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  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Because Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was way too long.
    (wiki that, it's actually a word).

    Why can't I do ventriloquism?
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    because you dont have the ventriloquism book from Curse of Monkey Island

    where did my cheeseburger go?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Have you checked your dogs mouth?

    Why does fish not swim on land?
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    Because they get eaten on land.

    Whats that standing behind you?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Your mother.

    What is the meaning of life cheese?
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    Weird thing that for some reason can be eaten when it is moldy (blue cheese)

    Is spam edible?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Only with bacon and eggs.

    Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    No but if seen the sun go down on a rainy day.

    Who started the fire?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Not me, I swear!

    Why isn't there a game where the butterfly is the evil guy?
    (No one suspects the butterfly).
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    play: The butterfly

    Why am I staring at a blue box?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Because you didn't buy "The Orange Box" to stare at.

    When is my Monkey Island Deluxe Edition going to ship?
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    when hell freezes over

    when will hell freeze over?
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    When my Monkey Island Deluxe Edition is shipping obviously.

    Where did the summer go? (Raining here in Denmark)
  • priznaprizna
    edited June 2010
    The Summer went to hell to prevent it from freezing over

    Wy wont my dog stop scratching the lounge?
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    beacause you haven't fedit in days.

    why do you stink?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    Why does your cushion?

    Is it just me?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    Is the sky blue?
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    no,it's teal.

    Is the water realy wet if you are submerged/
  • Unknown
    edited July 2010
    maybe it hurts

    do chicken lay eggs in china
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    No they buy them.

    If this is five, what is this?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    a waste of time.


    If chuck norris has five dollars and you have 5 dollars, who has more money?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    chuck norris because his awesomenes doubles everything
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Yes but you can't have any.

    What would you do for a klondike bar?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    go to a store and buy one, duh.

    Is this Battletoads?
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    No, this is DOUBLE DRAGONNNN!!!!!!!

    Is this Pac-Man?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    Wakka Wakka

    Nihongo ga wakari masuka?
    (And further more did I spell that right?)
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    The hell?

    Where is the nearest air molecule?
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    72 miles east of easter island

    Who's never give me up, let me down, and run around and hurt me?
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    72 miles east of easter island

    Who's never give me up, let me down, and run around and hurt me?

    Rick Astley

    Why Keyboard Cat?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Because the Kool-Aid man is red.

    Why is rock nothing but death and the rage of the beast?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    because people wont stop saying that god hates things that he never said he hated.


    Why should I leave the Canolies (sp?)?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Because you betrayed them.

    Can I freeze water?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    Yes if you blow at the wate

    Why limozeen are in space
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    Every reason.


    How do you be so short?
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    By not being tall.

    How do I type?
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited July 2010
    With boxing gloves

    why the world exists?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    Because it doesn't.

    Is Greece greasy?
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    Only when the Dr John Stienlenhanglen is visiting his family

    Is 7 actually 4 in disguise?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    depends on if s is z in disguise.


    if a chicken leaves the train station at 6:00, the exact same time as when luke skywalker gives indiana jones a double cheeseburger, and the chicken crosses a road and gets ran over by a raindeer. How long will it take for indy to eat his cheeseburger.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    oh thats easy. 53 1/2 singing frenchmen


    Where di the frenchmen come from?
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