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  • edited May 2010
    Okay, I will.

    What become of the dinosaur men?
  • edited May 2010
    What? Can't hear you, you'll have to speak louder!

    Where is Sammy?
  • edited May 2010
    Where did you leave Her or him?


    Can you spell potato?
  • edited May 2010
    P O W F A T I O

    If I get a rabbit, what kind of poison should I name it after?
  • edited May 2010
    Bert.

    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
  • edited May 2010
    A: A headache
    Q: What is the diffrence between a penis and David Cameron?
  • edited May 2010
    David Cameron is a part of a penis. That's like saying what's the difference between a tail and a cat. Every penis has a David Cameron on it.

    Who is David Cameron?
  • edited May 2010
    A liberal.

    If it doesn't bother you, I would like you to define the internet term "furry" to me.
  • edited May 2010
    Like "plushy", but without the sex deficiency.

    What is the color of magic?
  • edited May 2010
    Octarine. That is the truth, all the truth and the whole truth.

    Wood? Really?
  • edited May 2010
    No, I woodn't.

    Where's the beef?
  • edited May 2010
    One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.


    Why the crap do I know that whole thing
  • edited May 2010
    Because you read my mind! How else?!

    Do you know where I can find some lead?
  • edited June 2010
    In the beak of the supercalifrajilisticexpalidoucious bird who lives on top of the telltale building.

    Who shot the deputy if bob marley shot the sherrif?
  • edited June 2010
    Homestar Runner on the same day he shot Caleb Rentpayer.


    Who the heck are John and Kate, Why did they get divorced, and why did we ever care?
  • edited June 2010
    yog soggoth's alter ego's and this is also why we should care...
    Why do we need sustinance?
  • edited June 2010
    Because it makes us happier.

    Who can win a fight? Spider-Ham or Spider-Pig?
  • edited June 2010
    Depends on whose song is better.

    Do you like the sound of a keyboard?
  • edited June 2010
    it is pie.

    Why do demons suddeenly appear everytime I walk away?
  • edited June 2010
    tredlow wrote: »
    because it makes us happier.

    Who can win a fight? Spider-ham or spider-pig?

    Answer my question!!! I need an answer!!!
  • edited June 2010
    spider-pig

    Why do demons suddeenly appear everytime I walk away?
  • edited June 2010
    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Well same with demons
    Just like me, they long to be, killing you

    Have you ever tried shooting a glazed mcguffin?
  • edited June 2010
    NONONONO! you should never shoot godly food!

    Is there really a go..




    lden trophy for completion of life?
  • edited June 2010
    Oh, I bet there is!

    Cake?! How dare you!
  • edited June 2010
    muffins

    How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • edited June 2010
    42

    Isn't that adorable?!
  • edited June 2010
    no because it is your face

    Is that a puppy in the window?
  • edited June 2010
    That's just stupid

    155nedaj?
  • edited June 2010
    hetay onlay anguageay hattay houldsay ebay ackwardsbay isay igpay atinlay.

    Why?
  • edited June 2010
    Because you cut the cucumber lengthwise

    If I stand on my head, will the world implode?
  • edited June 2010
    no but the cucumber will be cut diagonally. (i know,fail)
    Will I die if I started insulting Paper waite?
  • edited June 2010
    Of course it will

    I feel a little depressed, do you?
  • edited June 2010
    Just like you know, sister

    Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
  • edited June 2010
    Because you copied my idea

    Why do people copy ideas?
  • edited June 2010
    Because sorry seems to be the hardest word

    Why do stars fall down from the sky everytime you walk by?
  • edited June 2010
    beause I m so fat the gravitational pull on me is emensly strong.
  • edited June 2010
    Why do they only make Oscars out of GOLD? Why can't they make them out of chocolate and add a nougat center?
  • edited June 2010
    It isn't made out of gold contrary to belif, QI taught me that.

    Why do people laugh at you when you walk down the street.
  • edited June 2010
    Because I tell my best jokes while im walking

    Why is the bird the word?
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