first taste of ADAM.

    Why do fools fall in love?
  • Unknown
    edited July 2010
    A:so they can be more foolish
    Q:why is/was fred so popular
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    That is one of the few things of this world that cannot be answered


    if a chicken crosses the road at 3:90 gets killed and tortured(in that order)....
    What is my username.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited July 2010
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    That is one of the few things of this world that cannot be answered


    if a chicken crosses the road at 3:90 gets killed and tortured(in that order)....
    What is my username.

    Seibert999.

    Why?
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